420 The Cunning Zhu Bajie
"Haha… A handsome reward?" Chen Xiaobei was delighted. "It's just three images! What if if I sent them a short clip of actual pornography? They'd definitely give everything they have, begging for more!"
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Zhu Bajie. You have received a bottle of Divine River Spiritual Water. It has been stored in your treasure chest!]
It was the attack of the Red Envelopes! Chen Xiaobei completely ignored the group of perverts and opened his treasure chest immediately.
Ding!
[Divine River Spiritual Water: The Divine River is the source of millions of lives, and the source of a wide variety of Spiritual Water. This is Growth Spiritual Water. Do you want to take it?]
'Growth Spiritual Water? What does it do?' Chen Xiaobei paused for a while before remembering something with a start. 'Zhu Bajie rules the Divine River! I'm sure he can get his hands on a bottle anytime he wants – this is definitely not a handsome reward! Is he trying to pull one over me?'
He quickly returned to the group.
Chen Xiaobei: Zhu Bajie, what does this Growth Spiritual Water do? Pardon me but I don't think this is what you can call a handsome reward!
Zhu Bajie: Hehe… Spiritual Water is not really a handsome reward, but I believe you need it very much right now!
Chen Xiaobei: I need it? Why would I need it?
Zhu Bajie: Am I correct in believing you managed to snatch three South Pole Spiritual Jade Fruits during the last Red Envelope snatching session? And I'm sure you want to plant it, right?
Chen Xiaobei: I'll be damned! How did you know?
Zhu Bajie: I know that my Chang'e Goddess is preparing to travel to the human realm; I therefore did everything to help her prepare including keeping my eye on you since the announcement. Clever, right?
Chen Xiaobei: Right… Let's get back to business. What does Growth Spiritual Water have to do with the South Pole Spiritual Jade Fruit?
Zhu Bajie: Spiritual Qi is preciously rare on earth, and if you plant the South Pole Spiritual Jade Fruit normally it will end up with zero Spiritual Qi. That's why you need to use Growth Spiritual Water to nourish it if you want your fruit to grow Spiritual Qi!
Chen Xiaobei: Shit, you're right. I need it so much right now!
Despite his string of victories, Chen Xiaobei did not grow conceited. He knew his own depth better than anyone else.
"Well, truth is I am still quite weak. Six thousand and three hundred combat power is just too bloody low. I'll need to use my True Qi to come up with a Blood Chaos Sword Skill, and I only have one Pure Yang Talisman Sword left… I must raise my cultivation as fast as I can!"
In the end, Chaos Sword Essence and the Pure Yang Talisman Sword were just items. Cultivation was what makes warriors strong, but they would need tons of Spiritual Qi. However,
However, Chen Xiaobei's lack of Spiritual Qi sources could now be solved – and it was through the Growth Spiritual Water!
Naturally, he was jubilant. "This is fantastic! With the price of just three pictures I got an item I needed badly… It's such a good trade! Bahahaha…"
Zhu Bajie: Oh, and friendly reminder: that bottle of Spiritual Water only lasts for seven days! You need to give me more *ahem* merchandise if you want more Spiritual Water! P.S: I love blonde women with big rumps! (Salivating)
Chen Xiaobei: Hey, this isn't right! How about fewer tricks and more brotherly love?
Zhu Bajie: Brotherly love only goes that far. Tricks on the other hand enslaves the heart!
Chen Xiaobei: I never expect you to be such a cunning pig!
Zhu Bajie: Ha! Don't waste your time trying to insult me. Thing are already set in stone, but I promise I will give you more Spiritual Water next time!
Chen Xiaobei: Remember what you promised! I want more next time!
Zhu Bajie: No problem!
'Hmph! You aren't qualified to pull tricks on me yet you naïve pig!' Chen Xioabei thought with a grin. "Those are just images, and I can download them as much as I like from porn websites. In turn, I'll exchange them all for an unlimited amount of Spiritual Water… Meaning I would be the only one who profits from this deal! Hahaha…"
"Alright. Now, I have the seed and the Spiritual Water as well as Heavenly Fertilizer. All I need is a place to plant those Spiritual Fruits… Hearty Island simply won't do. I need a good piece of land in Dragon City – my new stage! I can have an unlimited supply of Spiritual Qi after I plant the Spiritual Fruits to constantly raise my cultivation… Sooner or later, I will stand on top of the world! Bahahahahahaha…"
Chen Xiaobei laughed manically as he reveled in his new-found bliss.
Later, Luo Puti left the bathroom and chased him off the bed to force him to sleep on the couch. Chen Xiaobei complied obediently – he knew that it was useless to quarrel, and drank a bottle of Hundred Herbs Potion to regenerate his True Qi before he slept.
The next morning.
Everyone packed up and prepared to leave the hotel, only to find an ambush waiting for them right outside the main entrance!
*Bang!*
A loud noise rang from afar. Only Chen Xiaobei could tell what it was with his True Sound Mastery!
Sniper!
The sound came at least eight hundred meters away. The shooter must be a well-trained assassin; their shot was aimed straight at Luo Puti's heart!
"Thud!*
The bullet landed true on her chest, the immense inertia from the projectile sending her flying backwards a great distance.
"Puti!" Chen Xiaobei cried out in shock, but he was assaulted with handful of white power just as he turned around.
"Argh…" He quickly fell into a daze and fainted.
"What the hell happened… Oof…" Wu Tianhe and Bai Libin were attacked with the white powder as well; both passed out immediately.
"Hehe… That was easy!" Lin Yufei smiled haughtily. Nobody would expect that the peacemaker amongst them would be the snitch!
At the same time, an SUV without a number plate drove round to the hotel. Both Chen Xiaobei and Wu Tianhe were tossed into the vehicle.
"Shixiong Bai, I'm really sorry. You are so weak you can't even be a dog for Master Poseidon!" Lin Yufei laughed as she walked to Bai Libin and broke his neck, before leaving with the SUV.
"Murder! Murder!" The place was left in chaos.
In the SUV.
"Chief inspector, mission accomplished. I'm bringing the target to the east harbor right now!" Lin Yufei said excitedly.
"Great!" The chief inspector exclaimed. "I have arranged a ship for your extraction. You would board Master Poseidon's ship once you reach international waters!"
"Yes, sir! Master Poseidon and chief inspector are the almighty! One night, and everything was prepared. I'm in awe!" Lin Yufei smiled as she groveled over the chief inspector.
"Hehe… Thanks for supplying the information we needed just in time! Don't worry, your efforts would be greatly rewarded by Master Poseidon!" The chief inspector said, sprinkling a few praises in return.
Lin Yufei grinned wildly. She never realized that someone was staring at her like she was an idiot with Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes!