Ultimate Scheming System

One day, two days, three days.…

Xu Que had stayed in the City Governor’s Mansion of Snow City for the last seven days. Besides his frequent flirtation with Situ Haitang, he spent most of his remaining time eating, sleeping, and beating Buttface!

Previously, Xu Que had doubted whether Buttface had any secrets. Whenever Xu Que found Buttface, he would beat Buttface up to see if he could learn his secrets. However, Buttface was unexpectedly stubborn and reluctant to reveal his secrets.

At last, Xu Que found his opportunity on a dark night. He found Buttface sneaking out of the City Governor’s Mansion and running toward a large warehouse in the city. Xu Que concealed his breath and his odor and followed Buttface quietly, as he was surprised by where Buttface seemed to be going. This big warehouse was the ice-pop factory built by Xu Que.

It’s so weird. It turns out Buttface is going to steal the ice-pops! Xu Que murmured doubtfully to himself and felt something was wrong.

Normally, if Buttface was just going to steal ice-pops, he wouldn’t have been so stubborn that he refused to reveal his plan after being beaten up by Xu Que for several days.

Something is wrong! A conspiracy, there is definitely a conspiracy!

Xu Que was sure this issue was very complicated. He knew Buttface so well that he could confirm Buttface had some unknown secrets.

Whoosh!

In the dark night, Buttface turned himself into a flexible thief and jumped into the ice-pop factory easily. Standing in front of a pile of ice-pops, Buttface couldn’t help but drool shamelessly.

Xu Que hid himself on the rooftop of the factory, still concealing his breath and odor. Then, he removed some tiles of the roof and started to spy on Buttface with his sharp eyes.

Wah-hah-hah-hah! “After enduring humiliation for so long, I have found so many stored ice-pops at last! My suffering being beaten up these last few days was not for nothing!” Buttface, who was standing in front of the ice-pops, started to exclaim at this moment. The expression of all the suffering having their reward appeared in his husky-like face. Then, he licked the ice-pops with his long tongue. The taste was so memorable!

Whoa-ah-ah-ah! “They are so delicious!” Howl! “I almost feel immortal!” Buttface made another loud howl! After that, Buttface looked around vigilantly. Then, he waved his dog paw suddenly.

Whoosh!

All of a sudden, a golden light gushed out from his white belly and became more dazzling and larger gradually.

Bang!

A dull sound came in from the void. Then, a glittering interface appeared in the front of Buttface’s belly. It was like an independent storage space, which was filled with numerous precious items.

Xu Que saw golden and silver jewelry, Spirit Stones, pills, rare and precious medicine ingredients, and even many high-grade magic artifacts. It was just like a giant treasure house! Xu Que was totally shocked by what he saw. Buttface’s belly was a storage space indeed!

Moreover, Buttface’s treasure house was almost as resourceful as his System Package! More important, Xu Que saw a lot of familiar things in that storage space, such as burgers, coffee, and satchel charges.… All of those items were given to him by Xu Que. It seemed Buttface took possession of some of them privately.

Swish!

At this time, a light noise came in from below.

Buttface waved his paw to throw all the ice-pops into his storage space at once. After that, the dazzling space disappeared in an instant. Buttface looked around again. Then he dashed out of the factory and disappeared immediately.

Xu Que smiled coldly from the rooftop of the factory. Buttface hid an independent storage space in his body, which was almost like a mini-world. This guy was incredibly awesome, keeping such a big secret for so long a time!

Howl! “Who is there? Stop, don’t run, let’s have a duel!” Suddenly, Buttface’s scream could be heard from a distance. Then, he started to chase the air as his loud scream echoed in the entire Snow City!

“Thief, stop!”

“You are really unfortunate today for you have to confront me!”

“What did you steal? Just hand them over!”

“My fellow citizens, come! Help me, I’ve found a thief in the city!”

Howl! “How dare you…you use this trick? You are so wicked!”

Suddenly, Buttface lay down flat at the entrance to the ice-pop factory as if he was about to die.

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

At the same time, several figures appeared, who were the patrolling soldiers of Snow City. When the soldiers saw Buttface, who was lying on the ground as if he was seriously wounded, they rushed over and asked hurriedly, “Buttface, are you OK? Where is the thief?”

“Ah…,” Buttface screamed hysterically, clutching his belly.

His scream attracted more citizens and cultivators of Snow City. The dark street was illuminated by many lanterns.

“Buttface, what happened?”

“How could a thief appear in the city?”

“Are you OK? Were you wounded by the thief?”

“Where is he? Tell us, we’ll get revenge for you!”

The onlookers asked about Buttface’s wound attentively.

Buttface raised his paw “with difficulty” and said on his last legs, “Guys…please call me the Mighty King!”

The onlookers couldn’t help but smile. Then, they replied embarrassedly, “OK, OK, OK, Mighty King, what happened?”

“Alas!” Buttface let out a long sigh and said, with tears in his eyes, “Just now I was performing cultivation. I found abnormal astronomical phenomena. Then, I walked out to have a look. I spotted a thief who had sneaked into the ice-pop factory and stolen away all the ice-pops. I stepped out and fought with him for 300 rounds. I didn’t expect to be wounded by his tricks because of my carelessness! And the thief has escaped!”

After saying that, Buttface lay down on the ground again and clutched his belly miserably as if he was about to die. Hearing that, the onlookers became serious immediately.

“I didn’t expect thieves could appear in Snow City, which is always peaceful and safe!”

“This place is always guarded by many soldiers. The thief who managed to sneak in quietly must be quite powerful!”

…

Xu Que had already been amused by Buttface’s acting. He didn’t expect Buttface could play the trick of a thief crying “stop thief” skillfully after stealing the ice-pops!

Whoosh!

Xu Que left the rooftop and jumped into a street nearby. Then he ran out hurriedly, asking anxiously, “What’s going on? What happened?”

“General Zhuge, your arrival is really on time! Buttface…eh, the Mighty King was wounded!” The onlookers narrated the story told by Buttface to Xu Que.

Hearing the story, Xu Que changed his expression and shouted as he looked at Buttface anxiously, “What? Buttface, are you OK?”

As he shouted, he dashed to Buttface and sat beside Buttface directly.

Buttface said miserably as he saw Xu Que, “Little…brat, I…am dying!”

“No!” Xu Que cried immediately and said sadly as he punched Buttface continuously, “No, Buttface, you can’t die! Wake up, you can’t die!”

Buttface was dumbfounded. Holy shit, little brat…screw you!