Ultimate Scheming System

“Holy crap!”

Buttface, who was standing behind Xu Que, couldn’t help but shiver because of Xu Que’s expression and tone.

“As the old saying goes, the most coquettish one among three women must be a cross-dresser!” Buttface exclaimed, shaking his head.

Jiang Hongyan, who was standing beside Xu Que, was doing her best to keep a straight face. No matter how calm she was, Xu Que’s sudden coquettishness always made her laugh.

Suddenly, she found she had really underestimated Xu Que’s bottom line. It seemed this guy didn’t have a bottom line at all!

“A big treasure?”

The young woman of the Heavenly Human Tribe, who had just walked down the stairway, looked at Xu Que curiously after hearing Xu Que’s reply.

“Exactly! A big treasure!” Xu Que said with a smile, as he raised his left hand.

The young woman fixed her eyes on his left hand subconsciously.

Whoosh!

Then Xu Que shook his red hemline and took out a black rod from his crotch with his right hand! This sudden scene surprised the young woman completely, whose eyes went wide with amazement.

“You…” She opened her mouth and was about to say something. However, her voice was not as fast as Xu Que’s move!

Xu Que smashed the young woman’s head with the black rod abruptly.

Bang!

She closed her eyes slowly and lost consciousness with a frightened expression on her face. Before losing consciousness, she still couldn’t figure out how such a gorgeous woman could take out a black rod from her crotch!

“Damn! Little brat, you are really horrible!” Buttface said with lingering fear as he fixed his eyes on the black rod; this kind of wicked weapon was really his cup of tea! If he didn’t worry that he would be knocked unconscious by Xu Que, he would have rushed up to rob that black rod!

“Enough, cut your crap! Hide her somewhere, and then we should search for the Heavenly Human Plates immediately! I guess they put the Heavenly Human Plates in this place because they couldn’t put the plates into the storage rings!” Xu Que said as he placed the young woman under the stairway. Then, he set up several restrictive spells on her to avoid other Heavenly Human cultivators from sensing her aura. After that, they started to search in the main hall of the Heavenly Human Pavilion.

However, to their surprise, the search went smoothly. When Xu Que was trying to find a switch by searching the walls, Jiang Hongyan walked to the place where the old woman was lying. Then, she opened the drawer of a wooden table in front of the old woman and found an archaic wooden box in it.

The words “Heavenly Human Plate” were written on the box. Inside, they found six jades in different shapes in the box. All of the jades were quite cloudy. However, mysterious power was contained in each jade. When they tried to check them with Soul Strength, they got a similar feeling like they were trapped in a void.

Xu Que became speechless immediately. Jiang Hongyan’s kismet was so extraordinary that they could find these small objects easily in such a big place! Seeing Xu Que’s weird expression, Jiang Hongyan knew what he was thinking. So, she said with a faint smile, “It is not only because of my kismet. Since the Heavenly Human Tribe sent a powerhouse to guard this place, the plates would be placed somewhere she could see easily. And people of the Heavenly Human Tribe wouldn’t be so reckless to rob the plates from a powerhouse at the Great Vehicle Stage!”

“I see! Wait! You said it was not only because of your kismet. Do you mean I am not clever enough? Little girl, I need to establish the authority of a husband again!” Xu Que raised his eyebrows, as he was about to pinch Jiang Hongyan’s beautiful and tender face. Jiang Hongyan dodged his hand by stepping back with a smile. Then, she said, shaking her head, “Little brat, it’s not a good time to play. Let’s get out of this place first!”

“OK, I will punish you later!” Xu Que said with a smile. Then he took away all the six jade plates directly. After that, he placed six pieces of smelly tofu into the wooden box before putting the box back into its original position.

“Holy crap! What a waste!” Buttface shouted hurriedly as he looked at the box with widened eyes. With his mouth full of slobber, he was eager to devour the entire box directly.

Xu Que stopped Buttface, “Are you stupid? Those smelly tofu haven’t been cooked yet. So, they have no effect at all. Moreover, I added excrements to those tofu!”

Puff! “Little brat, don’t try to fool me. Excrement is one ingredient of the smelly tofu. I know how to cook smelly tofu, and I add excrements to them whenever I want to eat some!” Buttface said proudly.

Xu Que was shocked by his reply. Does he really think excrement is an ingredient of the smelly tofu?

“Fine, you are awesome! Don’t worry, you will have abundant excrements to eat when we leave this place!” Xu Que didn’t want to waste his time in explanation. He walked toward the gate, dragging Buttface behind him.

However, Jiang Hongyan stopped and frowned at the rocking chair that the old woman was sitting in.

“What’s wrong?” Xu Que asked.

Before Jiang Hongyan’s reply, he had found the answer.

A restrictive spell was set up in the rocking chair that the old woman was sitting in. If Jiang Hongyan hadn’t spotted it, he would have ignored it. The restrictive spell was set up on a leg of the rocking chair, which couldn’t be touched easily. However, who could set up a restrictive spell on a leg of an ordinary rocking chair?

“It seems to be a restrictive spell to open something!” Jiang Hongyan said in a low voice after a short while’s observation.

Buttface also said, nodding his head, “What the Holy Senior said is right! It is really a restrictive spell to open something! Holy Senior, you are awesome! You are so powerful! Holy Senior, I want to be your Prime Minister!”

“Cut your crap!” Xu Que pushed Buttface’s dog head away. Then, he walked to that restrictive spell and said suspiciously as he furrowed his eyebrows, “I guess something precious is hiding in it!”

“Just open it and have a look!” Buttface said as he was about to touch the restrictive spell recklessly.

Xu Que made way for Buttface directly, so that he could open the restrictive spell and check the thing hiding inside.

Bang!

Buttface hit the restrictive spell with his paw directly. The entire restrictive spell lit up immediately. A strand of white light shot to the wall beside them.

Boom!

Suddenly, the wall trembled a bit. They could see thickly dotted runes that formed a complete spell formation.

“A Teleportation Device!” Xu Que was surprised.

He knew something about the spell Arrays. Therefore, he figured out the spell formation belonged to a Teleportation Device.

However, they saw many gaps at the center of the spell formation in different shapes. Among these gaps, the shapes of six gaps could match the shapes of the six Heavenly Human Plates that they had obtained just now.

“Holy crap! Does this mean that this is the right way to enter the sacred place of the Heavenly Human Tribe?” Xu Que asked in surprise.

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