Chapter 338 - Man Full of Nonsense
Chapter 338: Man Full of Nonsense
What are you kicking me for? It’s tr—
Smart men knew how to observe the situation, and Li Xianyu kept quiet and avoided the subject.
Black God carried his sports car to the entrance to the avenue, offering his own thoughtful advice. “Two can sit in the co-driver seat, and the other two will stand behind.”
Although there was no back row, they could stand on the latter part of the car. With the strength of Li Xianyu’s harem, there was no need to worry about being thrown off.
Black God handed the key to Li Xianyu. “We are counting on you. The phone still has a signal, we’ll contact each other via phone.”
Li Xianyu voiced his concern. “I’m afraid that when we run to the end, the signal will be gone.”
Black God pondered. “We don’t have a choice then. We just have to grit our teeth and do it. It happens.”
Black God is also a stable man. I like men like this. No, colleague! Li Xianyu thought.
White God was lively, cheerful and generous, while Black God was mature and stable. He loved his wife deeply and could even understand his wife’s thoughts of experiencing Li Xianyu’s left hand. One was an extrovert and one was an introvert, and their personalities complemented each other.
Only complementary characters can be harmonious. Then who in the harem is complementary with me? It’s like everyone is complementary to me. I’m full of nonsense and they’re all proper and serious girls… As Li Xianyu thought, he tossed the car keys to San Wu. “You’re in charge of driving, I have confidence in your driving skills.”
Amongst the harem members, Great-Grandma, Cui Hua, and Mother Hua Yang didn’t know how to drive. The three were deeply out of touch with modern society, and in the harsh economic conditions of his biological father, it was a fantasy to buy a car. In the 1980s and 1990s, a matchbox-like Volkswagen Santana was the symbol of wealth.
The long-legged beauty was indignant as she stood aside. She looked at San Wu like she was looking at the poor. “Have you ever driven a sports car?”
San Wu nodded. “No problem.”
Li Xianyu thought, Battle Lady, please. San Wu has tens of millions of dollars in her bank card… You will be so mad if you knew.
Thunderbolt Battle Lady looked glamorous but was actually broke at the end of every month, and was rather poor. San Wu didn’t spend more than a 1000 dollars from top to toe but was actually very rich.
In his team, other than Hua Yang who didn’t need to eat or drink, and could even conjure her own clothes, San Wu was the easiest to take care of. He just had to feed her. She would wear cheap clothes until they were torn, but was rich and beautiful.
A certain Great-Grandma and a certain Battle Lady were spendthrifts. A certain tsundere cat also spent quite a lot. There were at least ten comfortable cat beds stored in Li Xianyu’s leather wallet.
“I have remote attack skills, so I’m sitting in the co-driver’s seat. Do you want to sit with me?” Li Xianyu looked at them and asked.
Great-Grandma asked, “How?”
Li Xianyu sat in the car, retracted the roof of the car, and turned it into a convertible sports car. He patted his thighs. “Sit like this… Sit on my thighs facing me. Sitting towards the side will affect San Wu from driving, especially Battle Lady, whose legs are too long. You will poke San Wu.”
Actually, he didn’t have to go through such a big circle. They probably didn’t understand…
Great-Grandma thought about it and shook her head. “I’ll stand on the back of the car.”
Thunderbolt Battle Lady glanced at the thousand people nearby, and felt she was unable to withstand the pressure. She shook her head. “I’ll stand on the back of the car too.”
Cui Hua wasn’t so sensitive to the differences between men and women and said happily, “I’ll sit with you on the co-driver seat.”
She was surprised that Great-Grandma and the Thunderbolt Battle Lady, who had always been good at taking advantage, had given up this good position.
Under the gaze of bystanders, Cui Hua crossed her legs and sat on Li Xianyu’s thighs, facing him with her arms clasping his neck and legs straddling the seat.
Thunderbolt Battle Lady and Great-Grandma jumped on the car, summoned their qi, and the feet were as if attached to the car, as solid as a rock.
“Let’s go!” With Li Xianyu’s order, San Wu stepped on the accelerator at full power. The strong push caused Li Xianyu’s back to stick to the seat tightly, as Cui Hua was pushed further into his arms.
Cui Hua frowned, lowered her head, and stared. She thought about it and immediately understood, as she raised her eyebrows. “You…” Damn it, you servant.
Li Xianyu covered her mouth, and whispered into her ear, “Don’t speak, give me some face.”
“Then I’ll hit you in the head.” With her legs firmly clamped around the seat, Cui Hua’s hands were free, hitting Li Xianyu’s skull with cat punches.
Great-Grandma was looking around warily, and she frowned upon seeing them. “You two should stop playing. Look at the situation.”
Cui Hua harrumphed and looked away.
As the thought emerged, and the water on the left was bubbling. A large river crab emerged from the water, and a black giant pincer descended.
San Wu immediately turned the steering wheel and the Ferrari rotated at 180 degrees. With a well-executed drift, they barely managed to avoid this perilous blow.
The other pincer immediately surged, and with a flash, Li Xianyu saw that Cui Hua had disappeared. She had appeared in the air, kicking towards the pincer. The pincer went off target and hit the right side of Ferrari. San Wu didn’t stop at all and the steering wheel was spinning quickly.
The Ferrari paused for a split second and charged away like an arrow. The excellent acceleration of the sports car caused them to pause for less than two seconds.
Cui Hua leapt on the back of the river crab, and punched as quickly as the wind. She punched out hundreds of fists in a second, and cracked the crab’s shell. She did not dwell too much on it, and using the shell, she launched herself off to catch up with the Ferrari.
Li Xianyu felt a weight on his thighs and Cui Hua was back in position.
The Ferrari disappeared into the mist as the people on the shore watched. How formidable…
The people on the shore were dazzled, amazed by San Wu’s skills and Cui Hua’s explosive power and the two were able to cooperate with each other and navigate with ease.
When the Ferrari rushed into the dense fog, the visibility ahead began to deteriorate, and San Wu had to slow down. Even if demon descendants had great sight, at the Ferrari’s full speed, if there were any obstacles in front of her, I’m afraid she wouldn’t be able to react in time.
Besides, there wasn’t any use even if she could react, as she couldn’t brake because of the inertia.
“Don’t listen. Just charge ahead at full speed.” Li Xianyu said, “As long as it’s fast enough, the river crabs can’t catch up with us.”
“If the car breaks down, at most we’ll use Battle Lady’s car to pay her back.”
“Huh? Why use my car to pay?” The long-legged beauty didn’t agree.
“That’s because only you have a sports car,” he said. “By the way, your car looks similar to this one but it doesn’t have the same performance. You spent the same amount of money.”
Upon hearing the news, Thunderbolt Battle Lady felt aggrieved. “Don’t tell me, I’m like Cinderella, who doesn’t have a wide network of contacts, unlike others.”
She felt like she lost three million dollars.
“She bought a car to compete with White God,” San Wu said suddenly.
“What do you mean?” Li Xianyu asked.
“White God always posts pictures of her and her car on social media, and every time Thunderbolt Battle Lady will comment, saying that the car’s performance was not worth its price, and whatnot. So White God said, ‘Then buy one yourself.’” San Wu replied nonchalantly.
Great-Grandma chuckled. “So she bought an inferior Ferrari.”
Li Xianyu laughed. “Pfft!”
Cui Hua laughed. “Hahaha.”
Thunderbolt Battle Lady was speechless. The long-legged beauty gnashed her teeth. “I’ll buy a ten million Bugatti after this mission.”
“Do you have money?”
“I’ll borrow from you.”
“Ridiculous, I won’t lend it to you.”
“You really won’t lend it to me?”
“Battle Lady, I don’t like women who like to compare. I’ll take back my pfft.”
“Ha.”
Whoosh! The sound of running water rang amidst the thick fog. Cui Hua’s eyes narrowed slightly, and her pink cheeks puffed up, blowing a strong wind toward both sides. The thick fog shook and dispersed and their vision was instantly clear.
Oh, I almost forgot. Cui Hua’s powers are wind-based, Li Xianyu thought as he looked to the left and right. Two river crabs climbed up on both sides of the river. They loomed over them from above and raised their massive pincers. There was also a river crab right in front.
They were surrounded.