Ultimate Scheming System

“F*ck!

Xu Que immediately felt frightened. “This is terrible!

“D*mn Duan Jiude, he has to bring this up of all things. It’s simply a fatal blow.

“I, the Act-Tough Saint, have too many close female friends, but I, the Act-Tough Saint, can’t help it.

“As my so-called abilities become more powerful, my responsibilities increase too. I, the Act-Tough Saint, am such a handsome, outstanding, and eye-catching man. Isn’t it normal for the girls to like me?

“Don’t tell me that this is the Act-Tough Saint’s fault?

“Am I, the Act-Tough Saint, too fickle?

“Did I, the Act-Tough Saint, take the initiative to stir up their emotions?

“Yes!

“But this is, after all, still unavoidable. I can’t go against the Will of Heaven.”

“Ha, ha, grand master, you see, this boy doesn’t contradict what I said. He has a whole stable of women. To quote Master Buttface, this boy is a d*uchebag.” Having honed in on Xu Que’s weakness, Duan Jiude’s eyes lit up as he yelled his accusations.

SWISH!

Xu Que felt the gaze behind him become even colder.

In an instant, he drew himself up to his full height and glared at Duan Jiude as he roared, “Duan Jiude, you’ve got some nerve. How dare you spew such a bunch of nonsense. What should I think of as a punishment for your crime?”

“F*cking nonsense. How dare you claim that I, Duan Jiude, a respected old man, speak falsehoods?” Duan Jiude was enraged.

“What are truth and falsehood? The truth and falsehood that you are so strongly attached to are really too disappointing to your grand master father,” Xu Que berated him in a stern, strong voice.

He raised his hand to point at Duan Jiude and continued, “More important, the weather is so nice today and great for a barbeque. Why are you here talking about these insignificant matters? Can it be possible that you are trying to stop us from having a barbeque?”

“A barbeque?”

Duan Jiude was struck dumb, and then he felt like he wanted to vomit blood.

“What does this f*cking have to do with a barbeque? How hard are you trying to change the subject?”

“Azi, let’s not waste our breaths. You see, the weather is so beautiful. Why don’t we have a barbeque? To celebrate our reunion.”

Xu Que was smiling and looking at Zixia Fairy. He’d forcibly changed the topic.

However, Zixia Fairy was still staring at Xu Que with a fixed gaze. She shook her head, narrowed her eyes, and asked coolly, “Do you have a lot of close female friends?”

“No, that is absolutely a smear. There aren’t a lot,” Xu Que patted his chest and shouted righteously, suddenly looking as if he had a clear conscience.

“How many?” Zixia Fairy asked.

“Oh, not that many.” Xu Que waved his hands. Then he exclaimed with a shocked face, “Look out, there is a Demonic Beast.”

“That’s a sparrow!”

Zixia Fairy didn’t even turn her head and respond to Xu Que. She continued to ask in a cold manner, “How many?”

“Well…including you, eight,” Xu Que swallowed hard and gave an honest answer.

From Su Yun Lan to Madam Ya, as well as Su Ling’er, Xiao Rou, and the others, it was indeed eight people.

“It’s only seven,” Zixia Fairy said with an indifferent look, “No need to include me. I am not one of your female confidantes.”

“F*ck!”

Xu Que wanted to cry, but he had no tears. He had saved the relationship with Zixia Fairy after much difficulty, but Duan Jiude had ruined things.

“The S.O.B. makes me so mad!

“No matter how this ends, I’ll absolutely make Duan Jiude bears the consequences this time.”

At the thought of this, Xu Que swept a fierce glance toward Duan Jiude.

Duan Jiude looked straight at Xu Que, showing no hint of terror. His lips even curled up at the corners to form a winner’s smile.

“Ah, grand master, you’re very wise. This boy has so many female confidantes and is simply a douchebag. You mustn’t be deceived by his handsome appearance. Master Buttface has always said, the more handsome a person is, the more he will deceive others.” Duan Jiude beamed with joy.

He breathed a long sigh of relief to himself. At least he didn’t have to address Xu Que as grand master father.

“How dare you show such impudence!” However, Zixia Fairy once again scolded Duan Jiude, and the smile on his face instantly disappeared.

She stared at Duan Jiude with a chilly look and lowered her voice, “Don’t push your luck too far. If you speak rudely to him again, I’ll certainly punish you severely.”

“…..” A sudden chill clutched at Duan Jiude’s heart.

“D*mn it! Ah, grand master has been deceived. Is there still any justice in heaven? Is there any law in the land?”

“Hee, hee, Azi, it’s nothing, it’s all good. Don’t be angry. These inferiors are ignorant. I’ll discipline him more in the future.” Xu Que was suddenly all smiles. He reached out his hands again and embraced Zixia Fairy’s willowy waist.

But this time, Zixia Fairy stepped away and avoided Xu Que’s hands. She said indifferently, “Our relationship is only that of acquaintances now. If you don’t respect me, I will punish you.”

With that, she turned around. With her robe fluttering in the wind, her body gradually became a blur, and she appeared hundreds of miles away.

“Hey, Azi, wait a minute, don’t go. Where are Xiao Rou and the others?” Xu Que immediately became anxious when he saw that Zixia Fairy was going to leave. He opened his mouth to ask a question.

Zixia Fairy suddenly stopped.

She frowned and looked at Xu Que with a complicated expression, showing a pensive look.

A heavy thud suddenly crashed in Xu Que’s heart. He had a bad feeling about it as he asked, “Tell me, what happened to them?”

“You…” Zixia Fairy looked at Xu Que, and then shook her head as she said, “You’d better stay out of it. I can solve this matter. The next time I return, I will definitely bring them back intact to you.”

“Did something really go wrong?”

Xu Que’s face changed, and he immediately stepped forward. His speed broke the sound barrier, and he instantly landed in front of Zixia Fairy.

“I can’t stand by and do nothing. Tell me, what exactly happened to them?” Xu Que looked serious and asked in a low voice.

He didn’t know where Zixia Fairy had taken Xiao Rou and the others over the years. But now he’d realized from her expression that Zixia Fairy had clearly done something to them.

“You care about them so much,” Zixia Fairy said as she fixed her eyes on Xu Que and nodded, “Don’t worry, I’ll bring them back.”

“Shut up,” Xu Que immediately shouted with a face full of anger.

This shout that came out of the blue stunned Zixia Fairy and Duan Jiude, who was following behind them.

“You can tell that I care about them. Then why can’t you see I care about you too?”

Xu Que stared deeply into Zixia Fairy’s eyes and said, “How can you expect me not to care? What do you mean you’re going to bring them back? Why should you be the one to bear all the risks alone?”

“I…” Zixia Fairy was slightly astonished and opened her mouth in surprise.

However, she didn’t get to finish her words before Xu Que suddenly reached his hands out to her to pull her into his arms. He gently spoke, “I don’t want you to take the risks alone. Do you understand?

“No matter what happens!

“Whether it’s your business or my business!

“I will never allow you to face it on your own!

As he was speaking, Xu Que held Zixia Fairy tighter and said, “Do you understand?”

“Yes…” Zixia Fairy quietly stayed in his arms and gently nodded her head as she whispered in reply.

BANG!

Not far away, Duan Jiude numbly sat on the ground. He scowled miserably, almost wanting to die.

Oh no, it’s over!

I, an old man, am really going to have a grand master father this time…