Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories

It was normal for him to lie without his heart racing or his face blushing.

“Really? You are not lying to me? You must be lying to me because I’m blind. You didn’t even cut your hair.”

“I cut my hair. This is a wig.”

“Then swear that you didn’t lie to me.”

“I swear. I did not lie to you.”

“The swear is too simple. You didn’t even make a bet..”

Damn, he indeed is a habitual liar. 

A big liar, a habitual liar. Look, he didn’t even blink when he lied. It was so smooth, and he didn’t even pause. Horrifying. A scary fox. 

“How do you want me to swear?”

“Say that if you lied to me, you will never find a wife.”

“…” Ye Tingyun was speechless.

Wasn’t this too vicious? To never find a wife?

If I can’t find a wife, do I have to marry you? What evil deed did I commit for you to punish me like that?

“You don’t dare to do it. You are indeed lying to me.”

Ye Chu kept a stern face while laughing hysterically inside. Who told you to lie to me? You can’t lie any further right, big liar? 

“Okay. If I lie to you, I will never find a wife. I can only marry you. I’m taking the short end of the stick.”

“What?” Ye Chu kicked him. “Aren’t you my big brother? Do you have such a weird taste? Aren’t you being too immoral? What kind of brother would say that to his sister?”

Wei Ling slapped the table as he laughed. “Hahahahaha… Oh gosh, I can’t do this anymore. I’m laughing so hard that I can’t even eat properly.”

Ye Tingyun also forgot that he was Ye Chu’s brother. If Ye Chu did not remind him, he would indeed have forgotten it. His expression seemed a little weird. “Okay, okay. I was just teasing you earlier.”

Ye Chu humphed coldly. Ye Tingyun cut a piece of meat and fed it to her. Ye Chu became angry. “I’m not eating.”

“Okay, tell me later when you are hungry.”

He fed Ye Chu in a very careful manner, feeding her for almost half an hour. He ate some stuff casually and was done within three minutes. He bought two pieces of cake and a bottle of milk before shopping with Ye Chu again.

As expected, Ye Chu became hungry within an hour. Even though she had been sitting in his embrace for the entire time, she still became hungry.

Ye Tingyun gave the milk and cake to her.

The sun in the afternoon was very vicious. Ye Tingyun pulled Ye Chu to a side, took out some sunscreen, and carefully applied it to her face, arms, and legs carefully.

Wei Ling said, “Second Master, I’m not sure if I should say this. You really look like you are raising a daughter. You are even applying sunscreen for her. This hurts my eyes. If the future Second Madam sees this, wouldn’t she be so angry that she’d cough up blood?”

This little sister was the biggest love rival.

“Didn’t I tell you to stop speaking for the entire day?”

“Okay, I’m wrong.”

Wei Ling thought, Even if I do not speak, don’t you know what you are doing? Isn’t this raising a daughter? You aren’t even so careful with yourself, but you became so careful when raising this little princess. 

Are you going to help her put on a face mask at night? 

“Girls are very vain, Wei Ling. Go and buy a box of masks. I’ll help Ye Chu put on a mask at night and take care of her skin. I’m afraid that she’d be sunburned.”

Wei Ling cursed in his heart.

He guessed it.

Despite being so old, Ye Chu did not know what a mask was. “What’s a mask?”

It sounded like something good.

“It’s something that can make you look better,” explained Ye Tingyun, pinching her cheeks. It was expected that her skin would be quite dark after all those years at sea, but she was still very pale. Her skin was not rough, nor were there pores. Indeed, it was good to be young. Her face was full of collagen.