Chapter 76 - A Loophole That Will Never Be Accepted
Chapter 76: A Loophole That Will Never Be Accepted
Translator: Larbre Studio Editor: Larbre Studio
Long Aotian did not speak, and he looked at Li Xianyu silently. In this world, he is God, and God, of course, doesn’t mind letting an ant spout nonsense before the ant died.
Li Xianyu focused and said sincerely, “I betrayed you. I have nothing to say. If you want to kill me, go ahead. But before I die, I have to say something.”
After pausing, Li Xianyu saw that Long Aotian still did not speak, and said bluntly, “Actually, you have been cuckolded.”
Long Aotian finally said, “What are you talking about?”
“Linglong is already Ye Liangjing’s woman.”
“Nonsense, Linglong is pure and innocent, when did she become Ye Liangjing’s woman?” Long Aotian’s face changed and roared. The huge pressure almost crushed Li Xianyu.
“I have real evidence. I will never say it if I wasn’t certain.” Li Xianyu had a plan. “Let me ask you, Linglong was taken captive by Ye Liangjing while she was out?”
“Yes.”
Li Xianyu was afraid that Long Aotian would refuse to listen and kill him with the point of a finger, and said swiftly, “If I remember correctly, the nearest market to Long Manor requires at least one hour to reach. That is to say, for the servant girl to come back to report, and for you to hurry to save her, at least one hour would have passed. Let me ask you again, how far is Long Manor from Ye Manor? One is in the south, and one is in the east, a few tens of miles apart.”
“Even if your horse is faster than the Battle Emperor, it would take at least half an hour. One and a half hours would have passed by now. And you didn’t find Miss Linglong in Ye Manor, and rushed back to the brothel, so that would take another fifteen minutes. Here’s the problem, one hour forty-five minutes would have passed in total. As a man, Ye Liangjing should have already done whatever he wanted in this span of time.”
The surging pressure suddenly paused, and Long Aotian’s face was blank, unexpectedly speechless.
Li Xianyu stated exasperatedly, “Brother Aotian, wake up. Your lady is no longer pure.”
“Shut up,” Long Aotian roared. “Ye Liangjing is just trying to piss me off using my cousin. He doesn’t dare to defile Linglong at all.”
“There’s no better way to anger you other than bedding Linglong. The Ye family and the Long family’s strength is on par. His elder brother Ye Liangchen is more famous than you, and has a higher level of cultivation, why wouldn’t he dare?”
“My cousin is pure and innocent, how dare you humiliate her?”
Li Xianyu replied, “It is not to humiliate her, it is a fact. It’s also strange that he took your cousin captive to the brothel instead of home. I suddenly have a bold idea, such as there are many customers in the brothel. This is the best way to retaliate and take revenge against you.”
The air was suddenly quiet, and Long Aotian let out a skyward roar, “I’m going to kill you, kill you.”
Li Xianyu asked, “Then how do you explain the one hour forty-five minutes?”
Long Aotian was speechless.
Li Xianyu was overjoyed. The fact that Long Aotian didn’t kill him, was enough to prove that Long Aotian could not justify this matter. It was an important thing that could not be selectively forgotten.
“Brother Aotian denies it, but can’t give a reasonable explanation. You haven’t bedded Linglong, so you just don’t want to accept this reality.”
At this time, San Wu suddenly opened her mouth. “Cuckold cuckold, Long Aotian has been cuckolded.”
Li Xianyu and Long Aotian turned their heads together to look at her, the latter’s face ferocious.
San Wu’s expression was frank. “Cuckold cuckold, Long Aotian has been cuckolded.”
“Look, you can’t even explain such a simple thing, but you fantasize that you are the master of the world and the son of fate. How ridiculous.”
“Nonsense, don’t mess with my mind.”
San Wu continued, “Cuckold cuckold, Long Aotian has been cuckolded.”
Long Aotian raged, “You shut up!”
Li Xianyu was elated. San Wu provided the best assistance, her repeated chanting deepened the impact of loopholes.
“Wake up, it’s all a dream. This world is beautiful, but it’s full of loopholes.”
San Wu once again said, “Cuckold cuckold, Long Aotian has been cuckolded.”
Long Aotian seems to have broken down, his expression was sometimes ferocious, sometimes in pain and sometimes confused.
Li Xianyu struck the iron while it was hot. “This world is very exquisite, and the scenery is extremely life-like, but things seem to be off everywhere,” Li Xianyu said gravely. “Because the people here do not have any intelligence, the supporting actors also do not have the right to mate with each other, all the females have a crazy infatuation with you. All this is so beautiful, but Long Aotian, do you really think this is the truth?”
“Aren’t you alone in this world? Your friends are lackeys, the women have similar faces and follow the same pattern. You dominate the world and repeat the same plot, don’t you feel empty?”
Long Aotian’s face was iron-green with fury. “I should have killed you. Why am I wasting time talking to you?”
Li Xianyu immediately said, “If you kill me, it shows that you are running away. That proves you have been cuckolded.” Now that you are so badass and cool, have you ever missed that little fat guy? Have you ever thought that it’s not fair to him? That you were immersed in the world and refused to come out and denied all his life for the past 20 years or so?”
Long Aotian’s breathing grew heavier and he said solemnly, “Lowly ant, you think you can disturb my state of mind? I will now send you to hell.”
“There is nothing wrong with your hero saving the beauty plot, because I have had similar fantasies. But most people only pay attention to the heroic sense of saving the beauty, but ignore the time difference, which is the detail that the virtual world does not have. For me, there are too many loopholes and unreasonable flaws in the world, but you selectively ignore them.”
Li Xianyu was ready to give him a fatal blow and shouted, “You can kill me, but Long Aotian, let me ask you, how should you make up for this loophole? Can you, the person who dominates the world, selectively ignore this loophole? If this is what you call the real world, do you dare to admit that you have been cuckolded? Admit it, admit that Linglong was bedded by Ye Liangjing, admit that the perfect cousin you fantasize about is already a withered flower. If you can’t even admit it, how dare you say it’s the real world?”
For a long time, Long Aotian did not open his mouth.
San Wu said, “Cuckold cuckold, Long Aotian has been cuckolded.”
Long Aotian growled, “Have you said enough, San Wu? How many times do you want to say that?”
San Wu tilted her head. “But you are indeed cuckolded.”
“Shut up!” With Long Aotian’s roar, the Heavens and Earth twisted, as the scenery around it rotated madly, and then blurred. With a bang, everything went dark, like a broken mirror,.
The whole section collapsed. Between being cuckolded and the virtual world, Long Aotian chose to explode.
Before Li Xianyu’s consciousness blurred, he heaved a sigh of relief. For a John-Sue novel enthusiast like Long Aotian, any loophole could be ignored, but he could not bear being cuckolded.
His gamble was right.
The company’s demon descendants racked their brains to find loopholes to subvert the virtual world. In fact, they found a lot of loopholes. Long Aotian’s virtual world did indeed have many loopholes, but those things that others felt were unreasonable did not matter to Long Aotian at all.
Some of the loopholes that seemed to be irrelevant and even easy to ignore were fatal to Long Aotian, such as being cuckolded.
Li Xianyu used to be an enthusiast of brainless novels. He knew what the cringey moments that readers could not stand were. Like Lady Killer, Thunderbolt Battle Lady, and other colleagues who never read novels, they couldn’t understand.
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Baoze Group.
At 08:30 A.M., Lightning King rushed to the equipment room. He was called by the technician. The technician told him that shit had hit the fan. Several colleagues who entered the virtual world last night suddenly lost their self-consciousness a few minutes ago.
Lightning King knew better than anyone what this meant. Several technicians stood helplessly waiting in the equipment room. When they saw him coming, they hurriedly approached him.
“Why did this happen? Even San Wu is trapped in the virtual world?” Lightning King was bewildered.
“San Wu did not lose self-consciousness, her brain wave indicator light is already green. But Thunderbolt Battle Lady, Lady Killer and King Kong’s indicator lights have turned red,” the technician reported.
“They haven’t been out of the virtual world,” the technician said. “It’s unusual. If we bring Lady Killer back, it should have taken just a moment.”
Lightning King was furious, “Why didn’t you report earlier?”
The technical personnel explained weakly, “Because their indicator lights are always green, we thought they were playing in the virtual world.”
Another technician whispered, “And there’s nothing we can do but watch anyway.”
Veins jumped on Lightning King’s forehead and he restrained the urge to kill these guys with lightning. “Wait, you said only three people’s indicator lights turned red. What about the other one, Li Xianyu?”
The technician replied, “His indicator light is normal.”
Lightning King frowned, “Why is he alright? A mental power awakener like Lady Killer has fallen instead?”
The technician was unable to answer his question.
The original foolproof plan was utterly screwed, and even San Wu failed to protect them. Lightning King pondered and speculated that it might be due to Long Aotian’s improvement in his cultivation.
This was not difficult to guess, if they did not bear to leave due to the beauty of the virtual world, then their indicator lights will not turn red. The reason why they did not come out all night, was most likely because they were trapped in the virtual world.
Long Aotian had made fine progress in his cultivation, and enhanced the power of the illusory array. San Wu and Li Xianyu were trapped in it, whether the indicator lights turned red or not, it was no longer important.
Lightning King stood before Long Aotian’s game cabin, and was 10000% done. He wanted to strike the fat guy with one hundred thousand volts of electricity.
“Inform the Human Resources Department to cancel these members’ recent tasks. Notify the Medical Department to add three additional doses of medicine in the equipment room. By the way, inform the nanny that there are five more people who need a change of diapers here, ask them not to neglect this.”
Lightning King dragged a hand across his face, took out his mobile phone, and sent an announcement in the headquarters chat.
“I’m here to announce an unfortunate news. This morning, five more employees are trapped in the virtual world: San Wu, King Kong, Lady Killer, Thunderbolt Battle Lady, and Li Xianyu. I hope that everyone will treasure their life in the future and stay far, far away from Long Aotian. Our sincere condolences.”