The Empress’s Gigolo

“The wind is really noisy today!” Ren Baqian pushed opened the window and welcomed the howling wind.

This was because there was no difference whether the window was open or not since the glass was already broken. However, due to his mood, Ren Baqian simply felt like doing it.

The empress sat angrily on the sofa while a row of winged cavalry warriors stood in front of her with their heads bowed. In front of the empress, this bunch of human bears acted like cats, but from the condition of the house, it could be deduced that they acted like wild huskies when she wasn’t around.

In Dayao, Qin Chuan and Tong Zhenye had damaged half of the Ministry of Works, half of the Ministry of Culture, and one-third of the Ministry of Revenue. At this moment, both parties had already cooled down.

When Ren Baqian went back to Earth, he discovered the damage done over here… Wherever the place was, tt didn’t stop… This bunch of idiots caused trouble all the time by destroying things everywhere they went. When would they do something that would make him happy?

“Just bury all of them!” the empress declared coldly. Her body language felt very oppressive to the people in front of her, and they didn’t even dare to move.

Whether it was Ding Jie or the winged cavalry warriors, they felt as if a mountain was pressing down on them, so they didn’t even risk moving a finger.

Only the winged cavalry warriors knew what was happening. Ding Jie was still in a daze and didn’t know where this type of feeling came from.

“Perhaps this is a suitable day for burying people!” Ren Baqian sighed as he looked at the gloomy sky outside.

“There are shovels in the barn. Take them and dig 13 pits in the courtyard. It will be one pit per person so as to prevent crowding when you are down below,” Ren Baqian turned and said.

“Boss, I’m innocent! I wasn’t able to stop them!” Ding Jie’s face turned green after hearing this. He lamented loudly and almost cried.

He wanted to stop them, but was unable to! Lady boss should know what these mountain kids were like.

That day he fainted, woke up, fainted again, woke up, fainted once more, then woke up again. If the people from the Messier 87 department didn’t send him to the hospital, he would have been deaf by now… Currently, his ears weren’t even working properly…

That group of idiots used up all eight stun grenades, shocking even the people from the Messier 87 department.

In fact, quite a number of people from the Messier 87 department had also been sent to the hospital.

Ren Baqian pondered for a while. It was no problem for those winged cavalry warriors to be buried, but it would be disastrous for Ding Jie.

“Forget it—this has nothing to do with Ding Jie. He should be let off.”

“Why are you not digging your own pits yet?” Ren Baqian leaned on the windowsill and stared at those winged cavalry warriors who looked like docile kittens.

When the empress cooled down, these hunks acted like pardoned criminals as they rushed to the barn to get the shovels to dig their pits.

“Boss, I really tried to stop them. They were going to use guns to play Battle Royale… After stopping them, they used the… I didn’t expect the flashbangs to be so powerful!” Ding Jie said dejectedly.

“Forget about it!” Ren Baqian waved his hands. He knew that Ding Jie wouldn’t be able to stop these guys.

Turning around and looking out of the window, he saw more than 10 winged cavalry warriors bringing shovels to the courtyard. Within a short period of time, 13 pits were excavated that measured one meter by one meter and were two meters deep.

“They have even dug a pit for you. It seems that they identify with you!” Ren Baqian said to Ding Jie.

“I don’t need them to identify with me at this moment!” Ding Jie was turning green with fright. These people didn’t include him during normal times, so why did they think of sharing the blame with him?

“Let them jump in. Then, you will bury them with their heads above the ground.” Ren Baqian said.

Ding Jie looked troubled. He didn’t dare to do this. If he were to do it, these people would hammer him to death later. Wouldn’t burying them with only their heads above ground kill them?

“Go!” Ren Baqian said softly. However, it sounded like a clap of thunder to Ding Jie.

Normally, Ren Baqian was rather easy-going, but his manner was still imposing when he got serious. An ordinary person like Ding Jie would be frightened. He quickly bolted out of the house.

“What did the lady boss say?” they asked him after he had run out.

“Er…” Ding Jie didn’t know what to say. He was digging a hole for himself and had to bury them… What would they think of him?

“Speak up!” Many of them were pressing him to talk.

“Lady boss told me to bury all of you… and leave your heads unburied.” Ding Jie fretted and was prepared for these people to feel resentful.

“Oh! Our heads will not be covered!”

To his surprise, these people weren’t resentful at all and happily jumped into the pits.

Ding Jie was stunned and couldn’t understand how these people’s brains worked.

Sure enough, he was simply too young!

From the way this bunch of people play the “beat the drum, pass the flower” game with the stun grenades, it could be seen that these people’s brains were different from ordinary people.

“Tiny thing, that pit is reserved for you!” Someone kindly pointed to the empty pit and laughed.

“I don’t need it…” Ding Jie didn’t know what else to say and continued, “Lady boss asked me to take charge of the burying.”

“Then you carry on with the burying.”

“Wait, this pit is too small. I will change to another!”

“This one isn’t so comfortable. Give me the shovel to dig some more!”

Ding Jie stared at this bunch of people with his eyes wide open as they changed pits or continued to dig… Were they playing around?

Seeing their response, Ding Jie didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Just now, he had been overthinking.

It was time to bury them.

After a short while, Ding Jie filled up the pits, leaving 12 heads exposed like turnips above the ground.

“There’s a stone near my crotch—wait for me to shake it off.” Ding Jie had just finished burying the last person. That guy complained, smashed the ground with both palms, and sent Ding Jie flying along with the mud.

“B*stard, you messed up my face!” The surrounding people scolded him.

“Wait and it will be alright soon.” That winged cavalry warrior reached near his crotch and took out a fist-sized rock. He threw it to one side and boisterously jumped back into the pit.

“Bury me!”

Ding Jie silently buried him as he had no more energy to talk nonsense with them.

These kids from the mountains could do as they please.

…

Ren Baqian picked up the phone and heard Yang Sen’s voice say, “You are finally back!”

“Indeed, I have just returned,” Ren Baqian said.

“I heard that you are burying people alive,” Yang Sen remarked.

“It won’t kill anyone.” Ren Baqian heaved a sigh. These people were really tough.

“That’s good. You better control them or they will climb over your head,” Yang Sen said bitterly.

Knowing what these people had done in the villa, what was left to be said?

Playing the “beating the drum, passing the flower” game with stun grenades—what were they thinking?

The people that he had sent were tricked… They couldn’t even escape and were dazed by the huge explosions from the stun grenades.

These people were resting at home now to recover their hearing.