Ultimate Scheming System

バカヤロー?

아실발?

What the hell?

Where does this guy come from?

All the foreigners were confused.

“Do you understand his language?”

“I know バカヤロー means something dirty in the words of the R Nation!”

“Damn! How could a person from the R Nation be so rude? Let’s beat him up!”

“Wait! No, I heard he also said 아실발! I used to watch a TV series from the H Nation. I guess he must be from the H Nation!”

“A person from the H Nation? No wonder he is so handsome! I guess he must have had cosmetic surgery!”

“No, no, look, he is picking his nose. I’ve watched that in the movies of the R Nation. Hey, look! He put a booger into his mouth!”

“Holy crap!”

“He must be a person from the R Nation, or he wouldn’t be so disgusting!”

Xu Que’s actions totally terrified the foreigners. The three men looked at Xu Que in disgust. The two white women also stepped back and didn’t dare to stand close to Xu Que for fear that he might do something crazy.

“バカヤロロロロロ….” Xu Que screamed as he rushed toward the sea suddenly, as if he had lost his mind.

The foreigners were shocked by his actions and thought he might attack them. Therefore, they raised their hands subconsciously. However, the next moment, they were completely dumbfounded.

Xu Que ignored them and started to utter all kinds of weird words, such as やめて, 습니다, and きもちい.

At last, he shouted “いく” loudly. Then he jumped into the sea.

Splash!

Creating a huge spray, Xu Que disappeared into the sea.

The foreigners stood with their mouths open wide in surprise.

“What’s going on?”

“He jumped into the sea!”

“Damn! Is he a psycho?”

“How did he come to this island?

He is not from our flight apparently!”

“Don’t worry. Let’s wait for him on the beach. Then we can ask him and might even find a way to leave this island!”

They walked toward the beach. When they reached the beach, they couldn’t help but frown for they couldn’t find Xu Que. The sea stretched to the horizon. The seawater was very limpid. They couldn’t see Xu Que anywhere.

“What happened? Where is he?”

“Maybe he has swum away!”

“That’s impossible. Even a swim champion wouldn’t be that fast!”

“Right! This place is only water. Where could he go?”

“Oh, no! Maybe he is swimming toward the deep sea! What is waiting for him is his certain death!”

All at once, the foreigners were shocked. If he swam toward the deep sea, he would definitely be drowned.

After being trapped on this island, they had tried countless methods to leave during the past month. They had even made a simple canoe. When they tried to leave by taking the canoe, they didn’t find any land or ships for the next five days and nights. Among the six people on the canoe, one died from dehydration, two were devoured by sharks, two disappeared in the sea, and only one person was washed up back to the island.

Since then, they had realized it was impossible to leave this island with one canoe, let alone by swimming!

“No, he is finished!”

The foreigners shook their heads regretfully. They didn’t have the time to get any information from this person before his disappearance, which was so frustrating!

…

While all the foreigners were looking for him, Xu Que became invisible and sneaked back to the island again. He took off the Human-skinned Mask and shook his body. All the seawater on his body evaporated. Even his hair was dry. Then he waved his hand to change his hairstyle into a refreshing short hairdo. After that, he put on a clean, neat suit that he purchased from the System store. Now he had become a clean, handsome young man!

“Heh-heh, they are really a bunch of ants. It is so boring to play with them!” Xu Que smiled and stepped forward, patting his clothes.

The foreigners were still chatting in low voices on the beach.

Xu Que shouted in perfect Chinese, “Hey, who are you? Why are you staying on my island?”

Swish!

The foreigners were shocked. They turned around immediately and were dumbfounded by what they saw.

What the hell?

How could another Asian appear in front of us?

“Hey, you! Why are you on my island? This is a private island; you should leave immediately!” Xu Que continued to speak seriously in Chinese.

According to the following conversation he had with them, Xu Que figured out that they were a group of survivors of a plane crash. Therefore, he acted tough by claiming this island as his property. The foreigners, who didn’t understand Chinese, were confused.

Suddenly, Evelyn, the blond woman who had found Xu Que first, asked sheepishly, “Are you from Huaxia? I know a little bit of Chinese!”

She spoke in English. So Xu Que also replied in English, “Exactly! This island belongs to my family. What are you doing here?”

“What?”

The foreigners were stunned after hearing that.

“Is this your island?”

The black man asked dubiously, “How could this be? This is the Atlantic Ocean!”

The white woman with short hair also seemed surprised.

The strong white man snorted, “As expected, people from Huaxia are good at bragging! I don’t care how you came to this place. You’d better take us back to our country, or there will be consequences!”

“Charlie, don’t be so rude. We don’t know this island. Maybe it really belongs to him!” Evelyn dragged the white man away.

Charlie shook Evelyn off and said angrily, “I’ve been staying on this crappy island for one month. I’ve had enough of it! You are just a bunch of idiots! If you didn’t suggest traveling in Europe, I wouldn’t be trapped in this place.”

“Charlie, you….”

“Stop your nonsense! There is no signal on my phone, or I would have called home to find someone to rescue me. The current situation is all your fault!”

After saying that, Charlie said, as he stared at Xu Que seriously, “Hey, yellow monkey, I don’t care whether this is your island or not. Anyway, it is quite shabby. I hereby ask you to take me back immediately. You’ll get a substantial reward!”

Xu Que smiled.

Hah! How arrogant you are! Are you going to show off your wealth now? Come on!

“Take you back?” Xu Que shook his head. Then he said perplexedly, “I’m afraid I can’t do that for I don’t have enough means of transportation!”

“It doesn’t matter, we could squeeze on! Sir, how big is your boat? How many people could board your ship?” Lucy asked immediately.

“Or some of us could leave first. You could just leave the rest of us some food. And please contact the rescue team to save us here!”

“Exactly! Just let the rescue team know we are here!” Evelyn also nodded her head hurriedly.

“Bullcrap!” Charlie retorted abruptly. Then he said impatiently, “You can stay here if you want. I will leave here first anyway. I’ve had enough of this shabby place! Yellow monkey, how much is your boat? I will buy it!”

“Eh, my boat is not very large. It is just a small yacht!”

After saying that, Xu Que pointed at the seaside not far away. The foreigners turned around and were dumbfounded by what they saw.

A small yacht?

Damn! This is an uninhabited island in the Atlantic Ocean!

How could you come here with a small yacht?

Charlie was also stunned. The price of a small yacht was about $1 million, which was affordable for his family. However it was unrealistic to drive a small yacht back to the M Nation!

“Eh, I also have a submarine!” Xu Que pointed at the sea in the other direction. The foreigners turned around and were shocked again. A mountainous submarine was floating on the sea.

Holy crap!

How…could this be?

Why didn’t we see this giant submarine just now?

What the hell?

Charlie was stunned.

A submarine? Damn! We can’t afford that!

How could a person from Huaxia own such a giant submarine?

“Ah! But these are the toys I’ve been playing with since my childhood. They stand for my childhood memories. So they are not for sale! Eh, excuse me, I have to go now for my aircraft carrier has arrived. Bye!”

After saying that, Xu Que started to walk in another direction.

Hearing that, the foreigners trembled a bit in surprise.

The yacht and submarine are the toys you’ve been playing with since your childhood?

Your aircraft carrier?

Wait! An…aircraft carrier?

When they came to themselves, they turned around immediately.

As expected, a gigantic aircraft carrier was sailing toward them slowly.

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