Ultimate Scheming System

Bang!

“Buttface! Buttface, wake up!”

Bang!

“Don’t die, Buttface!”

Bang!

“Speak with me, Buttface!”

Xu Que punched Buttface after every statement.

Buttface was so angry that he almost went mad. He really wanted to say something, but when Xu Que saw him open his mouth about to say something, Xu Que would punch his mouth to hit those dirty words he was about to say!

Therefore, all Buttface could do was just stare at Xu Que with his eyes wide open.

However, all the onlookers were fooled by Xu Que’s acting. In the dark night, all they could see was a desperate owner who was hugging his dying pet!

“Alas!”

“This is so unexpected!”

“General Zhuge, please restrain your grief. You are going to have to live with the inevitable change!”

“Right! The most urgent thing now is to find the thief and get revenge for Buttface!”

The onlookers started to console Xu Que.

However, Xu Que ignored their consolation and continued to punch Buttface.

Seeing that, the onlookers couldn’t help but sigh. “Alas, let’s go. We should leave General Zhuge alone!” An old man said.

The rest of the onlookers nodded and said good-bye to Xu Que. Then, all the onlookers left, one after another.

In a short while, they had all left. Xu Que lifted Buttface by his tail. Then, he started to swing Buttface who was upside down!

Howl!

Howl! Howl!

“Damn! Screw you, little brat, let me go!”

“Crap, you set me up with your tricks again!”

Howl! “Crap! Let me go, I’m going to faint!”

Buttface kept spitting dirty words from his mouth like a machine gun. His four legs were kicking aimlessly in the air, which meant he was trying to fight back! However, he was almost faint from the swinging and failed to hit Xu Que.

Xu Que swung Buttface rapidly in the air. Xu Que just wanted to know whether the storage space would fall out of Buttface’s belly. However, the result disappointed him.

Swish!

Xu Que took out an Eight-Star sword and pointed it at Buttface’s belly. Xu Que hadn’t used that sword for a long time, ever since the Sword Spirit started his secluded cultivation. However, Buttface gave this sword to Xu Que, who knew clearly that there was a powerful Sword Spirit in it. When Xu Que pointed the sword at his belly, Buttface was overcome with fear.

“Little…brat, what are you going to do? Don’t do anything stupid! I only accept a bare-handed duel!” Buttface swallowed and said nervously.

Xu Que said with a smile, “Buttface, stop your nonsense! It is the plunder time now. You could surrender the secrets in your belly, or I could find them out by cutting your belly open!”

“What secrets? Little brat, don’t try to frame me! As an honest and upright cultivator, I don’t have any secrets.… Ouch, it hurts, it hurts! Put the sword away!”

“Don’t play innocent! I saw how you stole those ice-pops just now!” Xu Que said with a smile.

Hearing that, Buttface gave up his resistance and covered his belly with his paws hurriedly.

Xu Que was quite happy to see that. Actually, he didn’t want to take away Buttface’s storage space. He just wanted to have a look at this storage space out of curiosity.

Whoosh!

Suddenly, a figure dashed over from a distance. Xu Que and Buttface looked up and found Situ Haitang arriving.

“Xu Que, you should leave this place immediately. My scout told me ten powerhouses at the Void Training Stage from the Gong Family have arrived at the Scarlet Yang Sect. Soon, they will arrive here. It will be too late if you don’t leave immediately!”

Ten cultivators at the Void Training Stage from a powerful overseas sect were unstoppable for her!

“Oh? I didn’t expect the Gong Family dared to send people here!” Xu Que smiled after hearing that. He guessed it was highly possible that the Scarlet Yang Sect hadn’t mentioned his name to the Gong Family; otherwise, the Gong Family would never have had the guts to send their people to this place!

Seeing his reaction, Situ Haitang couldn’t help but say anxiously, “Xu Que, don’t underestimate them! Although the strength of those overseas powerhouses could be suppressed in the Five Elements Mountain, you still have to confront ten powerhouses at the Void Training Stage!”

“They are just cultivators at the Void Training Stage, don’t worry! People of the Gong Family should only talk to me on bended knees!” Xu Que waved his hand and said proudly.

Situ Haitang couldn’t help but roll her eyes. If Xu Que said he was confident about confronting ten powerhouses at the Void Training Stage, maybe she should have trusted him a bit. But when Xu Que said people of the Gong Family should only kneel down in front of him – this was totally impossible for Situ Haitang.

As a matter of fact, it was not because Situ Haitang didn’t believe Xu Que’s strength; it was just that the power gap between the Five Elements Mountain and the overseas area was too large. Moreover, the Gong Family was one of the overlords in the East Continent. In such a circumstance, any people would say Xu Que was absurd, not only Situ Haitang!

“City Governor Haitang, this guy is not bragging. People of the Gong Family will not only talk to him on their bended knees, but also talk to me by lying on their stomachs!” Buttface also said proudly at this time. When he was in the East Continent, he claimed he was the vice faction leader of the Exploding Heavens Faction, which was quite effective to intimidate others.

However, Situ Haitang was quite speechless after hearing his words. For she knew Buttface quite well, and she didn’t believe Buttface’s words at all!

“Don’t waste your time! You should leave now! At worst, I can…” Situ Haitang lowered her head and bit her lips. Then, she raised her head and said resolutely as she looked at Xu Que, “At worst, I can also go with you!”

“Ah?” Xu Que’s eyes opened wide.

Go with me?

Holy crap! Does this mean…I stole Shang Wu’s fiancee?

I killed Shang Wu several years ago, now I steal his fiancee.… Could I be cursed by the heavens because of this?

“I know the reason you want to stay here, so I’ve made up my mind to go with you!” Situ Haitang said as she looked at Xu Que directly without any shyness. This was definitely her style – a competent and direct tomboy!

“Holy crap! City Governor Haitang, you can’t go with him! This guy…” Buttface stopped for he had felt the sharp sword on his belly before finishing his words. All at once, Buttface changed his expression and said, “City Governor Haitang, I think you’ve made the right choice! Frankly speaking, my brother Que is the only invincible one among all men in this world!”

“Look, his melancholy eyes, sparse stubble, and handsome face are just like the dazzling and extraordinary stars in the dark night. He is the overlord of men! He is the powerhouse among the overlords! It is absolutely correct to go with him! If you want a husband, Xu Que is your optimal choice!”