Zombie Sister Strategy

Three years later…

One day, Lin Hao showed up in Lu Tianyi’s office and pointed at the boy on the couch as he shouted, “Wu Qiteng, get over here!”

The adorable three-year-old boy swiftly slipped off the couch and rushed at Lu Tianyi, who was behind his desk, while screaming, “Ahhhhh! Uncle! Help!”

While screaming, he threw himself onto Lu Tianyi’s lap.

Lu Tianyi raised his head and said blindly to Lin Hao, who was standing by the door, “My office needs silence. Stay calm, President Lin.”

The look on Lin Hao’s handsome face was a little twisted as he pointed at the boy and yelled, “This little b*stard put a woman in my bed, again! Naked! He’d have succeeded if I didn’t discover his plan timely! I’d have to take the responsibility if the girl’s reputation were ruined!”

“Hah!” Lu Tianyi couldn’t help but laugh.

At that time, the boy who was shrinking in Lu Tianyi’s arms said to Lin Hao with a weak voice, “Uncle Hao, you should find me an Aunty. Or, are you going to find me a… um… another uncle? Why does that sound weird? Maybe a male Aunty?”

Teng confused himself. It would be fine if his Uncle Hao got him a male Aunty!

“Is that something you should worry about? Get over here, you little b*stard! Don’t think that you can hide in Lu Tianyi’s place!” Lin Hao walked over with anger.

Lu Tianyi looked at Teng and laughed while patting his head, “Teng, which girl did you put into his bed this time? Haven’t you learned your lesson yet from the last few times?”

Teng turned and put his arms around Lu Tianyi’s wrist and turned his head back as he said to Lin Hao, “I’ve thought for a very long time this time. I think Jiang Anan and Uncle Hao are a really good match for each other.”

“No, we’re not!”

“No, we’re not!”

Two people said in the same voice. Lin Hao, Lu Tianyi, and Teng all turned to the door.

Jiang Anan was standing there. Her hair were no longer covering a half of her face, but were tied up behind her head. The scar on her right check seemed like a very faint pink tinge. It did affect her appearance more or less, but compared with the way she looked before, she was now much prettier.

At the moment, she was standing by the door with a sullen face, staring at Teng with a pair of eagle eyes. The boy actually drugged her and threw her in Lin Hao’s bed. She had nothing to do with Lin Hao at all!

Lin Wenwen walked over from the other side with Long Qingying as she said to Teng with laughter, “Teng, why don’t you send me into your Uncle Yuan’s bed? You’re so concerned about Uncle Hao, why aren’t you concerned about me?”

Teng rolled his eyes and said, “You’ve been casting your eyes on Uncle Yuan thirstily every single day. Uncle Yuan even wants to run every time he sees you! Actually Aunty, if you can be a little more open-minded and just go for him, he might be yours already! It’s your problem! You’ve been hesitating for three years. You don’t have the courage to just do it!”

Following behind the three women, two little girls stuck their heads into the office from behind the door.

Lin Wenwen moved her eyes to the ceiling as she coughed and said, “Eh-hem! Lin Hao, carry on. We didn’t see anything.

Teng felt speechless.

“He came here. Uncle Lu is protecting him. Uncle Hao isn’t going to do anything to him!” Lin Xiaolu, who was now a big girl, put her hands on the window frame and joined the conversation.

“Yeah!” Wu Yueling, who was next to her, nodded in agreement.

“Lu Tianyi, hand him over! Would he ever become so unruly if you haven’t been spoiling him all the time!” Lin Hao stood before Lu Tianyi’s office as he stared at Lu Tianyi and said.

Lu Tianyi was holding the boy without moving even an inch. Lin Hao couldn’t just drag the boy out of his arms. He believed that the boy wouldn’t repeatedly put girls in his bed if Lu Tianyi hadn’t spoiled him so much. In fact, it wasn’t the first or the second time Teng did something like that. That was how his parents got together.

The more Lin Hao thought about it, the more he felt that someone needed to teach the boy a real lesson.

“He is my nephew. What’s the problem with me spoiling him? You’re an adult. Why’re you mad at a kid? Also, you shouldn’t displease him, or he might put a mutated female gorilla into your bed next time.” Lu Tianyi looked at him with a naughty smile.

The look on Lin Hao’s face suddenly grew complicated.

“Hah…” Lin Xiaolu, Lin Xiaolu, and the other girls giggled, as if they were picturing something hilarious in their heads.

At that time, Shen Yujen came over to deliver some files. She knocked on the door and looked at the people in the office curiously as she said, “Eh? Why are you all here?”

Seeing Teng, who was holding Lu Tianyi tightly, and Lin Hao, who was with a weird look on his face, she immediately figured something out and nodded, “Teng, what did you do to your uncle this time?”

“No, I just did something good!” Teng said.

Shen Yujen came in with a smile and said while putting the files on Lu Tianyi’s table, “If it were a good thing, your Uncle wouldn’t be having such a face. Be careful! If you got him really mad, he might ask your Mom to punish you.”

“My Mom has no time for me now,” said Teng carelessly, “She’s busy expanding the base. Also, my father, who’s trying to make me a little brother or sister, is keeping her busy too.”

“You are such a troublemaker!” Lin Hao adjusted his expression and yelled at the boy angrily.

“Alright, apologize to Anan! Next time, at least ask for the girl’s permission first. What you did is wrong. If Anan is willing to be with your Uncle, he’d be thrilled, but she’s apparently not. That’s why your Uncle is mad. Also, can your Mom really give you a little brother or sister?” Lu Tianyi first criticized Teng’s behavior and then brought the topic to Teng.

“Sister Anan, I’m sorry. I’ll bring you to my Uncle’s bed again when you start to like him.” Teng made the apology as he was told to, but what he said after that made Jiang Anan and Lin Hao feel utterly speechless. Lu Tianyi didn’t know what to say either.

Teng then continued with, “My Mom can make a little trouble or sister, but to make that happen, my Daddy will have to work harder. But recently, I feel that he’s having some waist problems…”

On the other side of the base, Wu Chengyue sneezed. He looked around and then rubbed his nose as he said to Xiao Yunlong, “It’s only been three years, and Zou is already feeling exhausted. I ran the base for seven years…”