Perfect Secret Love: The Bad New Wife is a Little Sweet

The girl stared at Big Dipper and suddenly shot up and pinched Big Dipper by his ear using her right hand. “Don’t run. I’m an idiotic woman, no? What are you scared of?”

“Blah, idiotic woman, there’s two of us and only one of you! However, as they say, a good man doesn’t fight a woman, so I’m telling you—hurry and leave! Both of us are vicious criminals! There’s no difference between us and monsters, so I’m telling you, hurry and flee! Otherwise, don’t blame us for bullying a woman! My clean knife will come out red!” Big Dipper threatened while wailing.

“What an intimidating threat,” the girl said with a grin.

“Good! As long as you know to be scared. I won’t say it again. Hurry and flee or else I will attack!” Big Dipper shouted.

“What are you waiting for?” the teenager asked cheerily.

“Seven Star, leave first. My attacks are vicious, so I’m afraid of scaring you!” Big Dipper said to the other boy.

Seven Star: “…”

“Idiotic woman, release me if you have the nerve! I’ll show you how fearsome I am!”

Big Dipper tried to kick the girl but made contact with the air.

“Alright, as you wish.”

The girl released Big Dipper’s ears and took a step back.

Big Dipper rubbed his ear and looked at the shy youth. “Seven Star, you saw it, right? I told her to release me, and she had to release me! In my domain, who doesn’t show me respect?”

Seven Star: “…”

“Little brother, you’re quite interesting.” The girl chuckled lightly.

“Blah! Who’s your little brother? Call me Lord Big!” Big Dipper harshly rebuked.

Then Big Dipper screamed and dashed toward the girl, his body turning and sending a kick into the air.

The girl stood unmoving in her spot, and Big Dipper didn’t perform this kick well. One careless move later, he didn’t kick his intended target and fell onto the ground himself.

“Heh, this move seems quite difficult,” the girl remarked.

“I’ll spit in your face! I, Lord Big, am just softhearted and think you’re pretty good-looking, so I was being kind to a girl and was afraid of killing you…” Big Dipper scoffed.

Before the girl could respond, Big Dipper sighed and added, “Forget it, forget it. Seeing how young and pretty you are, I’ll spare you today. Don’t make me see you again from now on… I’ll give you a beating every time I see you. Don’t think I’m joking with you!”

Big Dipper sprinted to the front of the shy youth. “Seven Star, give me some face today and let this idiotic woman off easy. Let’s go.”

The shy youth: “Um… alright then…”

“Ah, don’t leave. Let’s chat some more.”

The girl chuckled and took a step forward, blocking the two boys.

“Fine fine fine…” Big Dipper stared at her. “Idiotic woman, it’s you who forced me! In truth, you’re old and ugly! You ugly freak!”

Big Dipper coldly continued, “Since it’s like this, I’ll show you my true strength!”

“I’m waiting.” The girl smiled aloofly.

A second later, Big Dipper headed toward the girl with a dark expression and snorted.

“Are you ready, idiotic woman?”

“The flowers are wilting from the wait,” the girl replied.

The next second, Big Dipper dropped down onto his knees with a *plop* and prayed with his hands above him. “Ahahaha… Sister, beautiful elder sister, I was wrong… Please pardon this humble fool for my mistake! Spare me…”