My Master Disconnected Yet Again

“Mi Le was severely injured then! There were a ton of things hunting him behind his ass.” Shen Jing seemed to be reminded of the damn past and looked like she wanted to return to Chaos to give a certain person another beating. “After realizing that I was qualified to become a monitor, he stayed behind, wanting to train me to help him regain his territory. Thought there wasn’t any use!”

“…” Um, you were still praising him for being strong earlier, what’s with the putting down now?

“Hmph! If it wasn’t on the account that he could help me train Little Ying, how could I have allowed him to stay!” In the end, he even f*cking ruined the upbringing, what hell training plan, none of it worked!

She turned to look at Shen Ying, her eyes filled with sorrow at once, back then her Little Ying was so adorable. But now… this must be Mi Le’s fault, absolutely!

Shen Ying felt some goosebumps raise from her gaze and uncomfortably shifted to the side, almost habitually shouting out loud, I was wrong!

“Sigh!” She sighed deeply and shifted her gaze away in disappointment. “No matter what, you did not trigger the test, so I don’t think you’re a monitor. But your strength is indeed odd.”

“Sister Jing, didn’t you say that everyone’s test was different?” Lonemoon could not help but ask, “Perhaps Shen Ying’s test isn’t in Void Land, even if she didn’t trigger the test, we can’t deem it that she isn’t one right? And did you mention that her existence was beyond that of a manager?”

“Monitors indeed surpass managers, but their strengths are also limited.” Shen Jing said slowly, making each word clear, “Who do think I used as a basis of comparison when I tested her data back then?”

His eyes widened abruptly, could it be…

“Of course it was me!” Shen Jing said, looking like it was only natural and right. “I said that she’s not a monitor, not because she’s not qualified enough but because her data cannot be estimated even by a monitor. So it’s absolutely impossible for her to be a monitor!”

“Then… what is she?” Lonemoon was stunned.

Shen Jing turned her head, in moments, all the gazes were locked onto a certain person who’d already started nibbling on her pastry. “About that… I would like to know too.”

Shen Ying: “…”

She was just eating a piece of green bean cake, was there a need to stare at her like this?

She only felt goosebumps rise all over, then she silently stuffed the cake into the hand of the spirit seed beside her, pretending like she’d never eaten it.

The child faltered, staring dazedly at the cake in his hands, then instantly gave her a bright smile.

“Alright, I’ve got to go.” Shen Jing stood up, glanced at Shen Ying then reached out to poke her head. “Can you be a bit more promising in the future, come to me directly if there’s anything, did you have to go find Mi Le that sissy?” She was already an odd child, what was to become of her if she continues growing wary.

“…” Sure, blame it all on me!

She continued to nag more before turning around, preparing to open the plane gate.

“Take care Sister Jing.” Lonemoon involuntarily sighed in relief, about to rejoice that the demon king was finally leaving. They’d dodged another bullet, in any case they did not…

“Senior, please hold on!” But Chef suddenly spoke out.

Lonemoon’s breath wasn’t even completely exhaled and he almost tripped over his own food. “Chef what are you doing?” Was he seeking his doom! It is easier to call up a devil than to allay it, do you know?

Yet Chef ignored him and took a step forward, cupped his fists and said loudly, in all seriousness, “Senior… No, Sister Jing! I am Yi Qing, the disciple of Master Senior. Although I don’t have much, it is fortunate that I am skilled in cooking, that could ensure that she does not have to worry about food or clothing. I have liked Master for a long time, the world is bustling and magnificent but she has always been the only one in my heart. In this life, I am only willing to hold her hand and grow old with her…” As he spoke, he kneeled down and said even more solemn in a loud voice, “I would like to make Shen Ying my wife, I ask for sister’s blessing!”

Lonemoon: “…”

Shen Ying: “…”

Damn it, asking for her hand at this time, doesn’t it not seem like the best time! Was he asking for a beating? Asking for a beating?

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Lonemoon silently lit a candle for Chef and the divine realm, that was about to receive its third violent demolition!

Sure enough in the next second, Shen Jing’s face fell with a flash, a faint icy cold aura surrounded her as she reached out and lifted the person before her. “What did you just say? Repeat yourself, which leg do you want broken?”

Heh… just with your pathetic manner (even a scapegoat monster has more fans than you), you still dream of marrying my sister?!

Yet Chef ignored her cold aura and still spoke word by word, “I am true to Master, I ask that sister gives us your blessing!”

“Very well…” Shen Jing inhaled deeply and turned around, opening the door to Chaos with a draw of her hand. “Then let’s break all three legs!” With that said, she turned back and was about to drag him in.

“Sister!” Shen Ying panicked and was about to grab onto him.

Instead a small figure leapt out from the side, the spirit seed who’d been obediently following beside them suddenly tugged Shen Jing’s sleeves and said, “Sister, don’t bully my second brother! Why don’t I give you some pastry?” With that, he broke the cake that he had taken from Shen Ying earlier into half and handed a piece over. “Mummy gave it to me!”

What?

Shen Jing faltered and subconsciously took it.

But the child turned and ran back to Lonemoon, then handed the remaining half to him. “Daddy eat cake, Mummy gave it!” He smiled joyfully after and pointed in Shen Ying’s direction.

Shen Jing: “…”

Hold on, what did the child call them?!

Mummy? Daddy?

Shen Jing glanced at the child, then looked at Shen Ying and Lonemoon. She really saw between the child and the two of them, a faintly discernible relation.

Could it be that this child was really her… nephew?!!!

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Then this fellow called Yi Qing was…

Didn’t Little Ying say he was her boyfriend the previous time?!

She turned her back and looked at the person she was holding, dozens of 8 PM soap operas with absurd plots flashed through her mind, as quickly as lightning. She suddenly felt that the person in her hand was radiating green light through his white robes ¹ , she instantly felt the weight in her hands become heavier.

Seeing her keep silent for a long time, Yi Qing begged again, “I ask that Sister gives…”

“Say no more!” Shen Jing suddenly cut off his words, her hand loosening. “I’m giving consent to the two of you!”

“I am true… ah? Ah!” Yi Qing was dazed, did he hear things just now?

“I understand, you are a good child!” As she spoke, she patted his shoulder.

Yi Qing who was accepted out of the blue: “…”

What did that mean? Was she not beating him up anymore?

Yet she turned her head and gave Shen Ying a complicated expression. “I’ll settle scores with you later!” After giving Shen Ying a glare, an icy cold aura emanated from her body in the second, the glare then fell onto Lonemoon standing right at the back like the autumn wind sweeping away the fallen leaves.

Lonemoon fell his entire body go cold and heard Shen Jing spit out the next words.

“As for you…” She suddenly closed her palms, in the next moment, Lonemoon flew towards her, his neck landing in her grip. “Tell me, you jerk, how do you want to die?!”

Lonemoon: “…”

Huh?

Huh!!!!

Damn it! What does this mean! Why did the person suddenly change? What has it got to do with me? Hello?!

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