Ultimate Scheming System

“Buttface!”

“What?”

“Come here!” Xu Que called to Buttface.

Buttface opened his eyes wide and said, “No!”

“I’m not kidding! I have a proper plan which could turn you into a real dragon! Just come here!” Xu Que said as he took out the Creature-Awakening Liquid from the System package.

“Become a real dragon? Is it really so awesome?” Buttface was stunned a bit. When he saw Xu Que’s earnest face, he became pretty uncertain.

Xu Que opened the Creature-Awakening Liquid and waved it in front of Buttface ostentatiously, “How is it? Have you got a feeling that you are eager to drink it?”

“What the hell?” Buttface was totally confused. He said, shaking his head, “Little brat, are you insane? Why did you wave that bottle of shabby liquid in front of me?”

After saying that, he stepped back abruptly as if an idea had just occurred to him. Then he said vigilantly, “Damn! Little brat, are you going to sprinkle urine on me? Don’t get the idea that I haven’t heard of this on Earth! It is called pour uric acid!”

“Damn! That’s hyaluronic acid, not pour uric acid!” Xu Que said with embarrassment. Meanwhile, he was quite surprised as he checked the Creature-Awakening Liquid in his hand again. Normally, if a potion could be used to awaken Buttface, he would have already rushed up. How could he be unresponsive?

Puff! “I don’t care if it is called pour uric acid or hyaluronic acid! I am not interested in anything related to urine. All ordinary excrements and urine in this world are the same. Only my excrement is extraordinary!” Buttface said. He always believed his excrement was different from others for his excrement could be melted into Smelly Tofu!

“Buttface, are you overconfident or am I too weak to defeat you? Why are you always so rude? Why are you always talking about excrement and urine? This is not hyaluronic acid! This is the Creature-Awakening Liquid, which could awaken your ancestral blood!” Xu Que said, widening his eyes.

“Creature-Awakening Liquid?” Hearing that, Buttface was stunned. He walked up hurriedly and started to sniff the jade bottle in Xu Que’s hand. Then he frowned.

“No! This potion has no color or flavor. I can’t sense anything by sniffing it. Little brat, could you pour some liquid into my mouth!” After saying that, Buttface raised his head and opened his mouth.

Xu Que opened the bottle and poured a drop of crystal-clear liquid into his mouth.

Buttface closed his mouth and savored it carefully. Then he said disdainfully, “Little brat, it disappeared in my mouth! Damn! I could only feel the familiar taste of excrement in my mouth!”

“Because you ate too much excrement!” Xu Que said with embarrassment.

Just now he saw clearly that the Creature-Awakening Liquid was volatilized before dropping into Buttface’s mouth. Apparently, it was not designed for Buttface!

It’s weird! If it is not for Buttface, where can I use it? Xu Que was confused as he turned to the toy poodle who was near him on the ground.

The Eight-headed Serpent was in this toy poodle. How could he be awakened?

“Creature? Little brat, I remember you subdued a Sword Spirit in the Metal Nation when we met for the first time, right? Could it be that this potion is for that Sword Spirit?” Buttface said suddenly.

His words stunned Xu Que a bit. Then he realized what Buttface was talking about.

Damn! The Sword Spirit!

Holy crap! I almost forgot it! I still have a Sword Spirit, who used to follow the Immortal Emperor!

“Little brat, do you have a Sword Spirit?” Jiang Hongyan asked as she looked at Xu Que curiously, for Xu Que had never summoned that Sword Spirit before.

“Yes, I have a Sword Spirit!” Xu Que said, nodding his head, “I got it in the Metal Nation. It used to follow the Immortal Emperor! After that, it started to perform secluded cultivation and hasn’t awakened yet. I am always so busy that I almost forgot it!”

“Heh, heh, I guess you have forgotten it completely! That Sword Spirit is quite extraordinary! I suggest you think twice before awakening it!” Buttface said with a cold smile as he stepped away.

Seeing that, Xu Que knew Buttface was intimidated again. It seemed he had been scared of the Sword Spirit before. Now, it seemed like the situation was still not changed.

However, since Buttface had reminded him about the Sword Spirit, he would awaken it definitely. This Sword Spirit was quite feeble in those years and never displayed its fighting capacity. After so many years’ secluded cultivation, it would have regained its peak state. It was the time to awaken it to help Xu Que now.

After all, this Sword Spirit used to follow the Immortal Emperor. So its strength could be very powerful, which could provide Xu Que with great assistance in fighting those Celestials!

Whoosh!

Xu Que activated the System and found that rusty Eight-Star sword in the System package.

In the days when the Sword Spirit was quite feeble, Xu Que had managed to subdue it with his extraordinary speaking skills and the performance of the Celestial Beings from Heaven! He had asked the Sword Spirit to stay in an Eight-Star sword he extorted from Buttface.

It was a pity that the Sword Spirit had started to perform secluded cultivation since then. In the blink of an eye, Xu Que’s enemies had become Celestials from cultivators at the Golden Core Stage or the Original Infant Stage!

“Ah!” Xu Que couldn’t help but lift up his eyes and sigh at the thought of this. Then he raised his arms high in the air and shouted seriously, “Mighty Sword Spirit, hear my call! Please keep your promise in my name! Please hear my whisper and break the space-time boundaries! I hereby call you with the covenant and invite you with my blood! Please use my body as your weapon! Please use my soul as your sacrifice! Please wake up from the cesspit…no, from the sword! You should display your invincible strength in front of people in this world and purify their ignorant souls!”

Boom!

When he finished his words, Xu Que wrapped the Eight-Star sword with his Soul Strength. Then the sword jumped up into the sky! The Creature- Awakening Liquid also jumped up. The bottle cap fell off directly. A strand of dazzling liquid gushed out and flew toward the sword.

Buzz!

Instantly, the sword started to shake with a piercing sound.

“Holy crap! This is totally unexpected!” Buttface shouted in surprise as his eyes got wide.

Jiang Hongyan’s eyes lit up also, and she stared at that sword and opened her little mouth slightly.

Swish!

Suddenly, the sword was turned into a strand of light, which flew rapidly up in the sky. In the blink of an eye, it created countless sword shadows in the air before stopping in front of Xu Que abruptly.

“Hey, Sword Spirit, long time, no see!” Xu Que said with a smile.

The sword shook a bit. Whoosh! Then a cloud of black fog gushed out and formed a black figure with long hair in front of Xu Que. On its head, there were two blood-red lights, which were just like its eyes.

“The liquid is so clean! I didn’t expect it could wake me up from my secluded cultivation! What? Your cultivation stage….” The Sword Spirit exclaimed as if it was quite satisfied with the Creature-Awakening Liquid. Then he turned to Xu Que and was surprised by what he saw.

“What’s wrong with my cultivation stage?” Xu Que asked.

“Good! You managed to reach the Crossing Calamity Stage from the Golden Core Stage in 20 years! I know I made the right decision to accept you as my master!” The Sword Spirit nodded its head. A strand of warmth and appreciation could be seen from its blood-red eyes.

“Hah, hah, hah, you flatter me! How could those mediocre guys rival me? Come on, Sword Spirit, since you’ve woken up, we can work together to fight our enemies! Come on! Just turn me into the Immortal Emperor! I have to fight my enemies later!” After saying that, Xu Que was quite excited and itched for a try.

The Sword Spirit said, shaking its head, “You’ve realized great progress in your cultivation stage, but your morality is still the same! The Immortal Emperor gained his status and strength through his own efforts! How could I turn you into the Immortal Emperor?”

“Fine! I’m kidding! Forget it and don’t be so pedantic! I have only one question: I am going to fight my enemies. Will you go with me?” Xu Que asked directly.

The Sword Spirit was stunned a bit as it stared at Xu Que. Then it said by nodding its head after a short while of silence, “Yes!”