My Master Disconnected Yet Again

“Quick, quick, quick, the Shadow Preserving Stone, the Shadow Preserving Stone!” Shen Ying nudged Yi Qing.

It was then that Yi Qing retrieved two stones covered in arrays. He pondered for a moment before setting up an isolation array around the two of them. Then, he leaned into the window like his master to look into the house.

Father Niu was still seated on the bed, motionless. The smile had not relaxed one bit on his face. Suddenly, someone pushed open the door and stepped in. It was Tao Chu. She still had her red robes on. Lazily, she dragged her feet to the bed. Lonemoon finally moved. He got to his feet and took hold of Tao Chu’s hand before leading her back to the bed.

“Hubby.” Tao Chu leaned her forehead into Lonemoon’s, then hugged him.

“Little Chu.” Lonemoon looked deeply and affectionately into her eyes. “We’re finally man and wife.”

Tao Chu blushed. she leaned in even closer and said seductively, “Am I the only one in your heart?”

“Of course,” Lonemoon answered.

“Do you really love me?” Tao Chu confirmed.

“Yes.”

“I don’t believe you!” She suddenly stiffened and looked at him with a mixed expression on her face. A moment later, she said seriously, “Hubby, I want to hear your true thoughts.” She dusted his sleeves, as if retracting something.

The next moment, Lonemoon’s eyes seemed to clear up. He was no longer transfixed on Tao Chu. He blinked several times and stiffened. All the affection and love from before was completely gone. Instead, he rebounded backward and spat aggressively, “You’re crazy!”

“Hubby, I genuinely want to spend the rest of this life with you,” Tao Chu said pitifully. “As long as you agree to stay, I won’t treat you like this anymore, alright?” Once she finished, she leaned in toward him.

“What are you trying to do?” Lonemoon’s face drained of colour. He tried to jump out of her way. “Get away from me!”

Tao Chu grabbed him and pressed him down onto the bed. She reached for his belt and tried to undo it.

Whoa, this is exciting! He was baited!

Shen Ying, who was leaning against the window, suddenly widened her eyes and pointed inside. “Chef, quick-”

“Yes, Master!” Before she could finish speaking, Chef burst through the door with a loud crash.

It was then that Shen Ying finished her sentence. “Quick… record this.”

But Chef was already pulling Tao Chu off of Lonemoon. He threw her outside the room without mercy.

“Holy shit, Chef, you’re finally freaking here!” Lonemoon jumped off the bed and exclaimed angrily.

“What happened to you?” Chef looked at him and realised that there was a layer of dangerous aura around him which was restricting the immortal Qi in his body.

“I don’t know what that pervert gave to me to eat either!” Lonemoon shouted. “I can’t use any technique to undo it.”

There was no time for Chef to study the aura. Tao Chu was already getting to her feet, with streaks of tears running down her cheeks. She turned and said in a male voice, “Hubby… how could you treat me this way?”

Wait! That was a male voice!

Yi Qing paused and took a closer look at the person who had just gotten up off the floor. Her form was changing before their eyes. Her arms expanded and she became taller. On her face, something was appearing… A beard!

This was a man!

Chef and Shen Ying, who had walked in at some point, both turned to look at Lonemoon, exclaiming at the same time, “Uh-oh…”

“What are you looking at?” Lonemoon shot a death glare at them. Why were they looking at him like this? “I’m only just finding out now that she would turn into a man at night! And… she’s a peach blossom demon. Plants naturally have bisexual bodies!” He was not into things like that.

“Hubby..,” The man was wailing more pitifully now.

“Shut up!” Lonemoon’s hair was standing. “Who the hell is your hubby? Chef, quick, help me to undo this sorcery! I’m going to destroy this freaking gadget!”

“Hubby, I’ve been nothing but loyal to you. Why are you treating me so ruthlessly?” Tao Chu sounded even more hurt now. He clutched his chest and his face crumbled as he began to cry. Now that he was a man, watching his tears fall down his bearded face was… Er…

Lonemoon felt a chill run down his spine. He bent over next to the bed and began to vomit.

Eugh…

Yi Qing: “…”

Shen Ying: “…”

Was this the reason why he was crying out so desperately for help earlier? This scene was truly a bit weird…

“Quick… Quick get that thing out of my sight!” Lonemoon finally kept himself from vomiting but felt the urge to continue when he looked up again…

Tao Chu, however, turned cool when his gaze fell on Chef and Shen Ying. He scanned them angrily and then turned back to Lonemoon. “You might not be willing to stay with me, but at least leave your body behind for me!”

Once he finished speaking, he did something so that a series of whooshes was heard coming from outside. Huge peach blossoms began to fly toward him, circling his body. One by one, they flew into the room like blades, causing the entire wedding room to crumble to pieces.

“Be careful, the fragrance of his flowers can be captivating. They have the ability to trap our immortal Qi. We can’t let them get anywhere near us,” Lonemoon said to Shen Ying and Chef.

Chef frowned. A defensive array lit up around the three of them. The peach blossoms were now raining down upon them. Chef summoned his sword and waved it, causing sword Qi to cover the entire sky and shoot over to Tao Chu. The peach blossoms in the air were cut up into small little pieces. Before Chef could do anything else, they heard a pained cry.

“Ah!” Tao Chu fell to the ground once again, his body covered in open wounds. He looked at Chef in fear. “What… What kind of people are you?”

Chef did not bother responding to him. He quickly summoned several spirit swords that cut through more of the peach blossoms to form a sword array, trapping Tao Chu within.

Tao Chu’s expression changed. He finally seemed to fear them. The murderous aura he had about him earlier was completely gone. He was now a gentle, feminine man once again. He turned his tear-streaked face to Lonemoon and said, “”Hubby… Are you really going to kill me? I really like you!”

“Shut up! You trapped me here for more than half the night, took away my freedom and controlled my body. Do you call this like?” Damn it! He was cray! Lonemoon was so angry that he felt like he was going to blow up. He snatched Chef’s sword and pointed it at Tao Chu. “I dare you to say one more thing?”

“But… I really like you this way.” Tao Chu looked at Lonemoon, captivated but sad. “If you promised me from the start to be mine, I would not have had to do this. I did this out of my love for you!”