Chapter 194 - 175: Is That Even Human Language? (Part 2)
Chapter 194: Chapter 175: Is That Even Human Language? (Part 2)
“Ji Xizhi, do you still want that casebook from the office?”
Ji Xizhi looked up, “We’re already done escaping, we’ve escaped to here.”
Director Xu: ??? You call this an escape?
Director Xu took a deep breath and continued in an unusually calm tone, “I just asked, there is one set of that series of casebooks.”
“A set?”
“Seven volumes.”
Ji Xizhi: “Escape to where? Is there a time limit? Five minutes? Ten minutes?!”
To produce a report, the richness of the information is of course very important.
Without thinking, Ji Xizhi stood up.
Director Xu: “.”
[This is her Achilles’ heel, sisters, look, this is Ji Xizhi’s Achilles’ heel!]
[@Peng Ran Xiang Dong @Taste Life @All major variety shows, TV, movie, and advertisement directors, hurry and take notes, copy the answers!!!]
[I seem to have stumbled upon something amazing, the secret to getting Ji Xizhi on the show! I’m gonna make my dad start an entertainment company now!]
[Don’t, if Ji Xizhi dares to agree, do you dare to have her on?]
A bunch of fans furiously started mentioning various show groups in the chat.
Not satisfied with shouting in the livestream, they also went to comment and private message on official blogs and director’s Weibo accounts.
A few directors who were previously competing with Director Xu for talent, having just received his strategy guide, soon received enthusiastic help from numerous netizens.
They were unbelievably touched.
They hurriedly started preparing to invite Ji Xizhi.
Director Wu: Got it! I must get Ji Xizhi!
Director Zhu: Preparing already!
Director Yan: The contract with Ji Xizhi is already being drafted by a professional legal team~
They were blatantly riding on Ji Xizhi’s popularity to climb up.
The Weibo posts had just been sent out not long ago.
Suddenly, a trending topic #Ji Xizhi’s Variety Show Before and After Comparison# popped up.
Curious, several directors clicked in to take a look, and there was a small video.
Zhi Zhi announced tonight: #Ji Xizhi’s Variety Show Before and After Comparison# made a rough little video, don’t blink, enjoy~
The video cover was precisely Ji Xizhi, along with old photos of Director Wang and Director Xu when they were young.
The directors were puzzled, Ji Xizhi joining a variety show, what’s that got to do with the directors? Can directors hype up a CP with Ji Xizhi?
Out of curiosity, they clicked on the video.
The first scene began with classic music, “Ah shariwa shariwa shariwa ho ha ho ha ho ha~” accompanied by the line, “Who brought you by my side~”
The blogger used a crude animated graphic, pulling a cut-out beautiful picture of Ji Xizhi between Director Wang and Director Xu.
Next, the photos of Director Wang and Director Xu started rapidly switching, from relaxed shots before Ji Xizhi’s participation in the show, to their worn-out appearances afterwards, showing Director Wang and Director Xu as if they were flourishing plants growing old over time.
Before Ji Xizhi joined the variety show, Director Wang was still Director Wang, and Director Xu was a young lad full of vigor. After Ji Xizhi joined, Director Wang and Director Xu had tearful eyes, being in their thirties, they settled into the uncle’s home.
At the end of the video, the blogger cheekily changed the lyrics to “I would use that heart full of innocence to deeply cherish Uncle Wang and Uncle Xu~”
[Blogger, I advise you to add a warning title, every time I hear this song now, my mind automatically plays Uncle Wang and Uncle Xu’s PPT!]
[I hate it, why did I click in! I laughed so hard that the old man next door herding ducks stabbed me into the duck pen with a fork!]
[Who understands, I came in to ship Ji Xizhi and Director Xu, Director Wang’s CP, now my brain seems broken, all I can see is Ji Xizhi teaching Uncle Wang and Uncle Xu to dance square dance!]
Netizens were already laughing themselves to the ground under the Weibo post.
The directors who had just clicked in watched the video: Off, off, off, off… offended!
With the echoes of two uncles’ square dance in their minds, they turned around, wanting to delete the Weibo they just posted.
But as soon as they exited, they saw the trending term “Escape Room” shooting up like bamboo shoots in spring; this episode was utterly viral!
Director Wu/Director Zhu/Director Yan: Should we go for being young, or for the traffic?
The directors began to struggle in agony.
At the live broadcast site of “Escape Room,” Director Xu, on the other hand, was not conflicted.
Having figured out Ji Xizhi, Director Xu’s heart was much more settled.
Seeing Ji Xizhi about to leave, Director Xu took out the walkie-talkie and ordered all the staff to block the cafeteria door.
He had it all planned, assimilate the top few value holders first, then let the guests conflict amongst themselves, that would be a highlight!
Want to escape in five or ten minutes! Unless Ji Xizhi grinds him down to the ground!
Director Xu was well-prepared.
Inside the cafeteria, the guests began stirring too.
Though they didn’t know what book Ji Xizhi and Director Xu were talking about, they guessed it was related to legal cases.
Without asking much, since Ji Xizhi wanted to take it, they decided to break out together!
Avoiding the cameras, they discussed quickly, then pulled open the glass door and rushed out.
The NPC teachers outside, who had been waiting for ages, finally saw the guests come out, and everyone was in high spirits, wielding props as they charged at the guests.
Mo Anxia took quite a few hits but managed to clear a path for everyone, leaving Qiu Lin, Le Qiqi, Qian Huiyi, and Xie Ming to surround Ji Xizhi in an ant-hugging formation.
Since Ji Xizhi’s assimilation value was the highest, they simply built a human wall around her to protect her.
However, the NPCs outside the cafeteria weren’t going to let Ji Xizhi off easily, having just received Director Xu’s walkie-talkie warning, they had to fight for the sake of their jobs.
The NPC teachers, armed with prop weapons, fought fiercely to reach inside; as long as they hit Ji Xizhi twice, Ji Xizhi would surely be assimilated!
The more Qiu Lin and others blocked, the more excited the NPCs got, pulling at bandages, wielding rulers, all wanting to be the first to get Ji Xizhi.
But as they reached in, the NPC teachers suddenly realized.
The things in their hands seemed to have disappeared.
The ruler was snatched away, and the bandages on their arms were taken too.
NPC teachers: “Where’s my prop?”
Ji Xizhi: “I’ll return it later.”
NPC teachers: “?” Was that even human speech?