The Empress’s Gigolo

“Mr. Ren, what are you planning to do?” At this moment, Yang Sen was under immense pressure.

The previous issue wasn’t even solved yet. Although the big shots above him were very annoyed after hearing his report, some people truly disregarded the overall situation.

Yet, after finding out who the responsible party was, they realized that he was a big shot. Furthermore, this person wasn’t working alone, he was backed up by an organization. As such, he wasn’t someone who could be dealt with easily.

At the same time, there was another piece of news, which was that Ren Baqian had booked plane tickets to Africa.

Yang Sen heard this news and was dumbstruck.

What was he planning to do? What was he travelling to Africa for?

Instead of continuing to guess, it was better for Yang Sen to call Ren Baqian and get an answer from him.

“Travel. Recently, I became very interested in how giraffes mate. Don’t tell me that you are going to stop me? Or do you think that I will run away? Rest assured, I will wait until you guys give me an explanation.” Ren Baqian smiled and put his phone back into his pocket.

On the other end of the call, Yang Sen nearly spat out blood.

You are interested in how giraffes mate? You can watch documentaries!

Furthermore, who would believe such nonsensical words?

This was putting pressure on the higher-ups, but it was an undeniable fact that the higher-ups actually conceded to him. After all, his identity was too special, and no one wanted him to run around, lest he fooled around. It was best for him to stay in Shanghai in a well-behaved manner.

Currently, Ren Baqian and the empress had arrived at the Pudong Airport.

The empress was dressed in red and was wearing a pair of sunglasses.

On the other hand, Ren Baqian was wearing an ordinary jacket and a pair of jeans while holding a small bag.

When they were in the crowd, nobody paid any attention to them. However, there was a vacant space around the two of them. One could see it if he or she looked over from a distance.

As the both of them walked forward, every single person subconsciously stepped aside and distanced themselves from the duo.

The empress was an expert at playing such tricks.

After over 20 hours, the both of them appeared in a blistering hot country.

The Congo.

Ren Baqian’s target, however, wasn’t this country. Instead, it was the nation next to the Congo, the Central African Republic, which was one of the most chaotic nations in the world.

It was also one of the nations with the most weapons and ammunition.

Reportedly, a grenade was only a dollar, which was much cheaper than a can of Coke.

Originally, when Ren Baqian returned this time around, he planned on bringing back a bunch of grenades. Even though their destructive power was so-so, they were pretty effective in breaking up the battle formations of the enemy.

Besides, the sound of a grenade explosion would cause the enemies to panic very easily, especially when the majority of the other party were recruits. Under the circumstances of poor adaptability to change, the effects of a weapon that was totally unknown to them would be pretty good.

Unfortunately, since the harsh words of temporarily suspending their cooperation had already been said, it must never be broken. Otherwise, the nation would take Ren Baqian lightly.

After searching on the internet, Ren Baqian set this country to be his target.

It wasn’t just for this batch of grenades, but also to find some ways to reach out to a few arms dealers.

After all, due to the apprehension of the nation, they never capitulated to Ren Baqian’s request for more formidable equipment.

If they were only looking for weapons, there was actually a better place: the southern part of Turkey, which was home to a certain organization.

After all, he and the other party were old friends. Even if they weren’t previously, they definitely would be this time around. Unfamiliar at first, but well accustomed soon enough.

However, the empress wanted to see giraffes… She became interested in this long-necked animal after watching a documentary.

For the above reasons, the two eventually appeared here.

Things were much better than what Ren Baqian had expected. By using his gun and fist to communicate, he only used half a day to locate the person he was looking for in the Congo, a small weapon and ammunition smuggler.

The course of the story went like this: he used a gun and pointed it at the gangster’s head, the other members’ heads, the boss of the gang’s head, and the smuggler’s head… That was the gist of the story.

One and a half days later, Ren Baqian parked his car on the savanna. In the distance, several giraffes were pacing slowly and occasionally approached one another with tender feelings.

However, somethings took him by surprise. For example, one of the giraffes was standing up like a human, riding on another giraffe’s back, and doing something that was inappropriate to describe.

“Hehe!” Ren Baqian laughed mischievously and swiftly took out his cell phone to capture this moment. This was an occurrence that was hard to come by.

One had to know that the giraffe was well-known for suffering from premature ejaculation. A “battle” would end after no longer than 60 seconds.

He only casually talked about wanting to see them mate and had never expected that it would come true.

Recently, this mouth of his was rather accurate!

The empress blushed slightly and flew into a rage after hearing Ren Baqian’s mischievous laughter. She reached out and threw Ren Baqian out of the car. He landed near the giraffes, which scared them and caused them to flee.

“Ah!” Ren Baqian let out a blood-curdling screech. Rather than sounding alarmed, Ren Baqian sounded like he was teasing the empress, which made her even more furious.

The empress looked at the giraffes that had run away in all four directions. Then, in an instant, she landed on the back of one of them.

There were no animals that innately liked having riders. Even an animal as docile as the giraffe was the same.

After experiencing a bloody battle, that giraffe finally succumbed and became perfectly content with taking the empress on a ride.

Ren Baqian learned something from this situation.

Money isn’t universal. At the very least, giraffes don’t acknowledge money.

Force, however, is universal! It was commonly used regardless of when and regardless of whether the target was a chihuahua or a human.

Ren Baqian drove his car and followed that giraffe. He was uploading the photo he took to his Moments while conveniently looking at the empress as she communicated with the giraffe.

Whenever the empress wanted to go left, she would say, “Left.”

Subsequently, she would slap the right side of the giraffe’s neck. As a result, the giraffe would turn its entire body and head toward its left.

Vice versa for when the empress wanted to go right.

Even after such a long time, this giraffe was miraculously full of spirit. Whenever the empress pointed to the east, it would never go to the west.

Ren Baqian took out his phone and captured this scene in a timely manner. Carrying the lady in red, the giraffe dashed wildly around the savanna. This moment was filled with harmony between humans and nature as well as warmth between humans and animals.

The empress lost interest in the giraffe and after playing for about half a day. She returned to the car and said faintly, “Let’s go back.”

Just after she had left, that giraffe who had previously been “happy” with her escaped like it was fleeing for its life.

Ren Baqian smirked and showed the empress a photo of her riding the giraffe just now. He then praised her, “Very beautiful! As beautiful as a fairy!

The empress was also in a pretty good mood.

She would only reveal her girlish expressions in front of Ren Baqian whenever she was happy.

After that, her face turned black, “Who’s fairy?”

Ren Baqian was speechless.

Half a day later, the two returned to Dayao with 1,500 Type 82 grenades that were “Made in China.”

The sky was already dark with two galaxies hanging above the heavens like a cross.

The empress raised her head, took a glimpse, and said, “I still feel that Dayao’s sky is prettier.”

“It’s the same logic as saying that your son is the best,” Ren Baqian said analogously.

Pow! The empress slapped Ren Baqian hard enough that he was glued to the wall. She then returned into the house with a ghastly expression.

This damn bastard had recently become more and more impudent. At times, the words he said were extremely touching, but at other times, they were very annoying. Sooner or later, he would be hung on top of the city wall.

Ren Baqian fell from the wall, rotated his waist, and also headed into the house while saying, “Your Majesty, take an early rest.”

Next, he got the guards to move the grenades into an empty room. With his hands clasped behind his back, he walked back to his own room afterward with a smile on his face.

It was pretty good to tease the empress once in a while.

The precondition was that he must be able to endure the beating.