Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 309 – Worldwide Frenzy! Tenth Official Review! (2)

Middle East, Afghanistan:

Chen Yu looked at the rapidly rising number displayed on his watch with a stiff expression.

In just five short seconds, the total viewer count had gone from 100 million to 110 million…

Earth had just a little over seven billion people.

In other words, one out of every seventy people on Earth was watching his livestream.

Without question, his every action would now have a dramatic impact on the world.

[What the? Why did you start ahead of schedule?!]

[Oh la la!]

[First!]

[First, first!]

[It’s already the tenth episode, yet only now did I find out about Transdimensional Review’s existence…]

[It turns out that the truth is in Bilibili.]

[The truth is in Kuaishou as well.]

[My God!]

[The female assistant! It’s actually the female assistant! Long time no see!]

[She’s also wearing my favorite cheongsam ❥(^_-)]

[The assistant is in good shape. She needs a gentleman to accompany her.]

[Now this is the Transdimensional Review I remember!]

[There are too many bullet comments! I can’t see anything!]

After Chen Yu waited for half a minute, the increase in viewership started weakening. As it so happened, the total viewer count also exceeded 150 million.

Lowering his wrist, Chen Yu straightened his back and looked at the camera. After suppressing the tension in his heart, he straightened his mask and said his opening remarks in a deep tone, “Friends in the various livestream rooms, good morning.

“This is Transdimensional Review’s tenth official livestream. I am delighted to meet everyone. According to the data I have, there are currently 150 million people watching this livestream in total right now. Moreover, this number is still rising.

“Honestly, I am starting to feel the pressure. At this point, the information ban on me has already thoroughly lost its effectiveness. In that case, the implications of every little action I make will be magnified thousands of times. This is a trial for me.

“Today, I’ve deliberately opened the livestream rooms five minutes ahead of schedule so that I can express two things.

“Firstly, I would like to thank the various countries’ governments for their long-term support. They have maintained the information ban for nearly a year, and this is no easy feat. Although the information ban has crumbled now, it can still be considered a success. So, thank you.”

After saying so, Chen Yu bowed slightly to the camera.

“Secondly, with the increasing number of viewers, the chain reactions my livestreams produce will become more and more complicated. The direct and indirect impacts my livestream has on the world can no longer be ignored. Hence, I hope that everyone watching Transdimensional Review can remain calm as you watch my livestreams. No matter how special a product I review and how much changes it can bring to the world, do not instigate problems, spread rumors, exaggerate issues or cause chaos. Group matters always need to be taken seriously. I do not wish for people and organizations to be harmed because of my livestreams.

“Anyway, as only one-third of the 150 million…no, 160 million viewers present are veteran viewers, allow me to reintroduce myself to my new friends.

“I, am an independent media that reviews technological products from the future. The products I review are delivered to me by a company from the future. My goal is very simple as well, and that is to advertise products. Meanwhile, today’s livestream is the tenth official livestream, and I will host official livestreams once every month.

“Apart from official livestreams, I will also host additional livestreams when the circumstances allow for it. This is usually when I discover an interesting or important product from the future. Whenever I am going to be holding an additional livestream, I will normally publish an announcement on the various broadcasting platforms. So long as you frequently check in on my channel, you won’t miss it.

“To be clear, I will not edit the additional livestreams into videos. Once you miss an additional livestream, you may never see it again. However, since the information ban has crumbled already, you might find recorded versions made by netizens if you carefully search through the internet. I won’t elaborate more on this point.

“Lastly, I hope that everyone can broaden their horizons and discover the charm of technology and human culture through Transdimensional Review. That’s it for my introduction. Let us begin today’s livestream.”

After saying so, Chen Yu looked at his watch and spoke in his usual calm voice. “It is now 8:59 AM in Beijing time. The tenth official livestream’s product will arrive through a space-time wormhole in less than one minute.”

[We get to see that hole again?]

[I got scared the last time.]

[What hole?]

[It’s big, round, flexible, and cute.]

[???]

[Just sit back and wait for it to appear.]

[Why am I getting nervous from watching a livestream…]

[I feel that the number of people watching isn’t just 160 million. My whole family is watching the stream, but we’re only using one IP address to do so.]

[Wrong! I’m using two IP addresses here. I have one phone for myself, and one phone for my cat. ( ͡°͜ʖ͡°)]

[Didn’t the host say the information ban has failed? Why are my forum posts still getting deleted?]

“Counting down from ten. Nine.”

“Eight.

“Seven…”

At this moment, individuals, collective communities, scientific research institutions, and government departments worldwide focused on the livestream. Even Google’s CEO and the white, middle-aged professor, who were holed up inside the HAL Hall, had temporarily set aside the data they were observing to focus on the livestream.

The tenth official livestream would be different from past official livestreams.

This would be the first time Transdimensional’s UP would be reviewing a product in the so-called C- level. The technological content of the product would exceed the previous products he reviewed by order of magnitudes.

“Three.

“Two.

“One…

“It’s coming!”

After Chen Yu said so, he suddenly raised his head and looked up.

Simultaneously, a circular hole began opening up in the morning sky!

Ten meters.

Fifty meters.

One hundred meters!

In just two seconds, the hole had expanded to cover a 300-meter radius!

[Crap!]

[Crap…]

[So, this is a space-time wormhole?]

[I keep getting the feeling that I’m dreaming.]

[Amazing…]

[It feels like I’m watching a sci-fi movie!]

[If this wasn’t recorded on camera, nobody would believe this happened.]

When the wormhole’s radius reached 500 meters, it finally stopped expanding.

A massive black shadow then gradually emerged from the wormhole.

“This is…” Chen Yu narrowed his eyes slightly.

Buzz…

This was the first time the space-time wormhole had made such a strange sound.

However, when he listened carefully, he found that the source of the sound was the black shadow.

The sky, darkened.

The winds, howled.

Everyone among the audience suddenly felt a sense of oppression deep inside their souls.

Chen Yu, who was at the scene, even started breaking out in cold sweat.

Even the expression of Little Peach, an artificial intelligence, gradually turned severe.

This wasn’t an illusion.

Instead, it was a subtle pressure that existed on a physical level…

Buzz…

Rumble!

Maybe it was because of the shadow’s peculiarity, but the space-time wormhole, which had always shown itself to be stable until now, actually began trembling slightly. The clouds surrounding that came into contact with the black shadow also erupted with a deafening explosion.

“Come here…”

Grabbing Little Peach’s hand, Chen Yu started backing away and stood before the Interstellar Portal. He was ready to escape at any time.

He had received dozens of future products and triggered the activation of dozens of space-time wormholes. However, never had he seen such a strange sight before.

Boom!

Rumble, rumble…

Amidst the deafening explosions, the space-time wormhole finally “spat out” the product with great difficulty.

With the sunlight’s help, Chen Yu could clearly see that the massive object’s appearance looked like a…dumbbell that was magnified thousands of times?

Or, to put it in another way, it looked like the kegel ball women used during their postpartum recovery…

“This…

“What is this thing…”