Chapter 509 Side - Happy Anniversary
Shiro: Yo~ to think it had actually been a year. You holding out fine? We haven't talked in this realm for quite a while now huh?
Reili: Yeah, I'm doing pretty good. You're not going to harm me for that now, are you?
Shiro: I'll let you off this time since it's a pretty special occasion. One year huh? It's quite a long time.
Reili: Indeed. I never expected it to last this long.
Shiro: I see, I see. So explain to me, why is it that despite a year passing in real life, why the f*ck am I not a year old yet in my world?
Reili: . . . I thought you were going to be kind today.
Shiro: I said I was going to let you off due to the lack of mini chaps but I never mentioned anything about letting you off for everything else. Plus, now that I think about it, you're also partially responsible for Nan Tian's actions now aren't you?
*COUGH!
ReilI: No I'm not. I promise.
Nan Tian: To be fair, I am trying to woo you.
Shiro: Shut up and go back to the corner. I got a bone to pick with Reili not you. I'll be dealing with your ass after I dealt with this idiot author first.
Nan Tian: Yes empress. I'll be in the corner now empress.
Reili: Oiiiii!!!! Bastard Tian, get back here!
Nan Tian: Sorry, my empress is my everything. You know this. Now if you don't mind me, I got a corner to go to. It's surprisingly interesting now that I think about it.
Shiro: Reili, you can't run anymore. It's the anniversary so you can't end this so soon.
Reili: Er… er… LOOK! It's your spirits!
Nimue: Where in the flying f*ck am I???
Iziuel: . . . I had no clue. Where's Attie.
Attie: . . .
Shiro: Nimue, take Iziuel in the corner with Attie and cover his eyes and ears. I don't want him to see what I'm about to do to this idiot author of ours.
Reili: Er… think about the children. R18 is ba-
Shiro: Don't give me that sh*t. I'm pretty sure our readers are excited for this. You've been enjoying throwing quite a few cliffs here and there huh? Now that I think about it, you even f*cking killed my big sister you c*nt!
Reili: She's not dead completely!
Shiro: I wanted her by my side you moron!
Reili: Take her back then!
Kuromi: . . . You know, despite being slightly different, me and lil sis are basically the same person right? She gets your ass and I'll help you bid goodbye to any future generations of you that COULD have been a reality.
Reili: F*ck!
Shiro: If you dare take her away, I will end you right here and now.
*GULP!
Reili: Fine…
Kuromi: Fufufu~ At least you're smart. Anyways, where's little Attie. I need to go ara ara him up.
Shiro: The f*ck does that mean?
Kuromi: Basically… I'm going to pamper the sh*t outta him. See ya~
Shiro: Finally, it's you and me now. Or are you going to throw more people at me? It's gonna get quite cramped in here you know?
Reili: Pft, I can expand you know? Oh, would you look at that. We've got some visitors.
Madison: Ok, I know I've been here more than once but please tell me why the f*ck is there so many people huddled up in the corner while a black haired Shiro is going... ara ara?
Lyrica: I think it's his doing.
Madison: Oh, it's the stupid author again. Shiro have you got this in the bag?
Shiro: Yup.
Madison: Cool. I'll go talk to the other Shiro for a bit. Don't hurt him too bad. Otherwise, he might stop writing.
Shiro: Don't worry, if he stops, I'll poke his ass. If he stops for two days, I'll poke his ass four times. Three days equal to six pokes and so on.
Reili: Oi, I think I'll be dead by day 2.
Shiro: You'll be fine. Did you know, you can fit a racoon up your ass? I'm sure an ice spike or two is fine for a few days.
Reili: WHY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
Shiro: The better question is why you searched that up.
Reili: REASONS! Here! Take more characters!
Silvia/Chen Yu: Huh? I thought we were in our room?
Shiro: Well the idiot author brought you here. Go hang out with your branch master before you have an existential crisis ok? You'll forget about this soon enough so just enjoy it while it lasts.
Chen Yu: Right… anyways, why is the branch master studying the corner?
Shiro: Reasons. Now go.
Reili: Take more!
Isaac: I-
Shiro: PISS OFF!
(Isaac leaves with a face of ecstasy.)
Reili: Yeah… Imma just move him out of my sacred domain.
Shiro: Good choice. But if you're going to throw characters in here, where are my precious daughters?
Reili: Right. Here, take them.
Yin: I… Ok there are way too many people in that corner what the f*ck. How is this even possible.
Lisandra: . . .
Shiro: Don't question it darling, just go hang out with your sister while I deal with the author.
Yin: Right… whatever. Let's go Lisa.
Lisandra: Sure.
Shiro: I think we're only missing Aarim now.
Reili: I'm not bringing her in here. I'm pretty sure she'll try to disembowel me to find out more.
Shiro: So you're not doing it? Fine. Estrella!
Estrella: You called?
Reili: £&^£&^%$!!! HOW!?!?!
Shiro: Can you bring a few people in here with you. Aarim and Helion. They look like this.
Estrella: As you command.
Reili: How is this even possible.
Shiro: You're the one who gave her power over realms you know?
Reili: Yeah I know, but there's a limi-
Estrella: I've brought them for you.
Aarim: Oh my, what is this place.
Helion: MAH ARMOUR!!! I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH FORGING!!!!
Estrella: I apologise, my empress told me to bring you so I did.
Aarim: Oh hey Sh- How the fck is there so many people in that corner… One… two… three.. oh my f*cking god there are 11 people in that single corner.
Helion: MAH ARMOUR!
Shiro: It's a strange realm. Nan Tian should be able to give you a run down of the situation in the corner so just ask him. As for you Helion, Reili here will compensate you with some decent armour when you get back so don't worry about it.
Helion: Fair enough.
Aarim: Welp, I guess there are now 13 people in that corner. Honestly, how is the rest of this room spacious while there are 13 people in the corner.
Shiro: Think of it as a badly drawn cube I suppose.
Aarim: *shrugs*
Shiro: Let's see… who else…
Reili: Please, my realm can only fit so many people ok?
Shiro: Fine fine. I'll only bring three more people. First two are Keiko and Keomi.
Estrella: Done.
Keiko: Huh? Wasn't I doing some scouting?
Keomi: I thought I was punching a sandbag? Why are we here?
Shiro: Nan Tian will tell you about the situation. Just ask him over in that corner.
Aarim in the distance: That's 15 people in this one corner now~ What the f*ck is even going on right now!?
Shiro: You'll know soon!!! Anyways, the final person is Kanae. I haven't seen her in a long long time. Volume 3 is when we parted ways I believe.
Estrella: Done.
Kanae: Where- SHIRO NEE!!! IT'S BEEN SO LONG (╥_╥)
Shiro: There there. Blame this idiot over here. I'll make sure we can reunite soon ok?
Kanae: Mn, I believe you.
Reili: If you don't mind me saying, there are a sh*t tonne of people here.
Shiro: Eh? But there are still quite a few people I want to bring in you know? Raoul(Bed Kid), Jonas (Silvia's Friend), Liam (Aarim's Brother), Natash (Fellow Elder In Winter's Grace), Lefyr (Lyrica's Brother) and Cyril (Lyrica's Sister) just to name a few. There are still quite a few after this too.
Reili: Oh my god that's way too ma-
Estrella: I've brought them.
Reili: $^&%%$!!!!
Shiro: Go to the strange corner full of people to get a run down on the situation~
Reili: I thought this was supposed to be an anniversary. What is even going on anymore.
Shiro: Oh just trust me ok? Everyone ready?
Everyone (Apart from Reili): Yeah!
Shiro: 3! 2! 1!
Everyone (Apart from Reili): HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! Thank you for the support that you have shown us in the past year!!!
Reili: Brings a tear to my eyes. *Sniff*
Shiro: Oi, you're the main host. Say a line or two ok?
Reili: Right. As they said, thank you for your support in the past year. I know I've taken a few breaks here and there but you guys (And gals) have shown so much support and it's kept me going. Please continue to support me in this next year as I continue to write this story!
Shiro: Good. Now that's out of the way, why don't you come quietly and spread 'em?
Reili: . . . .
END!