Chapter 70 - Play Tricks on the Crown Prince
Chapter 70 Play Tricks on the Crown Prince
Everyone in the main hall looked around to find the source of the sound.
Lin Mengya lowered her head and pretended that she didn’t see anything.
They heard another faint pop and everyone noticed that this noise came from the Crown Prince.
Everyone’s face changed slightly this time.
“Tianhao, I’m feeling a bit ill. Can I use your guest room?”
Even though the Crown Prince was thick-skinned, his face blushed with shame.
Some impulses were like uncontrollable beasts. Although he tried his best to resist the impulse, he kept farting.
“Yes, of course. Steward Deng, take Crown Prince to the guest room.”
Long Tianhao maintained a poker face but his eyes gleamed almost wickedly.
Lin Mengya who was sitting beside him was laughing and giggling in her sleeve. But only Long Tianhao noticed that.
She must be the most daring girl in the world.
The Crown Prince still looked noble and arrogant. But when he got up, everyone heard a series of muffled noises which were like the rumble of thunder in the distance. It seemed that he couldn’t resist his impulse anymore.
Although he tried his best to resist the impulse, he failed and the noises were clear.
What’s more, with the strange noises, a strong and unpleasant smell pervaded the main hall.
Lin Mengya looked up and found that the Crown Prince’s fair face nearly turned purplish red. He always tried to be arrogant and elegant but this time he disgraced himself in public. Lin Mengya had a feeling of satisfaction.
“Crown Prince, what’s wrong…”
Of course, the results were very clear now. Everyone knew what had happened. Long Qinghan was always dissatisfied with the domineering manner of the Crown Prince. He flew down and barred his way.
Long Qinghan fixed the Crown Prince with a look of deep concern but the Crown Prince looked at him with detestation.
“Get out of my way!”
The Crown Prince said coldly. He wanted to rush back to his room right now.
He felt that his stomach was in knots. Then, the harsh noises rushed out of his gut with different rhythms.
As a member of the royal family, his behavior must conform to the norms and standards.
Therefore, he could only fart in private.
But he couldn’t resist his impulse today, which was strange.
He only felt that he was bloated in his abdominal area and could only break wind to relieve the pain.
But every time he farted, he bitterly regretted it and nearly wanted to kill himself. He stood on tiptoe spontaneously as if he was burned. But his efforts were in vain and he kept farting non-stop.
He wanted to cover his naughty butt and anus with his hands. But when he covered it, he suddenly noticed that he looked more ridiculous and undignified.
He was the noble Crown Prince of the Jin state. But now these bitches teased him as if he was a stupid monkey.
“Do you need a doctor? Lin Kui, hurry up and send for the best doctor in the imperial palace! Come here to help your master! Why are you standing around here?”
Long Qinghan snapped at the servants coldly. But he was still standing in front of the Crown Prince to bar his way.
The little eunuch who was following the Crown Prince to serve him had never seen anything like it before. He was in a panic and tried to help him up. But the Crown Prince immediately shook him off.
“Get out of my way!”
The Crown Prince’s face darkened and he felt worse now. Maybe his behavior distracted his control of the body and he was not in very good condition now.
They heard a crisp noise and the cracking sound of his cotton trousers. The Crown Prince nearly wanted to slip into a hole.
“Mother, the Crown Prince…”
Lin Mengwu tried to resist the impulse to pinch her nose. She became more disgusted with her cousin now.
The Crown Prince couldn’t do such shameless and disgraced things.
Lin Mengya was laughing in her sleeve. Fortunately, she had been prepared and brought five or six perfume satchels with her.
Long Tianhao who was sitting next to her also enjoyed the benefits. He only smelled a faint terrible odor.
Luckily, the main hall was big and well ventilated. Soon, the stinky and rancid smell gradually dispersed.
The Crown Prince thought that his suffering was about to come to an end. But at this moment, Lin Zhongyu, who was sitting at the door, suddenly stood up and staggered.
His face, which was as delicate and fair as the jade, turned red at this moment.
He massaged the side of his head with his hands and suddenly crumpled and lay in the middle of the room.
“My goodness, Childe Yu fainted from the stinky smell!”
Baishao immediately shouted and rushed at Lin Zhongyu. She covered her face with a handkerchief and asked two menservants to lift Lin Zhongyu up in a hurry.
What? Lin Mengya looked strangely at Lin Zhongyu who went limp and lay on the ground. It seemed that she didn’t ask him to faint.
Did his old wound hurt again?
Lin Mengya was worried and wanted to get up and walk forward to look at him. But Baizhi who was always standing behind her pulled at her sleeve.
She looked back and Baizhi blinked at her.
Lin Mengya immediately understood what had happened. This was an impromptu performance of Xiaoyu and Baishao.
This was…
This was wonderful and brilliant!
Someone fainted from the stinky fart of the Crown Prince. This was ridiculous and funny!
Even if the people sitting in the room kept his secret, the servants and guards waiting outside heard this breaking news clearly.
This was so humiliating. The Crown Prince would definitely lose face and become the laughing-stock of the entire country.
“Crown… Crown Prince…” The young eunuch who was standing beside was panicked and his face turned dreadfully pale.
The Crown Prince was always proud and arrogant but he was humiliated in public today. The young eunuch was afraid that he would be killed after coming back home.
“Hurry up and help me to the guest room!”
Crown Prince gnashed his teeth and snapped at the eunuch coldly.
If it was possible, he’d like to ask the royal guards to kill all the people in this place!
He hated all these people, especially Long Qinghan who was standing in his way and laughing at him!
“Crown Prince, please go ahead. Do you need the palanquin? I’m afraid that you can’t ride the horse now.” Long Qinghan stepped aside to let him pass.
Long Qinghan gave him a piece of considerate advice. But the Crown Prince took it as the derision.
Mother told him to concentrate on the affairs of the country, otherwise, he would have already made excuses to kill this dirty bastard.
After being humiliated in public, he was determined to kill Long Qinghan one day!
“Concubine De, Prince, please excuse me. I have to leave and look after the Crown Prince.”
Shangguan Qing would have liked to seek revenge with the power and influence of the Crown Prince, but she could only leave with the Crown Prince now.
Shangguan Qing and Lin Mengwu followed behind the Crown Prince and walked out of the door of the main hall in a hurry.
Although the Crown Prince was walking fast, they could still hear the loud fart from time to time.
Every time the Crown Prince farted, the guards walking beside him would cough violently to cover the strange noises.
But now everyone understood what had happened and their manner became funnier and more ridiculous.
“You can leave now. Don’t come close to the main hall without my order.”
Lin Mengya was sitting bolt upright. She asked all the servants to leave the main hall.
“You can laugh if you want. Don’t hold it in.”
There were only the masters and their confidants left in the main hall now. Lin Mengya said softly to them.
“Haha… Haha, hahaha…”
Long Qinghan was lively and he was the first to laugh out loud. But he had to lower his voice to avoid being heard by others.
Then Baizhi who was standing behind Lin Mengya couldn’t help laughing. After a while, Aunt Jinyue, who was standing beside Concubine De also laughed and covered her face.
Concubine De always kept a poker face but she also smiled at this moment. She pointed at Lin Mengya and gently wiped the tears from her eyes.
“Prince, please don’t hold it in. You can laugh now.”
Lin Mengya turned her head and looked at Long Tianhao with a smile.
She was not stupid. Long Tianhao had just tightened his body to suppress his laughter.
“You naughty girl!”
Long Tianhao shook his head and a bright smile appeared on his handsome face. Never had he been so happy.
Long Tianhao smiled and it seemed that the glaciers melted. His handsome face suddenly became lively.
Lin Mengya looked blankly at his smile. She never knew that a man’s smile could be so bright and beautiful as the most brilliant fireworks.
She was captivated by his brilliant smile and laughed involuntarily. She was not amused at the ridiculous manner of the Crown Prince, instead, she laughed because his laughter was contagious.
This must be the most contagious and beautiful laughter in the world.
Lin Mengya stared at him as if hypnotized by his smile. She looked sappy and innocent and found that her customary intelligence and brainpower had deserted her.
“Sister-in-law, you’re talent! I’ve never got to hand it to anyone! But I’m deeply impressed by you!”
Long Qinghan laughed and rolled on the floor. He banged his fist on the ground without considering his image. He didn’t look like a noble gentleman at this moment.
Concubine De also laughed till her tears came out. She couldn’t help laughing when she thought of the ridiculous manner of the Crown Prince.
Even the folk acrobats who played the fool to amuse them in the Emperor’s birthday party were not so funny as the Crown Prince.
“Hey! Prince Qinghan, I don’t know what you’re talking about. The Crown Prince suffers from indigestion and eats many sweet potatoes tonight. That’s the reason why he can’t control himself. But this is a blessing in disguise. The exhaust gas accumulated in his body has been discharged and he must feel refreshed from now on.”
Lin Mengya told the truth. In fact, she didn’t poison his food.
Last time when she poisoned the Crown Prince, she noticed that he suffered from stomach disorders because he was a pampered nobleman and hadn’t exercised for a long time.
Then she added some medicine inducer to the wine. The ordinary people wouldn’t feel any discomfort after drinking it but the Crown Prince who had waste gas in his body would keep on farting.
Besides, the so-called antidote she gave to the Crown Prince was just a drug that could detoxify pollutants in the body.
All these drugs worked at the same time and created magnificent effects.
But the smell was stinky and unbearable.
“Oh, I see. Sister-in-law, you’re smart and knowledgeable. I’m not afraid of Prince Yu but I dare not offend you in the future. I would rather die than be treated by you like this.”
He suddenly understood why Prince Yu told him to stay away from Lin Mengya.
He had heard her name many times before. And he was deeply impressed by her intelligence after meeting her today.
She dared play tricks on the Crown Prince and Long Qinghan didn’t know how to describe her. She was not simply a vicious girl. She was bold and intelligent.
“Ya’er, you are too naughty. If the royal doctor finds the clues, Yu’er will be in trouble.”