Chapter 228 - Shithead Couple!
Chapter 228 Shithead Couple!
The so-called Inquisition referred to the heavens interrogating one’s soul in an extremely pressing situation. And the person being tested had to be sincere. If they lied, they would be punished by the Heavens.
At that moment, Sheng Xiao could choose to break the survival ring on his wrist. That way, he would be sent out by the Central Pagoda.
But Sheng Xiao did not want to forfeit so soon.
If he couldn’t even clear the first level, how could he face anyone after he went out? After he returned to the academy, if Yu Huang asked him how many levels he had passed, how should he answer?
Answer: eliminated in the first round? Sheng Xiao shuddered at the thought of that.
He was a man, so how could he not have an ego?
Sheng Xiao understood the situation and replied quickly, “No.”
After he finished speaking, Sheng Xiao heard the sound of thunder rumbling in his mind. It was as if the heavens were checking if he was telling the truth. The thunder rumbled for a moment but did not stop.
It was obvious that Sheng Xiao had passed the first question.
The heavens asked again, “Do you believe in the existence of a Divine Master?” The heavens’ tone was very slow, and it sounded like he had been in the top for a long time.
Sheng Xiao nodded without hesitation. “I do!”
The thunder rumbled for a moment, but it still did not fall.
Then, the heavens asked a third question. “Then do you believe the saying that the Divine Master is kind and loving?”
Sheng Xiao wanted to say that he believed in it, but some guesses flashed across his mind. He immediately fell silent.
The heavens saw that Sheng Xiao was hesitating and he urged him unhappily, “The heavens is asking you a question. You have to answer it!”
Sheng Xiao sighed in his heart. “No!”
“Why don’t you believe in it?!” The heavens suddenly questioned Sheng Xiao.
The voice of the heavens was accompanied by the rolling thunder as it said authoritatively, “Those who can become Divine Master are all beast tamers with great love. Why don’t you believe the saying that Divine Masters are benevolent and loving?”
The heavens seemed to think that Sheng Xiao was unreasonable.
Sheng Xiao could tell that the heavens was angry. He could not help but feel baffled. In the Inquisition, the heavens only needed to ask questions and did not need to question the examinee.
The heavens’ emotions were too volatile.
Sheng Xiao had some guesses, but he did not show them. He was afraid that the heavens would notice something was amiss.
Sheng Xiao replied in his mind, “I believe that every Divine Master has great love the moment they become a God, but I don’t believe that they will still have great love after they become a God!”
The heavens suddenly fell silent. “Why?”
Sheng Xiao said, “Because humans are greedy by nature.”
Humans were greedy.
It was like a relationship. In the beginning, you would love a woman without asking for anything in return.
But when that woman smiled at you, you would hope that she would know your feelings. If that woman knew your feelings, you would hope that she would respond.
If she responded to you, you would hope that she would fall in love with you. Then, you would want her to marry you, bear children for you, cook for you, and care for you.
But you forgot that your initial thought was to silently like her and be satisfied with seeing her happy.
So, no one was not greedy, and Divine Masters were no exception.
After hearing Sheng Xiao’s answer, the heavens went silent for even longer.
Just as Sheng Xiao was about to suffocate, he suddenly heard the heavens say, “Next, you can ask me a question. I will tell you the truth. I won’t lie.”
After a pause, the divine being said, “You can ask me the method to pass through successfully, or you can ask me the secret about the door of the Time Gate. You can even ask me anything. As long as you ask, I will answer everything.”
The heavens were tempting him to ask about the secret of the pathway and the Time Gate. He had set up such a trap on purpose because he was afraid that Sheng Xiao would ask something else.
Sheng Xiao licked his lips. “You’ll answer every question I ask?”
The heavens nodded proudly. “Yes.”
Hearing that, Sheng Xiao asked a question that had nothing to do with clearing the level or the door of the Time Gate. He asked, “You’re not the heavens. You’re the Divine Master who created the Holy Spirit Continent, right?”
The other party suddenly fell silent.
He refused to speak.
Sheng Xiao sneered. “According to the rules, you have to answer everything.”
The thunder in Sheng Xiao’s mind was even more shocking. It was the sign of the heavens’ wrath. However, Sheng Xiao was not frightened by the commotion. He waited quietly. Finally, he heard the heavens’ answer.
“… Yes!” This time, the heavens gritted his teeth.
This child was really cunning!
Right after “yes” was said, the sealed space where Sheng Xiao was imprisoned suddenly exploded. Water splashed everywhere and Sheng Xiao fell out of the sealed space. The ropes that tied him up disappeared.
Sheng Xiao opened his eyes and got up. He found himself standing in front of a closed door. He looked up at the number on the door.
56.
Sheng Xiao raised his eyebrows. 56?
He had a bad guess.
Could it be that the place he was at just now was not the first level of the Central Pagoda but the 55th level?
Could they do this?
But no one had told him that the challenge floor was random after entering the Central Pagoda.
Sheng Xiao stood in front of the door and thought about the challenge on the 55th floor. A thought flashed across his mind, and he smiled. A Divine Master was not invincible.
When the suffocation in his body subsided and he could breathe normally, Sheng Xiao calmly pushed open the door of the 56th floor of the tower.
The door was pushed open and Sheng Xiao was pulled in by a force.
As the world spun, he woke up again. He actually appeared on the 18th floor of the Divine Realm Academy’s Cultivation Hall.
Sheng Xiao stared at the tightly shut stone door in front of him.
Room 1805.
It was Sheng Xiao’s private room for cultivation. But at that moment, the stone door was opened a little. Sheng Xiao heard a faint panting sound. It sounded very familiar.
Yu Huang?
Sheng Xiao opened the door and walked in. He saw Yu Huang.
Yu Huang laid on the cultivation platform with a pained look on her face. She pressed her chest and her face blushed. When she saw Sheng Xiao come, a look of surprise flashed across Yu Huang’s eyes. “Brother Xiao?”
Yu Huang frowned slightly and asked in surprise, “Weren’t you challenging the test in the Central Pagoda? Why did you suddenly come back?”
Sheng Xiao was puzzled.
What was going on?
Was this an illusion or reality?
If it was an illusion, then this scene was a little too real.
After a moment of silence, Sheng Xiao walked to Yu Huang. He held her hand and asked, “What’s wrong?”
Yu Huang pressed her chest and said, “It’s that drop of your heart blood.”
Yu Huang’s body was burning. She leaned against Sheng Xiao and said helplessly, “Black Qing Sky Dragon refused to be ordered around by me. He barged into my Spiritual Abode while I was cultivating and tried to make me lose control.”
“Why would I?” Sheng Xiao asked her. “How do you feel?”
Yu Huang pressed her chest and replied angrily, “Brother Xiao, my body is so hot.”
Sheng Xiao touched Yu Huang’s neck. It was indeed hot. “How could this be?”
“Perhaps dragons and phoenixes are natural enemies.”
Yu Huang was having a fever and was groggy from the fever. She rubbed against Sheng Xiao and suddenly said, “You feel so cold.” Yu Huang placed a hand on Sheng Xiao’s chest.
Sheng Xiao’s body stiffened.
He looked down at the girl beside him and had a guess.
Could it be that this test tested ‘desire’?
And his desire was Yu Huang.
Sheng Xiao took a deep breath.
Yu Huang suddenly got up and straddled Sheng Xiao’s waist. She called his name and buried her head in his neck.
Sheng Xiao felt aroused, but he remained calm.
Very quickly, there was not much clothes left on Yu Huang.
Sheng Xiao lowered his eyes and glanced at the fair skin on his shoulders. His heart fluttered when he saw her usually covered breasts.
“Brother Xiao, save me…” Yu Huang’s usually calm voice became anxious, pitiful, and flirtatious.
It was difficult for Sheng Xiao not to react, but he remained indifferent.
Seeing that Sheng Xiao did not move, Yu Huang suddenly sobered up. She let go of Sheng Xiao and said angrily, “Since you don’t want to, I won’t force you.”
Yu Huang staggered down the stone platform. She adjusted her clothes and staggered towards the stone door.
Sheng Xiao sat on the stone platform and stared at the fleeing figure. He asked her, “Where are you going?”
Yu Huang leaned against the stone door and bit her lips as she turned back. She looked at Sheng Xiao in embarrassment. She said, “You say that you love me, but you still think that I’m ugly, right?”
“Sheng Xiao, so you’re no different from Xuanyuan Jing.”
Hearing this accusation, Sheng Xiao looked into Yu Huang’s eyes that were filled with accusation and resentment. He suddenly smiled. “Do you know?”
Yu Huang was a little puzzled. “Know what?”
Sheng Xiao said, “The girl I love will never look at anyone with resentment. Do you know what the real her is like?”
Sheng Xiao used the words’ the real her’. It was obvious that he was still clear-headed and had not been bewitched by Yu Huang.
Yu Huang asked curiously, “How is she like?”
Sheng Xiao smiled. “The real her is much wilder than you. She always thinks that she’s the best in the world. She never looks at me with resentment. Besides…”
There was a strange pause. Sheng Xiao’s ears turned red. He said softly, “If she really went crazy and needed me to quench her lust, she would not seduce me like you did. She would just… do me.”
After interacting with Yu Huang, Sheng Xiao had realized how assertive Yu Huang was.
Yu Huang took the initiative every time they made out. They would do whatever she wanted. Sheng Xiao could only lie down and enjoy himself.
However, Yu Huang in front of him respected him and prioritized seduction.
Yu Huang was stunned for a long time before she gritted her teeth and said, “Shithead couple!”
After she finished cursing, Yu Huang disappeared. The Cultivation Hall of the Divine Realm Academy was gone as well. Sheng Xiao opened his eyes and saw himself standing in the tower. There was a nine-tailed fox imprisoned on the stone platform in front of him.
At that moment, the nine-tailed fox was glaring at Sheng Xiao with its red eyes. It spoke in human language. “Little one, your girlfriend is very feisty. She’s my type. Introduce her to me someday.”
Sheng Xiao was speechless.
“She will come to challenge the tower in five years. I hope you can show her mercy.”
The Nine Tail Fox cried out and said gloatingly, “Don’t worry, I’ll definitely show mercy. I’ll definitely let her climb out of my building on all fours!”