Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories

Mu Yuan kicked him and chided him in great anger. “When I bring you to the normal world, I’m not asking you to learn all this nonsensical crap! So you think you’re amazing now, huh? You’re so polluted. Come and fight me! Don’t think that I won’t beat you up just because you are getting married tomorrow!”

Jack was speechless.

Mu Yuan said, “Let go of me. Ah Ling, you should give us some good suggestions. Another person’s lover said that my military license is bought online for ten yuan. It’s time you reflect on this. I get mocked outside for this important document. You should do something about its quality and make it look more official.”

“How is that my problem?” Ye Ling replied coldly.

“Just you wait!”

I will make you drunk tomorrow!

Jack pulled him by the collar all the way to the corner. “Ye Ling’s getting married, not you. Why are you behaving like you have been injected with chicken blood?”

“Amazing, huh? You even know about chicken blood.” Mu Yuan was shocked. Has he blended in so well?

“Didn’t you hate how I didn’t understand popular terms on the internet and was derailed in the world? I learned it deliberately.” For example, when Mu Yuan was trying to woo him, he learned a little joke in English. It was a joke that foreigners do not understand. In the end, the joke led to many dramatic and comedic comments that made them overjoyed.

“You speak as if you really understood them just by reading them.” Mu Yuan rolled his eyes and tsked. He said calmly, “Are you leaving after the wedding?”

Jack nodded. “There is a joint project on counter-terrorism in an attempt to clean up the remaining pirates in the Somali waters. The military on your side has been invited as well. You are a naval commander, so you should participate, right?”

“Might not be on me.”

Jack said, “This task on the front lines is similar to preparing to die, so no one will be willing to take it on. Aren’t you able to take on any mission as long as someone speaks up in your system?”

Mu Yuan rolled his eyes. You speak as if people there don’t rely on connections and achieve things by other methods. 

They were both charming Majors. Was it even possible that they could not form some links?

“Right, I have such strong connections. Surely such a life-threatening mission like that would not be summoned to me.”

Jack said, “Then fight for it.”

“Am I crazy? I cherish life, and I fear death.”

“I’ll let you in on a secret. There’s good stuff.”

Mu Yuan’s ears turned red. Damn, he almost forgot these two words “Good stuff”.

“Are you crazy? Why do you keep mentioning it?”

“No…” Jack laughed. “It’s really good stuff.”

He was not very good at Mandarin Chinese a few years ago. But for all good and fortunate things, he would have to coax Mu Yuan to replace them with good things. Eventually, it became a habit.

Mu Yuan looked at him expressionlessly.

They could just speak seriously. There was no need to make things sound dirty.

“What goes on in your mind all day?”

Mu Yuan’s face tensed up. “Nothing!”

Jack laughed and flirted with him by his ear softly. “If you want to see my good stuff, I will show it to you at night. You can touch it any way you want and look at it in any way at all. I won’t mind.”

“Get lost!!!” Mu Yuan’s ears were burning hot. He punched him away. “If you don’t stop being so shameless, I will break your good stuff.”

“…” Jack held in his laughter painfully.

Ye Tingyun looked at Jack and thought of what Ye Ling had said. Recently, their company developed two sets of precision machine tools, which were the most advanced ones in the world. They were to be used by the military. However, due to research and development, it would be very troublesome for them to ship it back to China. Even if they use their shipping channels, the customs would check it as well if Jack already knew.