Ultimate Scheming System

All the people were dumbfounded. They hadn’t expected that when Buttface saw Shang Wu, he could spit on his face without hesitation.

Buttface’s behavior had totally surprised everyone.

Why does this dog hate Shang Wu so much? Why is his behavior so disgusting?

Even Shang Wu was also completely stunned, his mind blank.

The thick phlegm, which was yellow, sticky, and foul, was dribbling down slowly.

In his mind, there was only one thought left.

How dare… this dog… insult me like this?

“Don’t be afraid, General Shang, let me help you!”

At this moment, Xu Que came up like a majestic savior.

People let out sighs of relief. Finally, General Zhuge shows up to stop this farce!

Splat!

However, a mouthful of saliva that Xu Que had been saving in his mouth for a while was spat out abruptly.

No one knew whether Xu Que had done this deliberately. Patter! His saliva also landed on Shang Wu’s face!

All of a sudden, people were more dumbfounded and speechless!

Shang Wu was even more confused!

What’s… going on?

Am I dreaming?

How could the two of them spit on me one after another?

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“Oh, sorry, I missed! It doesn’t matter, my saliva can be used to erase the stink of Buttface’s saliva!” Xu Que said earnestly.

Hearing that, people showed the whites of their eyes and felt nearly ready to faint.

You wanted to erase the stink of Buttface’s saliva with your own saliva?

Sh*t! You really are creative!

At this moment, Buttface widened his eyes and shouted, “Damn! Little brat, how could you betray me? Okay, let’s fight!” Splat!

Patter!

Another mouthful of saliva dropped on Shang Wu’s head and wet his hair immediately.

People were entirely stunned!

What are you doing?

Is this dog going to fight General Zhuge? Why is he spitting on General Shang’s head?

“Heh heh, see that? I have more saliva than you! If you aren’t a coward, just fight me!” Buttface laughed proudly. Being grabbed by Shang Wu, Buttface kept provoking Xu Que, which was funny.

Hearing his words, people couldn’t help but twitch the corners of their mouths and become speechless!

Is he going to compete with General Zhuge about volume of saliva?

If you really want to compete with General Zhuge, it’s unnecessary to spit on his head!

“What? You really think you’re awesome, right?” Xu Que smiled coldly at this moment, then gathered Qi into his Dantian and opened his mouth abruptly. Splat!

Whoosh!

Soon, a mouthful of saliva gushed out and dropped on Shang Wu’s head again at lightning speed.

“Boo, it’s just so-so. Taste the new move I just mastered—Nine Heavens Divine Dragon Spit!” Splat! Buttface spat again disdainfully while waving his paws majestically.

Xu Que fought back immediately, “Trash, taste my ‘Eighteen Ways of Spitting the Dragon!'” Splat!

“Useless! I’ll use the Invincible Thunderbolt Spit!” Splat!

“That’s nothing! Let me show you a snakeskin move together with the Zhang Sanfeng Monk Taichi Chuan Taichi Sword Popeye Pikachu Digimon Fat Basilisk Invincible Spit!” Splat!

Splat!

Splat!

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In this way, the two of them kept spitting on Shang Wu!

After a short while, Shang Wu was wet from head to toe. Like a drenched chicken coming out of water, he stood there dumbfoundedly.

The audience didn’t know what to do and didn’t dare to stop them.

One side was General Shang, and the other side was General Zhuge and his dog! They couldn’t afford to offend anyone on either side!

Shang Wu could never accept this circumstance.

As the mighty Garrison General of the Snow City and the only son of the Scarlet Yang Sect’s Sect Leader, he was always respected wherever he went. He had never been humiliated like this before!

However, the humiliation which he had never experienced and expected had just happened! Therefore, he was totally stunned and came to himself after he was drenched by the saliva of Xu Que and Buttface.

His body was filled with maddening rage, and his head was about to explode.

“Just stop!” Shang Wu howled crazily, then started to grab Buttface’s neck forcibly.

“Ouch, ouch, ouch! It hurts!”

Buttface started to howl abruptly and shouted, “Damn! Stop the fight! I hereby request for armistice!”

“Hey, General Shang, how are you totally wet? Go home and change your clothes to avoid catching a cold!” Xu Que stopped and said with a smile, looking at Shang Wu attentively.

Everyone was dumbfounded and speechless.

Please stop your false displays of affection, okay?

Haven’t General Shang’s clothes been drenched by the saliva of you and your dog? How could you advise him to avoid catching a cold?

“Fine, very good! Zhuge Liang, this hostility is decided today!” Shang Wu was shivering in anger. He stared at Xu Que ferociously, as if he would skin Xu Que alive.

“Come on, men must be chivalrous!” Xu Que consoled him without any sincerity.

His attitude annoyed Shang Wu so much that he almost spat blood.

Shang Wu lifted Buttface with one hand and abruptly punched Buttface’s forehead with the other hand.

Bang!

With a dull sound, Buttface received the blow.

At the same time, everyone in this area heard a sharp cracking sound. Crack! Then Shang Wu went quite pale and let out a loud and miserable shriek, “Ah…”

Gasp!

Everyone gasped and were dumbfounded immediately.

The bone of Shang Wu’s entire arm was fractured. A section of white bone was even exposed at his elbow, which was terrifying to see.

“Ow…”

Buttface fell on the ground, then howled miserably and started to play dead.

Xu Que widened his eyes and rushed over immediately. He held Buttface in his arms and shouted, “Wang Cai, Wang Cai, what’s wrong with you, Wang Cai?”

Buttface was stunned, then opened his eyes and looked at Xu Que confusedly.

Xu Que covered Buttface’s eyes with his hands immediately. Tears started to drop from his eyes. He cried, “Wang Cai, you can’t die! We’ve stuck together and helped each other for so long! You’re too young, please don’t die!”

Splat!

All at once, Shang Wu felt a cramping pain in his chest, then spat out a mouthful of fresh blood. It was apparent that he was totally annoyed.

Everyone in this area was speechless again. Today, they had realized how shameless people could be!

All of them clearly saw that Shang Wu was wounded. After being punched by Shang Wu, Buttface was unscratched. Just then, he opened his eyes and was about to talk, but was stopped by Xu Que directly.

My gosh!

I can’t believe General Zhuge could be a man like this!

He’s so shameless and horrible! No wonder he’s the legendary big devil!

“Shang, as you said, our hostility is contracted today! Later, I will call on your family! I guarantee I will not take a single needle or piece of thread from your home!” Xu Que raised his head abruptly and said forcefully while staring at Shang Wu angrily, his face covered with tears.

Hearing that, people changed their expressions instantly.

It’s over! General Zhuge is going to search General Shang’s house and confiscate his property with this excuse. Something big is going to happen!

General Shang is the only son of the Scarlet Yang Sect’s Sect Leader. The most critical thing is that the Scarlet Yang Sect has a powerful backer overseas!

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