Chapter 402
402 Asia’s top three evil Arts
When li Xianyu and protector monkey returned to the base camp, outside the cave, several small demons were burning a fire. A big pot was on the bonfire, white mist was rising, and the rich meat fragrance was drifting far away.
Of course, it wasn’t the boiled dragon guardian. Although snake meat was delicious, he was a Guardian and was loyal. Ice shards would not be willing to cut off her own arm. Of course, if she was already sitting on the whip at that time, the ending might be different.
A big dog was cooking in the pot. Judging from its size, it should be a Black-backed or golden-furred dog. A pet dog with little meat like a Corgi wasn’t even qualified to be served.
The Guardians sat around the pot, looking at the dog meat floating in the pot with the peppers and spices.
In the open space not far away, protector Dragon was rolling around uncomfortably. His upper body was human, and starting from his waist, his body was snake. At this moment, the three-meter long snake body was tied with seven or eight knots. Protector Dragon rolled a few times and twisted his body a few times, and the knot was untied.
Condor babe squatted at the side. Every time she untied a knot, she would tirelessly re-tie it.
can you stop undoing it? you’re tired and I’m tired too. We’re eating dog meat later. Don’t tire me out so much that I can’t get the meat. Condor babe complained.
but I’m uncomfortable. I can’t help it. Someone tied your hands and feet. Don’t you feel uncomfortable? ” Protector Dragon furrowed her delicate brows and pouted her red lips. heartless stinky man. He ran for his life and left me behind to be punished.
Yingying glanced at li Xianyu, who was walking over. She saw him licking his lips and sitting by the pot. His attention was all on the dog meat, and he ignored her, who she almost knew about.
“I must have been blind to think that he’s so charming,” she said angrily.
little hussy, after watching a few Palace drama series, you want to climb into li Xianyu’s bed. Condor babe knocked her chestnut a few times. you want to take the opportunity to step on me and the right Guardian Condor, right? ” Do you really think you can be the Imperial consort?”
“I’m not.” Protector Dragon tried to defend himself and said, ” “Don’t you smell it? his scent is very mesmerizing.”
I can smell it. So what? do I have to strip naked and let him sleep with me? ”
“Why not?”
“…..”
The three views of humans and foreign species were in conflict, but Condor babe was used to it. She didn’t argue and changed the topic.”Even if that’s the case, you can just ask the Emperor, why do you have to make your own decisions? If she said that she was willing to be li Xianyu’s maidservant, the Emperor would definitely agree. And not like now … You even implicated me. ”
The Emperor didn’t make snake soup, but made eight knots on protector Dragon’s body. Then, he let Condor Babe Watch from the side and continued to tie the knots until dawn.
Although there was no physical damage, it was very uncomfortable.
“I’d rather be beaten up by the Emperor. It’s better to get the pain over with.” “You’re making me so uncomfortable,” protector Dragon mumbled.
Dog meat had to be boiled, and the longer it was boiled, the more flavorful it would be. Protector bull carried a basket of eggs and walked back from the stream. The bamboo basket was still dripping water. It looked like he was planning to cook the dog meat and then use the soup to cook the eggs.
She really knew how to live.
Is our great demons ‘Alliance that poor? ” Li Xianyu put his arm around Hu Yan’s shoulder.
“Poor.” Hu Yan frowned. there are 2300 demon descendants in the great demons ‘Alliance. They are scattered all over the country. They are eating and drinking. They spend money every day.
“I remember that you’re doing quite well in your customs business.”
“The sisters in the secular world have to spend their own money. Besides, the foreign species club is only open to demon descendants. The number of demon descendants is limited, and the money they can make in a day is not much. I do have clubs that are open to ordinary people, but the most prosperous areas are all cracking down on them. What can I do if I do it secretly?”
demon descendants don’t lack money. You can raise the price. Humans and beasts are still very exciting. Moreover, the Fox demon ladies are very open, so it shouldn’t be a problem to raise the price.
“It’s already the price of gold and diamond.”
He was worried about this matter. He was thinking that if he could not complete the task given by the Emperor within the time limit, he would go out and hide for a while. He would come back when the Emperor was no longer angry, although he did not know what he had done to anger her.
It couldn’t even be inlaid with gold, so he could actually try to drive up the B price.
Li Xianyu frowned. but you don’t have to keep talking about the lack of money every day. In your current state, you can always eat and drink to satisfy your needs.
Hu Yan looked at him as if he was an idiot. I’m going to build a business empire for the great demons ‘Alliance, just like baoze. I’ve analyzed that the reason why baoze can develop and grow rapidly is all because of its terrifying gold-absorbing speed. Money could do anything. Since ancient times, money had always been an indispensable and important condition for people who wanted to do great things. With money, you can recruit soldiers and buy horses, buy weapons, and develop all kinds of advanced equipment.”
“You should settle your financial problems first. Grandma pig is still waiting for you in bed.”
Hu Yan shriveled up.
I’ve thought about it for you. li Xianyu took the beer thrown by protector bull, bit it open, and took a sip.”The most profitable industry, well, I mean without the technology and resources. It’s nothing more than yellow (river crab) gambling (river crab) poison.”
Hu Yan was silent. He could have thought of it without li Xianyu saying it. He had been managing the customs industry, and there were also several gambling dens in Myanmar and Thailand. As for China, the great demons ‘Alliance had just opened several underground casinos last month.
In terms of drugs, he had not started to manage them yet. This thing needed to consider the supply and market, and ordinary people couldn’t get in touch with it. Moreover, among the three evils of life, poison was an industry that even demon descendants organizations were cracking down on.
“Actually, there’s a way to earn Yuan. Low investment, high return.” After li Xianyu finished speaking, he leaned in and whispered, ” “But I want 30% of the shares.”
“A single idea and you want 30%?” Hu Yan gave him a sideways glance.
“Because it’s easy to earn that money,”
“Tell me about it.”
“You agree first.”
shooting a film. Do you know how much money it makes? our great demons ‘Alliance doesn’t lack actors and actresses. You just need to invest in the equipment in the early stage and hire a few professional photographers. We’ll be able to set up the team very quickly.”
there are similar films in Japan, but they are relatively few, because there are few foreign species demon descendants there, and the quality of life is high. No demon descendants like to film, but the foreign species in our great demons ‘Alliance are all new, and their taste and appetite have not yet been raised, so they are the best cheap labor.
“Where did you get this idea from?” Hu Yan looked at him, stunned.
“Just now in the small forest, I had a feeling.”
but the country has banned it so strictly …
“You’re too short-sighted. The world is so big, why do you have to set your eyes on a mere China? It’s good in Japan, and it’s also great in Europe and America. In the future, when it’s bigger and stronger, we can even build a special website.”
Hu Yan was silent for a moment, thinking and thinking, and his eyes became brighter and brighter.
“Not a bad idea, right?”
“It’s not bad. It’s really safe and risk-free. Moreover, the initial investment isn’t that big.” A smile appeared on Hu Yan’s face, and his squinted eyes widened a little. but if you want money, you can ask your mother directly … Why not?”
Li Xianyu waved his hand.
You don’t understand, I earn money to raise a harem of wastrels. I can’t let ice shards know about this.
“What’s the relationship between you and that cat?” An icy cold voice sounded behind the two of them.
The two men exploded at the same time, and they had goosebumps on their backs.
Li Xianyu whispered, ” I’m not into that. It’s a pure master-servant relationship.
Speaking of which, he still didn’t know how his harem was doing. I’m already dead. Could it be that his harem had finished distributing the luggage and gone home like second brother?
It was reasonable for him to think this way. Thunderbolt battle lady would of course stay in baoze. At most, she would return to her original state. Cui Hua and Hua Yang were gathered because of him, and Hua Yang might return to liuyun temple to be the temple master.
As for cui Hua, she would probably return to her small hill, and like before, quietly spend the years.
I wonder how that stupid girl who lost her feelings is doing. Can she still be saved? ” Li Xianyu thought.
The thought of San Wu made him feel upset. What should I do to save you?
“I don’t believe you.” Condor babe, who had dragged protector Dragon over, snorted. “That cat has a good figure, is beautiful, and clingy. You didn’t sleep with it?”
“It’s up to you to believe it.” Li Xianyu rolled his eyes.
He did not care about the great God behind him. They had been together for twenty years and were very familiar with each other’s characters. Ice shards … She was used to it anyway.
In those years, the number of women her brother had slept with could make a circle around the neighborhood.
“Speaking of which, the women around you are all top-grade.” Hu Yan said.
“But not as good as you.” Protector rat whispered.
“There’s an extra meal tonight, roast bamboo rat.” Li Xianyu was furious.
“It’s approved.” Ice shards said lightly.
“I’m not a bamboo rat.” Protector rat whispered again.
“You still have a glib mouth.” Li Xianyu picked up a stone and threw it at him.
For a straight man, the saddest thing in the world was not that others coveted your woman, but that they coveted you!
“They don’t fight.” The right protector was curious.
“Why are they fighting?” Li Xianyu asked.
“It’s always like that on TV.” Condor babe said.
Protector right and Condor babe had recently been poisoned by Palace drama. They felt that with so many women gathered together, there would definitely be some infighting.
“That’s why I’m smart enough not to touch any of them.” Li Xianyu snorted. think about it. What is a group of women fighting for a man? ”
“Palace drama.”
what if every one of these women is strong enough to beat that man up? ”
“A fantasy drama.”
“A doomsday survival drama.”
“A disaster film.”
The few protectors said one after another.
“Now you know how smart I am. I can’t control it at all.” Li Xianyu spoke his mind.
Great-grandma didn’t like Thunderbolt battle lady. Before he was sure that he could win her over, he wouldn’t have any substantial progress with Thunderbolt battle lady, because great-grandma placed great importance on bloodline. And if the relationship was confirmed, he would have to take responsibility. The worst case scenario was to fall out with great-grandma.
Moreover, cui Hua was very narrow-minded, and the cat’s possessiveness was very strong. Maybe she would join forces with great-grandma to push out battle lady.
When the dog meat was ready, the protectors brought out their big bowls. The left protector cut the meat and distributed it piece by piece. The two little demons who worked to start the fire also had a share.
Protector monkey was very cunning. After eating his own, he went to steal from protector rat and was bitten by the other party’s two front teeth.
Because his body was tied up and he couldn’t straighten up, protector Dragon lay on the ground with the basin in front of him. He was laughed at as a pet dog by everyone.
It’s not bad to stay in the great demons ‘Alliance. He thought.
Although these guys who would mate at any moment gave him a headache, they were simple. Their happiness, anger, sorrow, and joy were all on their faces. If they didn’t like you, they didn’t like you. If they wanted to curry favor with you, they would stick out their buttocks and wagged their tails. He didn’t even try to hide the drooling look in his eyes.
He had a headache, but he was not tired.
However, this was only a temporary peace. The future was still long and unpredictable.
if li peiyun knew that his inept advisor is now my man, he would probably vomit blood. Li Xianyu laughed out loud.
that won’t happen. I’m just a partner in his eyes. Hu Yan shook his head.
After the protectors finished eating the dog meat, li Xianyu quietly gave ice shards a look.
The brother and sister walked deep into the mountains and arrived at the top of the mountain. They looked down at the rows of houses at the foot of the mountain.
“Protector Condor, are you cultivating the paths of Taoism and Buddhism?” Li Xianyu asked casually.
“Yes, I am.” Ice shards nodded.
“……”How am I supposed to fish for information?
“I don’t believe you,” he said drily.
Ice shards glanced at him casually, her eyes hiding pride.
Little rascal, you’re still playing games with me. Your sister will always be your sister.
“It’s up to you to believe it or not.”
“I know you’re the one who restored her youth. You’re not going to explain this to me?” Li Xianyu frowned.
Ice shards blinked. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I just gave her a piece of meat of evolution. It’s not my fault that she regained her youth. She initiated the second spring of life on her own.”
Li Xianyu, who accidentally buried himself in the pit, gritted his teeth and said, ” “If it wasn’t for the fact that I can’t beat you, I would …”
“Just what?” Ice shards ‘tone turned cold.
“I’ll dance the Little Apple for you.” Li Xianyu smiled in a flattering manner.
He sighed. you don’t have to hide anything in your heart. I can trust anyone, but I know that my sister and great-grandma are the most trustworthy.
then, is sister more credible or great-grandma more credible? ” She asked.
No wonder you couldn’t get high marks for your reading comprehension in junior high school.
Li Xianyu complained in his heart.
The meat of evolution obviously didn’t have the effect of restoring youth, so how did ice shards do it?
Li Xianyu had a slightly bold guess in his heart, but his sister refused to say it. It was fine. He would find a way to worm it out in the future, or he could slowly dig it out himself.
“Those foreign forces are very strange.” Ice shards suddenly said.
Li Xianyu didn’t react.
“To kill your great-grandma.”
“Oh, I know,” Li Xianyu nodded. their motives are very puzzling. It happened more than a hundred years ago, and great-grandma was too lazy to care about it. She did not go to the ocean to kill them, but they organized themselves instead. Just to kill my great-grandma?”
“The Eurasian League is in a few days, in Germany.” “Go and investigate the family behind them,” ice shards said.
“What about you?”
“I still have things to do.”
“Alright, but you have to arrange for a few guardians to protect me. I have to hide my identity, and I can’t use my past methods. Slime is still half-dead. I’m afraid I won’t be able to handle it if I encounter danger alone.”
Without the harem group by his side, without great-grandma and Hua Yang, Li Xianyu himself was at most a powerful top S-Class. If he really encountered a big scene, it was not enough.
The unique skills he learned from baoze’s colleagues could not be used, as the characteristics were too obvious. The sword of Qi was the same. After thinking about it, other than punching people, he felt that he had no other means to deal with the enemy.
His resurrection effect did not seem to work on slime. It entered a deep dormancy. During this time, li Xianyu did not use his qi and blood to nourish it.
The black water spirit Pearl was gone. He was afraid that he could not suppress slime, so it slept just in time.
there are very few methods I can use at the moment, but I can use my charm ability. Li Xianyu said.
The foreign forces who had seen his charm ability were all annihilated, and only Jie se was left. It didn’t matter to Jie se. Even if he found out, he would contact him in private and ask him to keep it a secret.
Then there was the Aoki family. They knew that I had obtained the ancient demon’s remains, but they didn’t know that I had devoured the kun.
In addition, li Xianyu was already dead, and even the black water spirit Pearl was inherited by the little Taoist of Shangqing sect. Even if he saw a demon descendant with the charm ability, he should not think of him first.
The charm ability was not exclusive to the Aoki family. Demon descendants with similar abilities were not too rare around the world.
But there was still some risk, because his charm was too strong.
“Oh right, can I tell the secret of my resurrection to those I trust?”
“Do you trust anyone else other than me?”
Sister, you’re too proud to say that. It doesn’t fit your character.
“I mean Hua Yang, cui Hua, and the others.”
and then let them follow you, and let the whole world know that there is a mysterious person who inherited the harem group of the Li family descendant? ”
Aiya, it’s not a harem. It’s so embarrassing.
“You understand the main point of my words.” Ice shards kicked him away.
Li Xianyu climbed out of the bushes and removed the leaves on his head. one more thing, are our parents demon descendants? ”
“So what if I am? so what if I am not?” Ice shards asked.
“Old Li, that brat, he can’t possibly lie to me for twenty years.”
He was kicked into the bushes again.
…..
The next morning, li Xianyu had just finished his breathing exercises when Condor babe and protector right rushed into his room and dragged him to protector right’s room.
“The Emperor said he wanted to disguise you.” How did Condor babe explain it on the way here?
When he came to the right protector’s boudoir, ice shards was in the room, standing with her hands behind her back, waiting for him.
“I should change my clothes.” Li Xianyu nodded at her. His face was too famous, and he definitely couldn’t show his real face to others.
“Eh, makeup? I don’t need that, I have a human skin mask in my wallet.” Li Xianyu was pressed against the right protector’s dressing table. He said, ” “Condor babe, go to my room and help me get it.”
it’s easy to see through a human skin mask, but not with makeup. Have you heard of the three major evil Arts in Asia? ” The right protector’s eyes sparkled and her pretty face blushed. today, I’ll let you experience the art of makeup.
Li Xianyu didn’t understand why she was so excited.
It was true that people would be able to see through a human skin mask. The kind of plot where one could change into a different person after putting it on and no one could see through it was just nonsense from TV dramas. Even the most advanced artificial skin couldn’t hide from the eyes of people.
But not makeup. The person was still the same person, but the face was no longer the same face. Makeup was just so magical.
“That’s fine too. Actually, I’ve always been dissatisfied with my appearance. Help me put on a more handsome one, the kind that’s full of masculinity. Sword-like eyebrows, star-like eyes, and a heroic bearing.” As li Xianyu was speaking, he suddenly saw Condor babe rummage through protector right’s closet for a pleated short skirt and a women’s off-shoulder shirt.
“Begging for a bean sack, what are you guys doing?” Li Xianyu’s heart skipped a beat.