Ultimate Scheming System

“What?”

Xu Que opened his eyes very wide.

No?

Why not?

Why do you say no to this?

This beautiful girl decided to follow me because of my handsome face. Why can’t she serve me?

Also, Xu Feifei could say no to this. Why does Buttface mess with me? It’s none of your business!

Xu Que stared at Buttface.

( NovelFull )  Buttface said proudly, “As the deputy sect leader of the Exploding Heavens Faction, I should also enjoy this treatment. She shall also serve me!”

“Nonsense! Nobody acknowledges your position as the deputy sect leader!” Xu Que tried to punch Buttface.

Buttface escaped and shouted accusingly, Howl! “Little brat, you are too greedy! You don’t agree to share her services because you have designs on her!”

Puff! “I am blaming your outdated sense of hierarchy! We are in a modern society. How dare you ask her to be your maidservant!”

Xu Que scolded seriously, “Look at her, such a beautiful girl has been trapped in this spell for 10,000 years. Now, she has just been delivered from oppression. Do you really have the heart to treat her as a maidservant? How could you be so ruthless, relentless, and unreasonable?”

“Holy crap! I am not ruthless, relentless, and unreasonable at all! She said she would serve as a maidservant!”

“How could you say you are not ruthless, relentless, and unreasonable?” Xu Que asked.

“Humph! No matter how ruthless, relentless, and unreasonable I am, I couldn’t be more ruthless, relentless, and unreasonable than you!”

“What? Am I more ruthless than you? Am I more relentless than you? Am I more unreasonable than you? You must be kidding! You are a dog who is the most ruthless, relentless, and unreasonable thing I’ve ever met!”

Puff! “I could never be more ruthless, relentless, and unreasonable than you!”

The two of them continued to attack each other verbally.

Jiang Hongyan, who had already gotten used to their antics, stood beside them calmly with a faint smile.

Xu Feifei was shocked. She knew Xu Que’s style. However, she didn’t expect a dog could also be so shameless.

At this time, Xu Que said with a cold smile, “Heh-heh! Good! Since you said I am ruthless, relentless, and unreasonable, let me show you my ruthless, relentless, and unreasonable actions! Just wait!”

Then he turned to the Eight-headed Serpent and shouted loudly, “Eight-headed Serpent, bring me a pot. I want to enjoy dog meat hotpot tonight!”

“Are you going to eat dog meat?” The Eight-headed Serpent was stunned. Then, he said perplexedly after looking at Buttface, “No, my lord! I’ve met a lot of hikers in the mountains. All of them advocate animal protection. And dogs are good friends of human beings!”

“Damn! Screw you!” Buttface was annoyed immediately. He started to bark at the Eight-headed Serpent like an angry dog, “I am a wolf! Crap! I either kill this snake today or I will change my family name!”

“Ah?” The Eight-headed Serpent was puzzled by Buttface’s reply. He turned to Xu Que and said hurriedly, “My lord, is it too late for me to bring the pot for you?”

Growl! Buttface roared majestically as he dashed toward the Eight-headed Serpent, “Just die! Eat my Invincible Mustard Palm!”

Swish!

Buttface waved his paw abruptly. Then a pile of green mustard was thrown out toward the Eight-headed Serpent. After that, he turned around and escaped directly. This was his signature move, which was so sordid.

The Eight-headed Serpent was still in a daze. The mustard was as nothing in front of his eight giant heads. All the mustard landed on the neck of one of the eight heads and didn’t cause any damage.

The scene was quite embarrassing.

“What? How could this be?” Buttface, who was standing at a distance, said in surprise. “When I ate this, I was almost killed by it. How could you be immune to it?”

The Eight-headed Serpent said in puzzlement, “I…I didn’t eat it! It landed on my neck!”

Xu Que covered his forehead with his hand, and said, “Buttface, could you stop fooling around? I could let you go today. But you shall never say you are from the Exploding Heavens Faction in the future, OK?”

“Crap!” Buttface waved his paw angrily. “Forget it! Since the Heavens don’t want me to kill this snake today, I will let it go temporarily!”

…

Xu Que shook his head and ignored Buttface. Then he turned to the woman in the white dress and said, “You don’t need to serve me. It’s not who I am! If you really want to thank me, just tell me what has happened in this place in the past.”

“My lord, I…” The woman in white dress was perplexed.

“Never mind. You don’t have to tell me!” Xu Que said. Actually, he was not all that interested in the things that had happened in this spell all those years ago. Anyway, he was about to leave Earth as long as he could find a Void Interface Point.

The woman in the white dress explained hurriedly, “My lord, it’s not like what you think. Those memories have been sealed by my real body. The only memory I have now is to guard this place!”

“OK, you can continue your duty. I have to leave now and I could come back at any time. Please don’t make trouble in the outside world, or you will have to face some consequences!” After saying that, Xu Que was about to step into the ruins of the celestial sect in Mount Kunlun.

The woman in the white dress said quickly, “Wait, my lord, I have a request. Could you take me with you? The Illusory Spell has disappeared. If I stay here, I will perish soon!”

“Oh?” Xu Que stopped as if an idea had occurred to him. Then he said thoughtfully, “Won’t you perish if we take you to the World of Cultivators?”

“No, I…I want to enter the Good Fortune Jade Disk of that lady. I could only survive in this way. And I could even remold my body and get out of this control of my real body!” The woman in the white dress said as she looked at Jiang Hongyan with a plea in her eyes.

Xu Que smiled for he had figured out something was wrong from the very beginning. This woman said she would show her gratitude by serving him for ten years, which was quite weird. Now he knew her real purpose was to get close to them and get approval from Jiang Hongyan so that she could enter the Good Fortune Jade Disk and remold her body!

“Now the Illusory Spell has disappeared. Although I’ve regained freedom, I won’t last long in this world! I am willing to open my soul. The lady could place a Soul Seed in my soul. In this way, I could never do anything which is harmful to you!” The woman in the white dress entreated.

She was a part of the Illusory Spell. If the Illusory Spell disappeared, she wouldn’t survive. That was also the reason why Xu Que had asked her to stay on Earth.

However, she recognized the Good Fortune Jade Disk in Jiang Hongyan’s hand. She knew it was her hope to survive and even get out of control of her real body.