The Bumpy Road of Marriage: Divorce Now, Daddy

“Are you nuts?”

Why were they texting each other when they were in the same car? These people were insane!

Ye Yuwei did not bother to look up. She continued typing, “You will never understand.”

[Yezi: All the problems of Gu Enterprise are considered solved at the moment. Don’t you think tonight is the best time to do it?

Yaojing: I was thinking the same.

Yezi: I wish you success!

Yaojing: Who did your husband call nuts just now?

Yezi: Both of us, because we are texting each other even though we are in the same car.]

“What does a man of Age-of-No-Doubt know about it?” Xiao Yaojing blurted out suddenly.

“What?” PA Wen asked in confusion, turning to Xiao Yaojing and looking puzzled.

“Nothing to do with you. Drive safely,” replied Xiao Yaojing while texting.

[Yezi: What are you talking about? There are still three more years before he reaches forty.]

Gu Juexi sneered and continued signing the documents.

[Yaojing: Feeling sorry for your husband? People always say that men become less active after forty. Looks like you only have a few years left.

Yezi: …

Yezi: He is not forty years old yet!

Yaojing: Ahh, don’t tell me that both of you have not done it after getting back together?]

Ye Yuwei’s face burned in embarrassment, cheeks red. Well, this was awkward!

Xiao Yaojing turned around to see the embarrassed Ye Yuwei, then looked back at her phone.

[Yaojing: I really can’t imagine it. Your husband is already ‘out of service’ even before forty.]

Before Ye Yuwei could reply the text, Gu Juexi snatched her phone.

“Ahh… Give it back to me!” Ye Yuwei panicked and screamed loudly. She threw herself onto Gu Juexi like a madwoman just to get her phone back. She did not care about her image at all.

PA Wen was shocked by Ye Yuwei’s sudden scream. He nearly spun their car off the road but fortunately managed to control it in the nick of time.

Xiao Yaojing turned her head, smiling like a mischievous fox.

Ye Yuwei managed to get her phone back. However, she was now pressed into Gu Juexi’s embrace and she could not escape him at all. He grinned wickedly and pressed his lips to her ear, murmuring, “Don’t worry. Even when your husband reaches forty, he will still let you experience…”

“Stop it. Don’t say a word. Sign your documents. Sign your documents,” Ye Yuwei quickly cut him off with a red face. She hurriedly got off Gu Juexi’s lap and sat as far away from him as she could.

Gu Juexi laughed wholeheartedly. If he did not have to rush all the paperwork by today, he would definitely continue to tease her.

[Yezi: Are you trying to kill me?!]

Xiao Yaojing checked her phone after watching the scene just now.

[Yaojing: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Previously, I described Wen Tao as a mouse while Gu Juexi is a cat. It is normal for a mouse to be afraid of a cat. Who knew that you are worse than PA Wen?

Yezi: You better shut up!

Yaojing: The both of you had two children together. Why are you still shy and acting like an unmarried couple that seldom sees each other?

Yezi: …

Yezi: You had better think of a way to sleep with your PA Wen, dear old virgin!

Yaojing: It is still better than you who lives like a widow. Isn’t it difficult to endure the urge after you’ve experienced it?

Yezi: …]

Ye Yuwei was speechless. Why did she decide to discuss this issue with Xiao Yaojing in the first place?

She could not play dumb anymore. She was defeated…

Gu Juexi peeked at his wife who looked very dejected and threw her a disdainful glare. He, Gu Juexi, had never been defeated in his whole life—how did he get married to such a stupid wife?