Chapter 613 - Baby Brain
Chapter 613 Baby Brain
The sky was clear, the water was green, and the stream was gurgling. Birds were singing, and flowers were fragrant. Chu Xun had moved the buildings on the Qianlong Mountain to the foot of the Dream Hell Mountain with a secret technique. The scenery was beautiful.
Jiu You was dressed in pink. She had white skin, and her purple hair was dazzling in the sun. She was like a running doll, chasing after Little Bai.
The little carrot was white and fat, running fast with its short legs and protesting because Jiu You was holding a steamed bun in her hand, which was the thing it hated most.
“Little carrot, stop running.” Jiu You shouted as she chased after it. She had been beaten by Chu Xun, so she wanted to vent her anger on the little carrot, who was the smallest here.
Chu Xun looked at Jiu You and Little Bai running back and forth in the woods with a gentle smile on his face. The breeze messed up his long hair, making him look more ethereal.
After killing Mo Yan and others and taking the Thousand-year-old Thunder Liquid, he left the sea region and rushed back. He was worried about Jing Hong, who was pregnant.
After he left, the old turtle also sneaked away. No one knew how many years it had stayed there. Having been disturbed by Chu Xun, it wanted to move to another place.
Not long after Chu Xun left, three figures came across the sky. They looked around for a long time but couldn’t find the Immortal Island. The three were confused and looked a little funny.
After returning to Dream Hell Mountain, the first thing he did was to find Jing Hong. When he told her about the child, Jing Hong was stunned, and everyone present looked at Chu Xun in surprise.
“Little Xun, do you have the ability to predict the future?”
“How did you know Jing Hong is pregnant?”
“Jiu You told me that.”
“Jiu You snuck out soon after your leaving. After that, we found Jing Hong was pregnant. Jiu You didn’t know about it at all.”
Jiu You ducked and rolled her eyes. “Actually, I have the ability to predict that Jing Hong will be pregnant.”
Of course, no one believed her. Jiu You must have been afraid that Chu Xun would punish her, so she talked nonsense. Unexpectedly, she was right. However, she made everyone worried, so they wanted to give her a lesson.
“What are you thinking about?” Jing Hong came. She stroked her hair, which was messed up by the wind, and then naturally put her hands on her abdomen. She was not as cold as she used to be but more maternal.
“I’m wondering why I’m so strong. I made you pregnant so quickly...”
“You’re talking nonsense again.” Jing Hong blushed. She didn’t expect that she would get pregnant after the first time she slept with him. However, it was a little funny for Chu Xun to blow his own trumpet about it.
“I’m not talking nonsense. I’m young and strong, so it’s reasonable for me to do it.” Chu Xun said seriously, but Jing Hong couldn’t stand his words anymore, and even her ears turned red. After all, it was not something that could be talked about outside. Only Chu Xun talked about it so naturally and proudly.
“Why not tell me about this trip to the sea region?” Jing Hong was afraid that Chu Xun would say more about it, so she changed the subject. The sea region was always mysterious, so she was interested in it.
“It’s nothing interesting. I killed a few people...” Chu Xun rubbed his eyebrows and did not continue. He smiled under Jing Hong’s puzzled gaze and said, “Don’t let my son know such a thing. It is against harmony.”
“You are talking nonsense. How can it hear you at such a stage? Besides, how can you be sure that it’s a boy? What if it’s a girl?”
“What’s the difference between a boy and a girl? Anyway, it is my child. It’s best if it is a girl. I’m happy to have a nice daughter...” Chu Xun narrowed his eyes slightly, imagining a little girl with delicate features hiding in his arms and acting pettish, curious about everything in the world.
“Alright, let’s give birth to a girl...”
“Can you decide it?”
“No.”
“Then why are you so sure about giving birth to a girl?”
“It seems that you like girls, so I follow what you say.”
“You really have baby brain. After you have a baby, you will be stupid for three years.”
“Really?” Jing Hong asked curiously.
“It is a conclusion derived from experiences. It is quite reasonable.”
“Will you get stupid after having a baby?”
Chu Xun rubbed his forehead, looking at Jing Hong with concern. “It’s over. It’s already begun... Won’t it start after giving birth? Will you transfer baby brain to our baby?”
“Honey...”
Chu Xun was stunned. It was the first time that Jing Hong called him honey after coming to the earth. It sounded good. A child was the best fertilizer between a husband and his wife. It strengthened their relationship. It was not until he felt a sharp pain in his waist that he woke up from his dream. He bared his teeth and grinned. “Who taught you this? I want to...”
“It is Mom. What do you think of it?”
“Haha... I want to say that Mom is right.”
Jing Hong released Chu Xun’s waist and looked at him with a smile. “Does it hurt?”
“Does it hurt... or not?”
“It’s over. As the old saying goes, you are stupid now. You don’t even know whether it hurts or not. Don’t go out with your brain in the future.”
“What if I say it doesn’t hurt?”
“If you don’t feel pain. You’re really silly.”
“Then I’ll say it hurts.”
“I just pinched it gently. How painful can it be? You are Chu the Devil. How can you cry out in such pain...”
Well, at this moment, the wife was the most important in the world, not to mention that she was pregnant.
“You should pay more attention to Rourou these days. I feel something wrong with her mood recently.” Jing Hong changed the subject to Tang Rou.
“What’s wrong with her?” He asked. He had been focusing on Jing Hong ever since he came back. He had spoken to Tang Rou before but found nothing wrong with her.
“You’re hopelessly stupid.” Jing Hong glared at him reproachfully. “She’s soft and quiet, and she doesn’t fight for anything. You have known each other since childhood. You had sex with Little Wu a long time ago. Now that I am pregnant, it’s normal for her to feel uneasy.”
Chu Xun patted his forehead. He didn’t think too much about it. When he got married, he only slept with Jing Hong in a hurry, and then the Yan Family was in trouble, so he left. Since Tang Rou was already his wife, he thought little about her feeling.
“You can go to Rourou’s room at night.”
“Really?”
Jing Hong was stunned, and her face darkened a little. As a wife, she didn’t feel easy to push her husband into another woman’s arms. However, her husband was different from ordinary men. Not only did he have to take care of his family’s property, but he also cared about everything in the world. It was reasonable for her to take care of him and reduce his worries.
“When you were in the world of cultivation, you didn’t become an emperor. Some people privately said you were heartless. You have never got close to any woman for thousands of years. Some even suspected that you had some hidden illness... When you returned to the earth, you became even more amorous than Yan Wushuang, the son of a powerful family. What do you think of it?”
Chu Xun smiled bitterly. He was indeed a little ashamed of it. He had insisted on monogamy for a long time. He used to despise those men who had multiple wives and concubines. He did the same thing. He even hadn’t thought about it carefully yet. Jing Hong’s words made him blush.
Looking at Chu Xun in a state of anxiety, Jing Hong burst into laughter. “I don’t know how you find three wives. Little Wu, Rourou, and I are beautiful, but we all fall in love with an amorous man like you.”
“I’m not...” Chu Xun retorted, but he couldn’t find a suitable excuse. He had no choice but to lower his head and smile shyly. “I am indeed quite amorous. I have nothing to say, and I agree with you.”
“You are a rascal...” Jing Hong giggled. “You become more and more rascally. I don’t want to talk to you anymore for fear that our baby may hear you.”
The mountain wind was cold. Jing Hong’s hands rested gently on her abdomen, as if afraid that the baby would catch a cold. Actually, it was a defensive move.
Chu Xun subconsciously took off his coat. When he saw the black brocade clothes, he smiled bitterly. Clothes are always ranked first in terms of food, clothing, shelter, and means of traveling. Clothes style kept changing constantly. In modern times, clothes were both good-looking and practical. Being with a girl in the cold, you could take off your coat and give it to the girl to show your masculinity. It would be worth it even if you were frozen. By taking off your coat, you could be good with the girl. However, you couldn’t do it with ancient clothes. It was troublesome to take off. Moreover, if you took off your clothes outside, the girl might think that you were about to be rogue and beat you up.
“It’s cold here. Let’s go back...”
Jing Hong nodded. In her mind, the baby was more important than Chu Xun. Chu Xun didn’t know about her mind. She took a few steps forward and stopped. “What happened between you and Miss Mengdie?”
Chu Xun was slightly stunned. Jing Hong looked as if a wife was questioning her husband, who had been caught red-handed for adultery. Before he spoke, Jing Hong continued, “She is with a Spiritual Body. We can arrange her in the easternmost courtyard, where the spiritual energy is abundant.”
No one had ever said that the character of a pregnant woman would change so much.
After sending Jing Hong back to her room, Chu Xun was scolded by his mother. She said that he couldn’t take her out in such a strong wind. Chu Xun felt helpless, and Jing Hong giggled.
Actually, he didn’t have to worry about Jing Hong. The elders had taken good care of her. Her mother, Aunt Tang, and Aunt Yan were experienced.
Chu Xun came to the cemetery with a pot of wine and sat down on the ground. Mo Yan was right. By drinking wine, he could enjoy his mood and kindred spirits. In addition, Chu Xun thought he could cherish the memory of the past.
He missed Chen Hanlong and the others. He filled everyone’s cups in front of their graves and took a big sip. The spicy excitement spread in his mouth.
“You guys are good at avoiding external disturb... Hong Ling, I don’t mean you are... Hanlong, do you remember the first time we met? You called me Immortal. Do you regret your words now? If I were an Immortal, why would you lie here?
“Guangyi, Sun Ying, and Titan... Are you blaming me? Haha... In fact, you have all been deceived by me. I’m just an ordinary person...
“Hong Ling, I’m sorry...”
The wind became stronger, and Chu Xun’s murmurs were gradually blown away by the wind, and he lay down slowly. He had just had a few mouthfuls of wine and got drunk. It was his real capacity for liquor. However, the tears on his cheeks couldn’t be blown dry...