Chapter 321 - How Was It?
" uh, about that third brother" Lin Rui had really forgotten about the fact that last night it wasn't his turn to sleep with Su Wan. He had cut the line, by sleeping with Su Wan a night before his turn and if he wasn't wrong it was his third brother's turn yesterday. This - wasn't he in trouble now?
Everyone including Lin Rui knew how excited Lin Chen was about his wedding night. Even before he got married, Lin Chen brought a lot of this and that and hid it inside his room - Lin Rui have never seen what it was but he once caught a glimpse of something really long and white similar to - well ahem, nevermind.
All in all, his third brother was really looking forward to sleeping with Su Wan and eating her clean, by breaking the line Lin Rui disrupted his third brother's plans didn't he?
" that?" drawled Lin Chen as he shook Lin Rui's shoulder " do you know how I felt last night? Imagine you have finally after weeks of hard work managed to get your hands on the rabbit you have been evening for so long, and then just before you can take a bite, another big bad wolf comes and with a chomp takes away your rabbit, how will you feel then? Because I felt really bad, so bad that I couldn't even eat my dinner "
Lin Chen loved only two things first his family and second his food. The fact that he was saying he couldn't eat his meal, explained how severely constipated was he last night.
And no, he wasn't over exaggerating, he was indeed really upset. He was looking forward to eating Su Wan last night, he even took a bath in this cold weather, rubber cream perfume on his body, washed his hair clean and even ate sugar so that his kisses were sweet but - when he came out what he heard was ' pa pa pa', and Su Wan's delicate moans and the grunts of an excited man.
Last night Lin Chen felt as if he was a lonely soul abandoned in the snow! How unfair! It was his turn, he didn't even do any wrong by consuming drugs from strange characters like Luo Chenxi and yet the one who was kicked out of the bedroom was him? While the one who foolishly ate this and that thing coming from unknown origin was allowed to eat the meat he was salivating over for more than a month? Was there even a thing called justice in this world!
The innocent can only relieve himself while the culprit gets to eat the sweetest delicacy! How absurd!
Only Lin Chen knew how he spent last night in a cold bed when it should have been warmed by him and Wan Wan's body heat.
Though Lin Chen wouldn't get jealous if he heard those pa pa pa's when it wasn't his turn but when it was his turn, then the one pa pa-ing should be him and no one else! He would definitely teach Lin Rui a lesson today! Cutting the line and eating his meat! How dare he!
" I - I am sorry, I shouldn't have done that but I was in a bit trouble, Luo Chenxi she, she fed me something and I lost control" Lin Rui suddenly felt a chill rising up his spine and his will to stay alive strengthened further, he hurriedly straightened up and raised his hands in surrender explaining what happened with him yesterday " third brother, I know I unfairly took your turn but don't get angry, you can take my turn tonight. I won't say any-"
"Three turns," said Lin Chen interrupting Lin Rui, he even raised his hand and showed three fingers as if to emphasise what he meant " I want three turns, this week, next week and the week next to it"
"But I only took one -"
"I only took one" mimicked Lin Chen in a sing-song voice " you took only one but you have no idea how it psychologically affected me, I had to listen to your grunts of having a good time, while I was sleeping in a cold bed! Do you know how frustrated I was, you should feel frustrated as well then !"
Lin Chen wasn't lying, his room was just next to Lin Rui so he was forced to listen to their moans all night long. He couldn't even catch a wink of sleep because every time he closed his eyes, he would be jolted awake by either Su Wan's shriek or Lin Rui's heavy grunts. It was like someone was eating his delicacy and even dangling it in front of him as they ate, Lin Chen cursed his fourth brother for being a tease all night long! And only slept a little, nope it wouldn't do, he needs to build another room or more like renovating their entire house.
If this continues, he might die of vinegar!
" but third brother I didn't do it because I wanted to, it wasn't deliberate... I - I was in a lurch yesterday" once Lin Rui could withstand it because that was justified but giving up three turns, It was completely unfair! Why should he give up on his three turns just because he took one?
"Did I ask you to eat something that Luo Chenxi gave you? Did I dare you to do so? Or did I ask you to mess with that girl? No, right? You were the one who foolishly took something weird from that girl and even ate it without questioning it, so who is it at fault here? Of course, it's you, as you are the one at fault shouldn't you be punished? This is your punishment" with absolute confidence Lin Chen sprouted this nonsense, like what he was saying made complete sense.
Lin Rui stared at Lin Chen bemused, he had a feeling that whatever his brother just said was complete bullshit but somehow it made sense ( no it doesn't ). Maybe he should just agree and even if he does agree, he won't be losing anything because he will be entering the academy soon. So there was no problem, right?
" okay" consented Lin Rui as he nodded his head, he was leaving for the academy, how could he forget that? now that he thought it about like this, it felt quite good. At least he got a chance to eat his wife before he leaves! Hah!
Lin Chen too has completely forgotten that Lin Rui needed to leave for the academy today, he thought that he pulled something smart but instead he schemed for absolutely no reason, now that Lin Rui was leaving for the academy, he has to fight with his other four brothers to take Lin Rui's turn!
"That's good! you made the correct choice" said Lin Chen grinning foolishly, before he looked around cautiously then asked in a soft voice " so how was it? Is wife really as fragrant and soft to touch as we thought ?"
Lin Rui who was suddenly asked this question, choked on air and starter coughing. His entire face flushed red as the memories of last night came flooding in his mind, though he was a completely different entity in bed but that was only in front of Su Wan, now that he was in front of his brother, Lin Rui was a bit startled by his vulgar words " ah, third brother that -"