My Master Disconnected Yet Again

Sister said that the matter of the plane cannot go wrong, or there will be consequences they were unable to deal with. So they had to do things cleanly without any sloppiness, and their knowledge must be ready at hand, so that the whole picture could be clear with a single observation.

Shen Ying worked hard for more than a decade and she finally did it. She completed all the training of her sister, and she could deal with any plane crisis calmly. A long time of training on her own teaches her everything, except one… how to interact with others.

Sister said that one must be as cold and merciless as winter when dealing with intruders. But what if it wasn’t an intruder?

What… what should she do?

(⊙_⊙)

No, don’t panic, she was a plane assistant! Though she didn’t know how to do it, she could learn! And the only model she had…

If she just be like Big Sister, everything should be fine. Hmm, that would definitely work!

So, Shen Jing only realized a long time later that her soft and cute sister seemed to have suddenly turned cold. The kind that couldn’t be reversed.

“Master?” A few knocks suddenly came out of the door, waking a certain person who was drawing circles at the corner of the room.

Shen Ying stiffened, sat down back at the chair in the room like a flash of lightning, and her facial expression immediately dropped to the temperature of a fridge, as though all the panic, grievance and strangeness just now was just an illusion.

“Come in!”

Only then did Yi Qing open the door and enter. He looked at a certain person who sat at the table with her back very straight. His expression softened like melted ice. “Master, this is Immortal Buds Brew, it helps with sleeping. In the past you always wanted one before sleep. I was worried that you won’t be able to sleep so I sent it over.”

Shen Ying looked at the cup in his hands and suddenly remembered the table-full of dishes. Her heart moved. He sent it over purposefully? Such a good disciple, but… what should she say?

Should she say ‘thank you’? But she already said that earlier. So…

“Anything else?” She spoke coldly.

“Yeah. There is one matter…” Yi Qing didn’t take note of her very cold expression. Just as he stepped forward and was about to speak, he immediately saw the black hands Shen Ying put on the table. “How is Master’s hands dirty?”

Shen Ying stiffened. Immediately the cold aura started coming out of her again. She absolutely could not let him realize that it was dirty from drawing circles just now!

Yi Qing actually turned and sat down. He directly took her hands and started wiping it with a handkerchief he took out from somewhere on him. “Did Master forget that I put a dusting talisman in your storage bag? If you think it is inconvenient, how about I make a dusting jewel for you to wear?”

Shen Ying didn’t answer. Her whole person was stunned. She looked at the person opposite her, wiping her hands and stunned. She immediately felt a burning hotness in her palms.

Disciples… are all of them like this?

“Done.” Yi Qing wiped the little black claws back to little white claws, before letting go of her hands and looking up.

Meeting his gaze by accident, Shen Ying panicked slightly. She tightened the burning palms slightly. What was she supposed to say?

“It’s okay. You can go now!” Uh it didn’t seem right?

Yi Qing who got chased for several times felt a stuffiness in his heart. He looked at the person in front of him, sighed and said, “There’s another matter that I’ve been wanting to mention to Master since earlier.”

“Talk.”

“Master, can you…” He suddenly leaned forward, looked her up and down and said with a serious look, “Take off your clothes?”

“…”

Huh?

(⊙_⊙)

Take… take off clothes? Now… now!

A series of mosaics flashed across her mind. Vaguely she felt a bang, as though something blasted up. On her face burned a strange temperature that had never been there before

A disciple or something… is so horrible!

w(゚Д゚)w

“Now that Master’s body shape is changed, this dharma clothing is too long.” Yi Qing pulled at her sleeve which was indeed too long, and continued to explain, “I want to add an array on the dharma clothing, allowing it to stretch and shrink according to Master’s body shape.”

Huh?

“Just mending clothes?” Shen Ying was stunned.

“Does Master there’s something wrong with that?” Yi Qing asked her back.

“No!” Shen Ying shook her head immediately, and she felt a great relief in her heart, though there wasn’t much change shown on her face. She stood up rapidly and said while untying her belt. “I’ll take it off for you now. Take it, take it.

“Master!” Yi Qing was shocked, only then realizing what she was about to do, his face flushed red immediately. He hurried to press her hand and say, “Not now! Tomorrow… You can give it to me tomorrow morning.”

“Oh.” Only then did Shen Ying stop.

Yi Qing turned away and took out a new set of dharma clothing and handed it over. His face was so red that they looked likely to drop blood. He didn’t dare to drop a glance on her body, yet as he looked down, he saw the belt at her waist which was going to loosen really soon. Subconsciously, he caught it, and was about to tie it back for her.

Yet the door was pushed open violently, and Lonemoon suddenly rushed over.

Yi Qing was shocked. He was nervous in the first place. Right now his hand trembled, and the hand which was about to go up went down instead. In an instant, the whole belt dropped down. Without the belt, the supreme-grade dharma clothing showed its supreme-grade soft quality, and slid down Shen Ying’s body directly.

“Shen Ying, that dandelion that Radish gave you, you had better…” Lonemoon stopped mid-sentence, looked at Shen Ying, and then at Chef who was still holding the belt. He immediately understood something and covered his eyes. “I’ve seen nothing. You both continue… continue…”

Shen Ying, “…”

Yi Qing: “…”

Lonemoon backed out right away. Hey, his daughter grew up!

Wait…

Shen Ying right now seemed… to be only fifteen?!

The hand which was about to shut the door paused and pushed it open once more. “Chef, you beast! She’s only fifteen…”

Before he could finish, Chef looked like he finally regained his consciousness. He pressed the clothes in his other hand to Shen Ying directly and then started talking in a very rapid speed like he had never done before.

“Master, the night is deep and there will be strong winds. You should rest early.”

“Master, there are new quilts in the cupboard. Your body has yet to recover and you’ve always been prone to cold. It’s better to be careful.”

“Master, you can’t eat too many of the purple immortal fruits on the table. I’ve changed it to pastries for you, you can eat it in case you get hungry at night.”

“Master, I’ll come tomorrow to get the dharma clothing…”

He talked about all the details at one go. With all that said, he turned and walked straight out, dragging Father Niu beside him, who couldn’t interrupt to say anything at all.

His footsteps were so fast, as though someone was chasing after him. He went all the way and only stopped after he had left the back palace.

“Chef what are you… Hmm? Why is your nose bleeding?”

Lonemoon turned back and saw two strings of redness flowing down Yi Qing’s nose. Are you serious? Shen Ying only took off her outer clothes just now, right? There are still a few layers of clothes inside!

“Wait, what are you doing? Holy shit! Don’t faint. I don’t want to carry you okay!”

Before he could finish, the figure in front of him swayed, and fell right down. His hand still clenched tight to a pink belt.

Lonemoon: “…” Son of a b*tch!

***

Shen Ying frowned in the room. What a strange disciple…

She put down the new clothes in her hands and took off another two casually, before climbing on to the bed and into the quilt. Sleep!

Fifteen minutes later…

She lifted a corner of the quilt, looked at the cup of drink on the table. A bit of indecision flashed across her face. After a long while she got up, took the cup with both hands and took a sip. In the next moment, her eyes opened into two round circles.

So… so tasty!

(⊙ o ⊙)