Chapter 93 - Three Days of Stinky Farts
Chapter 93: Three Days of Stinky Farts
“Mother, steam two more eggs tonight. My wife loves them. I’ll go buy a few catties of meat. Let’s have a good meal tonight.” Jiang Da was overjoyed, but he did not see Yang Fen’s face darken instantly.
“All you do is eat. What’s there to eat? All females can give birth. Your wife is just pregnant. Do you want to beat gongs and drums to celebrate?” Yang Fen walked away after saying this. She had so many sons, and she would have plenty of grandchildren to carry in the future. Jiang Si was going to the state to take the examination. When he passed the examination, he would marry a gentle and virtuous lady from a big family and give birth to a few more children to help the Jiang family to continue their lineage. Therefore, Yang Fen did not care about the child in Zheng Rong’s stomach at all. She was full of joy as she waited for the most promising Jiang Si to take her to enjoy life. She did not know that she would not have grandchildren to carry in the future. As for a gentle and virtuous wife… The wife might beat her up until she ran all over the courtyard. Not everyone was as easy to bully as Zhao Yingying.
Jiang Da and Zheng Rong’s ecstatic mood instantly cooled down. They did not expect Yang Fen to react like this.
“Big brother, this basket of eggs is for my nephew in my sister-in-law’s stomach.” Jiang Xi dragged out a big basket of eggs. The eggs, duck eggs, and goose eggs were piled so high that they were almost popping out. Yang Fen wanted to go to Jiang Xi’s room to get something several times, but she was almost squashed to death by the wild boars. These eggs were laid by the chickens, ducks, and geese from the Jiang family’s old residence. After eating at the Jiang family’s old residence, those chickens, ducks, and geese came to Jiang Xi’s courtyard to lay eggs. Even if their legs were broken, they would still come with a limp.
Before Jiang Da could say anything, he saw Jiang Xi, with her hands behind her back, walking slowly on the snow to patrol the village. The wild boars stationed not far away even saluted her with their eyes.
“Can you stop these animals from following us? We’re from different races, so why do they keep looking at us like that?” The veins on Guan Yi’s forehead were bulging. A wild boar had actually sent him pig food last night!
“What do you want to do with our stomachs? Did you know that we were going to rob you, so you drugged us first? Now, my stomach is getting bigger and bigger, and someone is asking me when I’m going to give birth!” Guan Yi had followed Wu Tielong on the run for many years, but this was the first time he had encountered such a bizarre thing.
“As long as there is love in the heart, humans and animals can also be true love. ” Jiang Xi lectured him in a serious manner.
Guan Yi was furious. Just as he was about to say something, Wu Tielong waved his hand at him. He could only walk away in a flustered and exasperated manner. He went to chop down a tree. Then, the accumulated snow fell all over his head, almost burying him in the snow pile.
“You and Zhao Ruifeng are a perfect match, a match made in heaven. Zhao Ruifeng has really taken advantage of you.” The bandit leader, Wu Tielong, said to Jiang Xi indifferently. He looked quite dignified and domineering, but he had a big belly, which made him look a little strange.
“It’s no use trying to flatter me, the wild boar won’t leave.” Jiang Xi gave Wu Tielong a sidelong glance.
“If you have any requests, just tell me. I’m afraid only that idiot, Zhao Ruifeng, will think of you as an innocent and pure little girl.” Wu Tielong shook his head. In the past two days, he had come to understand Jiang Xi’s personality. This person had very bad taste. If Zhao Ruifeng married her and brought her back to Jing City, the Zhao family would be in deep trouble.
Jiang Xi looked at Wu Tielong. Although this man’s face was disfigured, his aura could not be ignored. It was as bright as a big light bulb in the dark night! It was undeniable that this person would have great opportunities in the future and would definitely be a great figure in the future.
“Follow me for three years. After three years, I will return your freedom.” Jiang Xi looked at Wu Tielong with a smile. She was not interested in sucking up to him. She liked to take in big bosses as her underlings.
Wu Tielong agreed without a second word! He did not have the capital to refuse now that he was living under someone else’s roof. He also did not want to be pregnant anymore!
In the next three days, Jiang Xi suddenly disappeared. She took the wild boar in her family and hid in the mountains for three days. When she came out, the whole village looked at her with unfriendly eyes, as if they wanted to eat her!
“Jiang Xi, you’re so mean. If I had known that the pregnant men in the village would fart for three days, I would have followed you into the mountains to hide.” As soon as Jiang Xi entered the house, Jiang Shan immediately started to complain.
“The wild boars in the village have also left.” Jiang Shan frowned in disgust. Those wild boars had even rolled and crawled back into the mountain at that time. It was said that when the wild boars ran, their faces were filled with disgust.
Zhao Yingying’s face was pale and she leaned against the door weakly. She looked at Jiang Xi with a sad expression. What a fake sister relationship! Jiang Xi did not even bring her along! Was Jian Xi still her sister-in-law?!