Ultimate Scheming System

Two dogs of very different sizes set off in such a weird way.

Buttface was enjoying the massage. The toy poodle kept twitching its body on Buttface’s head.

“Good!”

“Nicely done!”

“Yes, yes, yes, that’s the spot!”

“It’s so comfortable!”

( NovelFull )  Howl! “Harder! You are feeble because you are hungry, right?”

Buttface shouted all the way.

Xu Que, who couldn’t watch anymore, laughed wildly in his heart. However, his expression was still quite calm. People with discerning eyes knew what this toy poodle was doing. Only stupid Buttface thought the toy poodle was doing massage for him.

Boom!

At last, Xu Que arrived at the building ruins of the celestial sect in Mount Kunlun. He smashed several rocks with his fist and found the secret tunnel that led to an underground area. This place, which had been abandoned for over 10,000 years, was quite shabby.

Many restrictive spells and spell Arrays were not functional at all. The runes had almost been worn down by the wear and tear and weather.

Xu Que and his teammates walked along the tunnel safely without encountering any danger. At last, they stopped in front of a giant bronze door at the end of the secret tunnel.

“Holy crap! I didn’t expect such a big door could be hidden here!” Buttface shouted.

The door had two door parts. The height of the door was about 100 yards and the width was dozens of yards. It was so big that it was almost as magnificent as the tall buildings in the outside world.

A lot of vivid patterns were carved into the door, including many divine and ferocious beasts like dragons, phoenixes, and toads.

“Interesting! This is really a Void Interface Point, which is even bigger than the one in the Heavenly Human Tribe’s Holy Ground!” Xu Que said in a low voice as he squinted his eyes.

According to his feelings as well as the detection of the System, he was sure this was a Void Interface Point. It was so big that it was almost ten times bigger than the one in the Holy Ground of the Heavenly Human Tribe. It was hard to imagine that such a place could exist on Earth. If the door was opened from the other side, various creatures might gush into this world.

“There is still a long road ahead!” Xu Que exclaimed, by shaking his head. He was anticipating the way in front of him.

“Right! Right!”

Buttface also started to exclaim, imitating Xu Que. Then he started to sing affectionately, “Little by little, the feelings were forgotten! Little by little, I was ignored! How could you have the heart to see my haggard face….”

Bang!

Xu Que slapped Buttface directly.

“Why do you wail like a ghost? Do you really think you are Jacky Cheung? As someone who is tone deaf, how dare you sing love songs?”

Howl! “I’ve just learned this song! Why can’t I sing it?” Buttface asked in a recalcitrant manner.

Xu Que rolled his eyes, “Just stop it! Just get yourself prepared. We are going to leave here!”

After saying that, he summoned the System and was about to leave with the Space-Breaking Spell.

“Wait!” At this time, Xu Feifei said nervously, “Brother, will we just leave like this?”

“Sure! What? Aren’t you willing to leave? Don’t worry, we will come back in the future!” Xu Que said with a smile as he nodded his head. He could understand Xu Feifei’s feelings.

He was eager to go back. But for Xu Feifei, it was different. After all, she had lived on Earth for so long a time. This was the first time for her to go to the World of Cultivators, which was even more distant than the Moon. She would definitely be uneasy and unwilling to leave.

“Oh, when…could we come back?” Xu Feifei said.

Xu Que was stunned a bit and said with a wry smile, “I don’t know. Maybe five years, ten years, or even 100 years!”

“100 years?” Xu Feifei eyes opened wide immediately.

“Right! 100 years are long for life on Earth. However, in the World of Cultivators, it is just a blink of an eye. Many cultivators have lived for several thousand years. Even I also have a life expectancy of over 10,000 years!” Xu Que said with a smile.

At the very beginning, he could only live several hundred years. After absorbing the life span of cultivators of the Heavenly Human Tribe, he had become the god of longevity.

“Everything will be changed after 100 years. When we come back, the Earth will be so strange to us!” Xu Feifei, who didn’t want to leave in this way, looked up and said, “Brother, I…want to meet my friends for the last time and say goodbye to them!”

“Hmm, no problem! Actually, you reminded me that I should also say goodbye to Cai and the rest of my friends!” Xu Que touched his jaw as he nodded his head. This time his friends like Cai and Zeng Darong had helped him a lot. Since he was about to leave, he should say goodbye to them officially.

“Hongyan, could you take Feifei to meet her friends? I will have dinner with my friends like Cai. Let’s meet here tomorrow!” Xu Que made up his mind immediately.

Buttface shouted immediately, Howl! “No, I also want to go!”

“Do you also have friends?” Xu Que asked dubiously.

“Crap! Why can’t I have friends? When I ruled the R Nation, I had a lot of brothers and sisters and countless female wolves who adored me. If they queue up, the line could circle the Earth ten times!” Buttface said proudly.

Puff! Xu Que laughed immediately. He said, shaking his head, “OK, you can go if you want to. But you should come back to this place tomorrow, or I will catch you personally and you will be beaten up ten times!”

“Crap,little brat, don’t cross the line!” Buttface was annoyed. He said angrily, “What about five times?”

“No, this is non-negotiable!” Xu Que waved his hand and said as he looked at Xu Feifei and Jiang Hongyan with a smile, “Just go and say goodbye to your friends. After that, we will leave here!”

“OK!” Xu Feifei nodded her head.

Then, when they reached the ground surface, all of them jumped up into the sky and dashed toward different directions.

Most of Xu Feifei’s friends were living in foreign countries. Therefore, she went to the M Nation with Jiang Hongyan first.

Only a few people could be treated as friends by Xu Que, including Cai, Zeng Darong, and several others. Therefore, he called Zeng Darong directly and asked them to have dinner with him in Linshen City. After all, Linshen City was the place where Xu Que grew up. He still had some feelings and emotions about it.

Whoosh!

He jumped into the sky and dashed toward his destination stepping on lightning. In a short while, he had reached Linshen City from Mount Kunlun.

“Holy crap! It’s Xu Que!”

“Brother Que is back!”

“Come on, let’s welcome Brother Que!”

Xu Que’s appearance attracted many onlookers and caused an uproar in the city. Now, Xu Que was more famous than all other celebrities, even those big shots in the government.

However, he didn’t stop but said with an aloof smile, “Guys, I am here to have dinner with my friends! Please don’t bother us!” After saying that, he stepped into the restaurant.

Cai knew Xu Que was coming, so he booked the entire restaurant. Now the foods and wine had been prepared. He was waiting for Xu Que alone in the restaurant. When he heard the noise in the street, he knew Xu Que had arrived. So he ran to the entrance to meet Xu Que.

“Xu! Holy crap! Little brat, you are so famous now. If you make a movie, the box office will definitely rank it number 1 in the world!” Cai laughed when he saw Xu Que.

Xu Que waved his hand, “If these things hadn’t happened, I would absolutely become a movie maker! But it is not necessary now!”

If the Acting Tough Points he could earn on Earth didn’t reach the upper limit, he would definitely make a movie to earn more Acting Tough Points. Now, it was unnecessary apparently.

“OK, OK, I know you are a big shot who is quite busy! Come on, let’s drink. Later, someone else will also come here!” Cai said with a wicked smile.

“Someone else? I remember I only invited you, Zeng Darong, Wang Jin, and Su Xiaoliang!” Xu Que said with a smile.

Cai shook his head, “Why do you act dumb? We don’t know when you will come back this time. I needed to tell your ex-girlfriend!”

“Ex-girlfriend?” Xu Que was surprised. Then he said with a wry smile, “You mean Lin Yuxi?”

“Of course! Don’t tell me you have more than one ex-girlfriend!” Cai rolled his eyes. “I knew you’ve broken up. But I think you should say goodbye to her! By the way, she complained to me that she requested to add you as her friend in WeChat after getting a new mobile phone number. But you haven’t accepted her request yet. Just approve it, maybe you could keep in touch with her in the future!”

“Eh! It is hard to say. Last time it was purely accidental that I got in touch with you in the World of Cultivators!” Xu Que said with an embarrassing smile as he took out his mobile phone.

After returning to Earth, he seldom used this mobile phone. He only used it to make phone calls. When he logged into his WeChat account, he found a lot of people wanted to add him as a friend.

Xu Que recognized Lin Yuxi’s head portrait. He pressed the Accept button immediately. Then he clicked her WeChat Moments subconsciously.

He only saw a blank space.

“Damn! I guess she has blocked me!” Xu Que smiled.

Hearing that, Cai came closer and looked at Xu Que’s mobile phone. Then he said with a smile, “Hah-hah-hah, this is so embarrassing!”

“Alas!” Xu Que sighed and said, “These things are still here, but men are no more the same! Once, I could even enter her body. Now, I can’t even visit her WeChat Moments!”

Puff!

Cai spat the wine out of his mouth on the spot!

Patter!

At the same time, the sound of something falling to the ground came from the entrance.

Xu Que and Cai turned around and saw Lin Yuxi at the entrance. Her face was red and her handbag had fallen to the ground. She said in a shy and angry manner, “I…got a new phone number! I’ve just registered a new WeChat account. I haven’t posted anything in my WeChat Moments and I didn’t block you!”

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