Chapter 800
Chapter 800: Chapter 14 Good Things Come in Pairs (Extra for Alliance Leader Big Dumb Clock Courier!)_5 Chapter 800: Chapter 14 Good Things Come in Pairs (Extra for Alliance Leader Big Dumb Clock Courier!)_5 “I think that works!”
Hehe.
Lin Xian, shielded by Er Zhuzi, also chuckled internally.
So,
Facing this group of Lian Gang members with severe brain defects and missing brainstem…
was there really any need to practice acting?
They would end up outsmarting themselves.
Lin Xian suddenly realized,
It seemed!
Lian Gang was truly his biggest golden finger in the Dream World!
The First Dreamland supplied guns and intelligence;
The Second Dreamland provided human ladders and backup;
Third Dreamland sent hot air balloons and spacesuits right to your face;
The Fifth Dreamland meant instant full-vote approval to join the gang.
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Indeed…
No matter how the Dream World changed, Big Face Cat was always so sincere and friendly, no wonder he couldn’t bring himself to kill Big Face Cat yesterday—who else could find another brother who believed every word and had no ill intentions whatsoever?
“Okay then!”
Big Face Cat slapped his thigh, sitting up straight from his firewood throne:
“We still value democracy here, so since it’s a unanimous decision, we welcome you to join the big family of Lian Village!
How should I address you two?”
“Lin Xian.” “CC.”
“Great!”
Big Face Cat waved his large hand:
“From today onwards, you are one of us in Lian Village!
Whoever dares spank you is slapping my face!
And I absolutely won’t let them off!”
“Since we have new members, let’s slaughter a pig tonight and have a proper celebration!
Welcome, welcome!”
Seeing the resolution passed,
Er Zhuzi breathed a sigh of relief.
With a look of admiration towards Lin Xian, as if regretting not meeting him earlier:
“Brother, if only I had met you sooner…”
Hehe.
“Since it’s our first meeting, I didn’t prepare any gift for you, but let me give this to you.”
Saying so,
Er Zhuzi took off the green fabric sun hat on his head and placed it on Lin Xian’s:
“This is a treasure!”
Oh boy.
Lin Xian hurriedly removed it and placed it back on Er Zhuzi’s head:
“No, no, I appreciate the thought, but this gift is too valuable for me to accept.”
Big Face Cat laughed heartily as he went out:
“Come, come!
Let’s have grilled meat tonight!
Let’s celebrate well and welcome our new members to Lian Village!”
“Hahahahahahaha!”
Ah Zhuang and San Pang also followed behind:
“Hahahahahahahaha!”
Er Zhuzi also straightened his hat and walked out:
“Hahahahahahahaha!!”
…
Wuu wuu wuu wuu.
In Zhao Yingjun’s house, the entrance hall, the terrified Pomeranian VV huddled in a corner, whining softly without daring to make a sound.
But its famished stomach kept making wuu wuu noises.
This was the biggest crisis in its dog life!
It had never seen its female owner this angry!
Tonight, she came back very late.
It barked, trying to get her to pour dog food.
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But before it could even bark twice—
Bang!!
A thick paper report was fiercely slammed on the coffee table, the loud sound even drowned out the Pomeranian’s howls.
The bully-fearing VV didn’t dare to squeak.
It immediately shrank into the shoe cabinet’s corner.
Timidly laying its head down, half-lifting its eyes, it watched its female owner who, without taking off her high heels, sat on the sofa with her legs crossed, silent and frowning.
Zhao Yingjun.
She took several deep breaths, unable to calm her heartbeat.
This was ridiculous!
Her gaze darted to the report on the coffee table, which on its first page displayed in prominent bold black type—
[After verification, Sample A is the biological daughter of Sample B, and Sample B is the biological mother of Sample A.]
Zhao Yingjun couldn’t recall how she had even managed to return home after receiving the report.
The whole way, she remembered nothing.
Her mind was blank.
She couldn’t understand, nor could she believe it.
She was chaste and untouched, where did this daughter come from!?
This was nonsensical!
But…
Thinking about Yan Qiaoqiao, who resembled her so closely.
And this DNA test result wouldn’t lie.
Recalling, some time ago, Lin Xian had inexplicably asked her to do a DNA paternity test as well, also with a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl.
At the time, she’d treated it as a joke and didn’t take it to heart.
However,
Just days later, her parents also brought over a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl.
Setting aside the result for now,
Why were people always making her do DNA tests with young girls during this period?
She shook her head.
The reasons for these questions weren’t important at this moment.
What mattered was!
This biological daughter of hers, Yan Qiaoqiao, where on earth did she come from?
How could such an absurd thing happen?
She narrowed her eyes.
Looking at the dimly lit room, the only light – the flickering TV power indicator—
Wuu wuu wuu wuu.
The starving stomach of the Pomeranian VV let out wuu wuu noises again.
Zhao Yingjun turned her head.
Looking at the fluffy ball that was Dandelion curled up beside the shoe cabinet:
“Are you hungry?”
The Pomeranian VV, like a tambourine, shook its head frantically!
Not hungry!
It could still survive!