Ultimate Scheming System

Xu Que could not believe it…

So, what have I been using all this time? Have my magic incantations all been fake ones? The Flame Devouring Wave, the Six Corporeal Forms and the Buddha’s Fiery Lotus… I have already mastered them. Why have these incantations been elevated to the Star Rank simply by adding the word “Genuine?”

“System, explain this to me!” Xu Que shouted in his mind, furious at the System.

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for consuming one Acting Tough Point to get a tape!”

“…” Xu Que was speechless. He was too angry for words.

Meanwhile, the man in red was losing his patience.

“Kneel down!” he sneered.

The finger of the man in red quickly grew bigger and bigger and became an enormous column again. He swung his giant finger at Xu Que. Just as it was about to hit him, Hero Li Bai jumped up towards the column while holding his Dark Heavy Buster Sword.

“I will teach you a lesson this time!” Hero Li Bai shouted.

Bang!

As soon as the Dark Heavy Buster Sword made contact with the finger, the sword shattered into a million pieces. Still, Hero Li Bai had managed to block the attack for Xu Que.

The man in red glared at Hero Li Bai.

“You want to die, right? Fine, I will make your wish come true.”

Hero Li Bai backed away and began a magic incantation. A ball of lightning appeared in his palm.

…

Meanwhile, the other two men from the Sea Tribe were chasing after Buttface who was running away with the Char Siu in his mouth. Buttface did not notice the cloud of powder that Xu Que had cast on him.

All of a sudden, Buttface stopped in his tracks. He felt something going on inside his body.

“What’s happening? Why do I feel so hot?” he exclaimed.

He was shocked when he discovered that his ding-dong was growing bigger and bigger. He was having an erection!

“F*ck! Xu Que, how dare you put an aphrodisiac in the Char Siu?!” Buttface cursed, throwing away the meat.

Buttface began to run even faster, covering his dingle with his two front claws to prevent others from seeing it. In spite of his efforts, the two men of the Sea Tribe that were chasing him saw it anyway. They began to laugh.

“Haha! The dog has been drugged with an aphrodisiac!”

“Even so, his wiener is still so small! Hey, you don’t need to cover it. No one can see it. It’s too small to be seen!”

“Just give up already. Our Second Master wants us to catch you alive.”

Normally when Buttface was insulted, he would just curse a little bit, nothing more. This time, however, since he had been drugged with an aphrodisiac, he could not control his temper. Buttface stopped and turned around. He opened his mouth wide and shouted.

“AAAH!”

Bang!

The walls around them immediately collapsed, as did the two men of the Sea Tribe. Blood flew out of their ears. Their eardrums had been broken by Buttfaces scream. Their faces were pale from blood loss and shock.

“Cover your ears!” shouted Su Ling’er.

All the members of the Mysterious Clan covered their ears with their hands and fell to the ground in pain. Some of the weaker members even began to spit out blood.

Madam Ya’s face was pale, as was Su Xiao Qi’s. It was all thanks to Su Ling’er that they had been able to cover their ears in time to avoid being truly hurt.

As the man in red began to hear Buttface’s sound wave, he immediately dashed a few miles away to avoid the deafening sound. As soon as the sound had dissipated, he dashed back to continue fighting.

“What on earth is going on?!” Xu Que said in alarm.

Everyone looked at Buttface. They then looked at the two men, who were badly injured. Buttface’s eyes were growing redder by the second. He was becoming a truly ferocious and frightening wolf.

“How dare you say my p*nis is small! F*ck you!” Buttface yelled.

In the blink of an eye, he appeared right in front of the two men of the Sea Tribe. He raised his foot, preparing a strong kick.

Bang!

As Buttface kicked one of the men, the Sea Tribe member exploded into pieces. His blood splashed everywhere.

“Yah!” Buttface shouted.

He ejaculated. A light yellow, sticky liquid spurted out of Buttface’s meat missile and landed on the other man’s face. After this, the redness in Buttface’s eyes began to fade. He looked around, then stared at the man of the Sea Tribe who was still alive.

“I will not kill you. By the way, enjoy my delicious sperm!” Buttface said. He then ran away.

No one made a sound.

Everyone was stunned, including the man in red. His peers were all tough figures and their bodies were very powerful. He never thought one of his peers would immediately be turned into a pool of blood after being kicked by a dog.

“Great job! Buttface!” Xu Que said.

Xu Que was also shocked. He never thought Buttface could be this powerful. Xu Que was not able to make any men of the Sea Tribe explode, even with the help of his Killer Sword. He was also shocked that the effect of the aphrodisiac had faded so quickly.

…

The man of the Sea Tribe who had been spared sat on the ground, stunned and terrified. The light yellow, sticky liquid was slowly sliding down his face. The smell of it almost made him faint. He opened his mouth slightly. A little bit trickled onto his tongue. He gagged, remembering that this liquid was Buttface’s sperm…

“My Gooooood!” he cried. His yelling was so loud that his shouts echoed throughout the city.

“What’s going on? Has he been poisoned?” Su Xiao Qi asked, confused. She looked at Su Ling’er and Madam Ya, hoping one of them would have an answer.

“I think so,” Su Ling’er nodded. “He might be poisoned.”

Madam Ya was in a daze. When she came to, she began to blush. She recalled one of the nights she had spent with Hero Li Bai a year ago…

…

“Hurry up! Change into your real form and catch up with that dog! He might have something to do with the Nine Dragons Drawing,” the man in red shouted at remaining Sea Tribe Member.

The man in red stopped fighting against Xu Que and Li Bai and began to chase after Buttface. However, Hero Li Bai suddenly appeared in front of the man in red and smiled at him.

“Who told you that you could just leave like this? My sword has not agreed to release you yet!”