Chapter 320 The Erotic Monk? The Eminent Monk?
Chapter 320 The Erotic Monk? The Eminent Monk?
When Wuhua heard Faneng's voice, he immediately raised his head, his nose still bleeding. He was surprised and said, "Junior apprentice, Perfect timing! Lend me 600 yuan!"
His words made Faneng want to find a hole to crawl into. Faneng's face became purple and red. For a long time, he dawdled and refused to get closer.
Mei Niang saw Li Yundong and the others. She said with a happy face, "Hey, isn't this Boss Li? Why are you free today? Hey, you see this scene, it's really embarrassing. Wait a minute, I'll deal with the things here."
As she said this, she turned around and glared at Faneng, "He's your senior fellow apprentice, isn't he? Does it make you proud to be a monk? Don't you want to give the girl the money? Hurry up, give six hundred yuan! There are so many people here. If you don't feel ashamed, I will feel ashamed for you!"
While she was talking, a lot of people had gathered around on the side of the road. Many were pointing at the scene and secretly laughing. His face was as red as cinnabar and blood. He groped through his pockets and finally took out 500 yuan. He said in a low voice, "That's all."
Mei Niang grabbed the money and roughly counted it. Her always cold face immediately displayed a smile. "Since you have given me the money, it's easy to say. Although this amount is not correct, on account that you are all monks, I shall give you a discount."
After that, she turned around and giggled at Li Yundong, "Boss Li, I've been missing you for a long time. Why do you have time to come here today?"
Mei Niang glanced at Su Chan and Zhou Qin beside him and said coquettishly, "Why would you bring a friend when you come here to play? We don't have a place to entertain female guests here."
Zhou Qin's face changed when she heard that. She glared at Mei Niang, while Su Chan made a face at her. "You're so shameless! We're here to look for someone!"
Mei Nian said in surprise, "Looking for someone? Who are you looking for here? Those who've come here are either guests or hookers."
As she spoke, she glanced at Wuhua and rolled her eyes. "Could it be that he's the one you're looking for?"
By now, Wuhua had already picked himself up off the ground. His cassock was crumpled and dirty. He looked as awkward as could be.
For a moment, Li Yundong and others were embarassed and looked away. They didn't dare admit that they were looking for Wuhua.
Mei Niang's feelings were as clear as a mirror in her heart. She sneered and rolled her eyes at Zhou Qin and Su Chan, "You're still so arrogant even when looking for a guest who can't pay. Really... What the hell is going on here?"
As she spoke, she turned around and walked into the store.
Li Yundong felt anger in his heart. "What kind of world is it? How could a hooker be so arrogant? This country is really 'prosperous' with prostitute."
Waiting for the people around Wuhua to disperse a little, Faneng forcefully suppressed his embarrassment and said, "Senior fellow apprentice, what did you do?"
Wuhua patted the dust off his body and let out a long sigh. His originally messy and dirty face actually revealed a dignified look. "Alas, I saw a benefactress with a good foundation here. Originally, I wanted to enlighten her, so I went to talk with her. I didn't expect that I needed to pay for our two hours' talking. How can I have that much money as a monk? So I had to find others to beg alms from first, and then pay them. I didn't expect to be treated like this. Alas, the moral degeneration of the world is declining day by day, and public morality is not what is used to be!"
Only then did Li Yundong and the others understand what was going on. Su Chan was a simple-minded person. She looked at Wuhua with admiration and said, "Master, you're amazing. You can actually enlighten mortals who are beneath the dirt."
Zhou Qin said doubtfully, "Is it necessary to choose this place to enlighten mortals? Why would you want to be a whoremonger?"
With a serious look on his face, Wuhua said, "Buddha used to be a beggar. Why can't I be a whoremaster?"
Li Yundong was also a little confused. He thought, "Is this guy an erotic monk or an eminent monk? He was a great erotic monk just now, but after hearing his full of philosophical words, he seems to be an eminent monk."
Li Yundong thought for a moment, coughed drily, and said, "Master Wuhua, I have something to ask you. Do you have time?"
Only then did Wuhua turn his face and look at Li Yundong. He smiled slightly. "You're Zhenren Li, aren't you?"
Li Yundong asked, "How do you know my surname? Oh, Mei Niang said it before."
Wuhua shook his head and said, "No, I had a divination a few days ago. I knew you would come to find me, so I visited this area regularly since then."
Li Yundong was very surprised. "You guessed that I would come here? Then why didn't I see you last time?"
Wuhuar smiled slightly, "We couldn't meet each other until the right time."
Li Yundong saw that his words were full of deep meaning, and his doubts about him were reduced a little. However, he still had doubts in his heart. He asked, "Since you expected to see me here, why didn't you see yourself being thrown out in such a mess?"
Li Yundong's words were very rude, but Wuhua still looked calm. He put his palms together and said, "Amitabha, how can a doctor heal himself? My Metasamsara can help you, Zhenren Li, but it can't help me."
Li Yundong didn't have any more doubts when he saw that Wuhua knew that he was coming here. He said respectfully, "Graet master, you're indeed a master like Jidian. I'm the one who's overestimating myself."
Wuhua smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. Zhenren Li, please wait for a moment. I need a few words with the benefactress. My aim in coming here this time was mainly to enlighten her." As he spoke, he pointed to a pretty woman standing at the entrance of the International Entertainment World of Crystal Love.
Li Yundong looked at the direction he was pointing. He saw that the woman was quite beautiful and flirtatious, but looked sad. He thought to himself, "This master is really good at picking people to enlighten. He actually chose such a beautiful and sexy woman! It seems that he is also an erotic monk!"
But then, he couldn't help thinking, "Isn't it the same with me? Su Chan is extremely beautiful, as is Zhou Qin, not to mention Zi Yuan. What do others think of me? What qualifications do I have to criticize Wuhua?"
As he thought of this, Li Yundong suddenly felt relieved.
He saw Wuhua walking towards the woman and whispering to her. The woman kept wiping her face and looking at him with tears in her eyes. The two of them said goodbye to each other, as if they were reluctant to part with each other.
Li Yundong watched with a strange feeling in his heart. He thought to himself, "Does this Great master go to enlighten people or pick up girls?"
Su Chan, who was standing to the side, sighed with emotion in her heart. "This master is not afraid of rumors. He is really an eminent monk."
However, Zhou Qin couldn't help looking at Wuhua and the woman. She felt deep in her heart, "This monk is not honest and talks in a high-sounding way. He can hide it from Li Yundong, but he can't hide it from me."
After he finished speaking to the woman, Wuhua went to Li Yundong and put his palms together devoutly. "Zhenren Li, I've made you wait for a long time. Let's go."
Li Yundong thought for a moment and said, "Since I want to ask you for help, why don't you come to my place? I hope you don't mind."
Wuhua laughed and said, "Haha, I can go to this nightspot. Why wouldn't I go to the fox den?"
Hearing this, Li Yundong's doubt towards Wuhua dispelled a little more. He smiled and said, "Thank you." He glanced at Faneng standing to one side and said, "Master Faneng, do you want to go with us?"
Faneng thought to himself, "It's bad luck for me to accompany you to the nightspot to find my senior fellow apprentice. Why would I accompany you to a fox's den? Senior brother's cultivation is high while my cultivation is low. Do you think I'll be able to survive if I go to a place like that?"
Faneng shook his head like a rattle. He begged for mercy and said, "Please spare me, Zhenren Li. I have to go back quickly."
He didn't wait to say goodbye to his senior fellow apprentice. He kept his head down all the way and looked steadily forward. He was reciting the scriptures quietly and ran like a wolf, escaping from the red-light street.
Looking at his figure, Wuhua shook his head and sighed. "This is just a pink skeleton, a skeleton with pink. My Junior fellow apprentice still can't see through it."
Li Yundong said with admiration, "Great master, you're good at playing the mortal society and aren't bothered by them. I respect you."
The group of people stopped a taxi on the road and then headed for the Mount Tianlong. Before getting in the car, Zhou Qin noticed that Wuhua glanced back when he got on the car. Seeing his action, she secretly smiled and became more convinced of her own judgment.
After arriving at Fox Zen School on the Mount Tianlong, Li Yundong led Wuhua to the Taoist temple. The two little foxes, who were cleaning the hall in front of the temple, saw a bald monk following leader and looked curiously at Wuhua. They began to chatter and whisper to each other.
"Hey, why did the leader bring a bald monk back here?"
"I don't know, it's so strange."
"Is he going to do religious rites for the grandmaster?"
"I don't know, but you should say the former grandmaster. However, if he wants to do religious rites on the seventh day, it seems that a bunch of charlatans is a little bit lacking."
Li Yundong listened to the two little foxes whispering, and the word "bald" lingered in his ears. He looked at Wuhua with embarrassment, but he saw that Wuhua's expression was normal. He then began to respect Wuhua and sighed, "These little foxes really lack discipline."
He turned his head and glared at the two little foxes and shouted, "What are you talking about? Go about your own business!"
Li Yundong had already shown his authority in the back hill pavilion of the school. When he shouted, the two little foxes immediately shivered with fear. They looked at each other and ran to the other room. They closed the door, leaving only two pairs of curious and frightened eyes peering through the cracks.
When Wuhua saw this, he smiled and said, "How awe-inspiring you are, Zhenren Li."
Li Yundong laughed dryly and said, "My disciples are naughty. I'm sorry to make you laugh at them."
As they arrived at his residence, Li Yundong saw that Cao Yi, Liu Yuehong, Zhuang Yating and the others were also there, he smiled and greeted them. Li Yundong swept his gaze around and casually asked, "Why didn't Zhangsun Hong come?"
Cao Yi, Zhuang Yating, and Liu Yuehong looked at each other. Cao Yi quickly said, "Zhangsun shijie is cultivating in the backyard."
Li Yundong replied with a "oh" and didn't take it seriously. He just gave a rough explanation of the matter. Cao Yi and the others were surprised and happy. They spoke to Wuhua, "Master Wuhua doesn't mind our Fox Zen School's notorious reputation. Our Fox Zen School's people are all grateful to you. If you can help us find the whereabouts of little junior sister Wushuang, we will once again thank and reward you."
Li Yundong laughed and said, "You guys really know how to put in a good word. As the leader of this sect, I don't have anything else to say."
His words made everyone around him laugh.
Li Yundong smiled, turned around, and said to Wuhua, "Master, please use your destiny skill to help us find Yan Fang's whereabouts."
However, Wuhua turned around, looked at Cao Yi and the others, and said, "The law doesn't pass to six sense doors!"
One person had two ears, two people had four ears, three people had six ears. The meaning of Wuhua's words was very obvious. Cao Yi and others immediately came to their senses and said to Li Yundong, "Leader, we will leave."
After Cao Yi and the others left, Wuhua still stared at Zhou Qin and Su Chan, refusing to speak.
Zhou Qin had no choice but to say to Li Yundong, "Master, I have something to do first."
Su Chan was the only one who didn't want to leave because of her close relationship with Li Yundong and this was about her master's whereabouts. However, when Wuhua saw that she didn't want to leave, he didn't want to speak either. He just put his palms together, murmuring scriptures quietly.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Su Chan reached out and pulled Li Yundong's sleeve, looking at him pitifully.
Seeing her like this, Li Yundong couldn't help but intercede for her. "Great master Wuhua, Su Chan is my girlfriend, and Ao Wushuang, who was caught by Yan Fang, is her master. She's not an outsider, so you don't have to ignore her, do you?"
Wuhua didn't look at him and repeated, "The law doesn't pass on to six sense doors!"
Wuhua's attitude was firm. It seemed that it could only be talked about by two people and not three. It is up to him to decide which two!
He couldn't help saying to Su Chan with a wry smile, "Should I leave for a while?"
No matter how childish Su Chan was, she knew that Li Yundong had no reason to avoid the matter at hand. She said unhappily, "Then, then I'll just go."
She looked at Li Yundong with eager eyes and then looked at the Wuhua. She walked to the door and said pitifully, "Then I'll go."
Li Yundong smiled and said, "It's not like we're going through a life-and-death separation. Why are you making it so dramatic?"
Su Chan replied with an "oh" and turned to leave.
Li Yundong turned around and said to Wuhua, "Great master, there are only four ears left. Can you tell me now?"
However, Wuhua smiled and looked up at the door. He said loudly, "Come out, no need to hide. Can this simple invisibility spell fool my Dharma Eyes?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Chan's figure appeared at the door. She made a face at Wuhua and said, "Great master, you're really awesome. I'm convinced. I'll leave now." With that, she stuck her tongue out at Li Yundong and then ran away.
Li Yundong looked at her and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He thought to himself, "That little girl is getting naughtier and naughtier!"
He coughed drily and said to Wuhua, "Can you tell me now?"