Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories

Ye Chu locked herself up angrily. Without the python, she had less entertainment. Ye Tingyun changed into home clothes and rolled up his sleeves as he started to clean up this messy house.

He had personally designed it. It was perfect and was said to be the world’s first-class home. Now, it was reduced to this state. He had crumbled down in his heart. It was mainly his obsession with cleanliness. He had a little obsessive-compulsive disorder, so he just had to place the things that Ye Chu messed up properly.

But he had changed the sofa. Ye Chu would ruin it in just a few days and thereafter change it to rubbish that was not his.

Ye Tingyun looked at the colorful wall.

Am I sick?

This had completely messed his life and rhythm up.

If only there was no Ye Chu!

The bone china in his kitchen was practically broken by Ye Chu. She had actually changed them to a set of non-stainless steel items.

Ye Chu took out the cell phone furiously and scrolled to little Second Brother’s name card.

Little Apple: Little Second Brother, the bad idea of yours is not useful at all. 

When she asked little Second Brother the last time how to let a man hate her, little Second Brother gave her a bad idea. Whatever that man liked, she would go the other way. Not only did she go the other way, she still wanted to go into darkness all the way. It was also little Second Brother who recommended her to use things to scare Ye Tingyun. She had looked for a python herself.

Ye Tingyun liked cleanliness and tidiness. He had obsessive-compulsive disorder and was obsessed with cleanliness.

She knew it after being together for two days.

No matter how she looked at this cold and calm style of the luxurious house, it was beautiful, and she liked it so much. But what was the point of liking it? She wanted to make it into something she herself did not like. Hence, she went around to find oil paint and made the pretty luxurious house become colorful. It was a place that was not artistic.

She even placed little toys that would give off a stench in the kitchen.

She thought that by creating a din like this, Ye Tingyun would let her go. Who knew that Ye Tingyun actually persisted? Ye Chu was so furious. Little Second Brother was a fool. The ideas that he gave were not reliable.

Little Second Brother: You followed my directions and did everything?

Little Apple: Of course I did everything as you told me. I did whatever that he didn’t like. For the actions that he liked, I just did not do it. He is obsessed with cleanliness. Hence, I made the house messy!!

Little Second Brother: ……

Little Apple: What do you mean?

Little Second Brother: A person who is obsessed with cleanliness cannot tolerate his or her house being dirty and messy the most. This is the pain of cutting one’s body. 

Ye Tingyun had already thought numerous times to throw Ye Chu out of the house. He had really thought of it numerous times. This house had become a place that he could not stay in. He felt thoroughly miserable. Fortunately, his bedroom had become a heavenly paradise.

When he was not around, the bedroom’s fingerprint lock could not be opened. It was only when he was around that the bedroom would be opened. He also did not set up any defenses at night when he slept. It was as if he was waiting for Ye Chu to kill him.

Ye Chu really tried quite a number of times, and she had failed. Thereafter, she gave up.

Little Apple: It’s useless, useless. He tolerated it. 

Little Second Brother: Then he is a fake cleanliness freak. 

Little Apple: He is really a cleanliness freak! He cannot stand a little messiness and will go and clean up himself every time. I have made it messy every time, and he still can put up with it. 

Little Second Brother: Let me tell you. Cleanliness freaks definitely cannot tolerate dirtiness and messiness unless he loves you. And he loves you very deeply.

Little Apple: This joke of yours is at a universal level. We are enemies!

Little Second Brother: There’s a phrase called ‘love-hate relationship’.

Little Apple: Get lost!

Little Second Brother: I’m also physically and mentally exhausted. I am a big CEO who deals with a host of problems every day. Why must I squat here and scrub the floor?

Little Apple: Who made you scrub the floor? Could it be that besides your girlfriend, who will let you scrub the floor, you don’t care about the others? You are a douchebag. You still say that you are not enamored with new people and are bored with the old. You have fallen in love with someone else. 

Little Second Brother: I’m wronged!