My Master Disconnected Yet Again

Radish didn’t expect that his daily routine of sending flowers to Little Missy could end up with getting a son. As a senior, gender-discriminatory beauty worshiper, Radish suddenly felt some dislike of this sudden son. Mainly because it was not a Little Missy.

When Lonemoon told him that he was the first to have a son among the hundreds of disciples in Invincible Sect, the precious singularity in the whole Heavenly Palace, he finally let go of his little temper. He happily received that dandelion and looked like he intended to teach all he had to him.

Yet because of Song Ren’s loss of memory, he accepted very readily the matter of himself being a vegetation spirit. Everyday, he followed Radish and wandered around. Not only did they go around bullying cranes everywhere, he even followed Radish everyday to sit in the pit in back mountain punctually, waiting for people to water them.

Soon, disciples of the sect realized that a new dandelion joined Radish in the activity of jumping around the sect everyday to create mischief in one manner or another. Every day, they either plucked the hair of some spirit beast or plucked the newly bloomed flower of some immortal herb.

Lonemoon couldn’t help but doubt whether the decision to accept the two’s relationship for the convenience of Song Ren’s cultivation was too rash. Yet there were just so many matters in the sect that he could spare no thought at all. Besides, he still had to go down to check on that small world and the state of learning of those cultivators from time to time. So he had even less spare time.

With the matter of the River of Forgetfulness resolved and the Spirit Qi of that world starting to restore, the matters of Dao teaching and cultivation of course had to continue. Otherwise, should they go troubling the River of Forgetfulness and make another Northern Land full of remnant souls, they would be really busy for him.

In the sect, Si Yu was the disciple of highest cultivation beside Little Shortie and Lan Hua. Right now, she was already halfway to the cultivation of an Exalted Immortal. With her around, Lonemoon could rest assured. However, once they went to the lower realm, there would naturally be a manpower shortage. Besides, with the time for a once-in-a-century immortal plant exchange across continents, he was so busy that his feet hardly touched the ground. Only then did he realize that something seemed to be missing.

Holy shit!

Yu Hong was still in the lower realm! No wonder he felt a manpower shortage. Only then, were the red and black couple, who had been trapped in the lower realm for months, fetched back.

“You mean, you were trapped inside Northern Land by the grievous energy?” Lonemoon looked at the couple who looked tired after being just picked up.

“Elder…” Yu Hong’s expression was completely ashamed. “It was because of my insufficiency in learning that we’d be trapped by mere grievous energy, unable to come back to send the message. Sect master and Elder may punish me.”

“My dear, how can it be blamed on you?” Before Lonemoon could speak, Little Black said immediately, distressed, “Who’d expect the grievous energy to be so severe? We were pulled to the lower realm before we could react and were trapped in that bloody place.”

“But if my cultivation was enough, the two of us wouldn’t be completely powerless, that we even troubled Sect master to go down herself to look for us.” Yu Hong still looked full of shame.

“The way you said, this matter should be blamed on me, the husband!” Little Black took her hand and said apologetically, “I didn’t protect you properly, that we ended trapped by the grievous energy. If someone has to be punished, let it be me!”

“Little Black!” Yu Hong gave him a stare. “This is a matter within our sect. Don’t you mess around!”

“I don’t care!” Little Black held to her even more tightly and said with deep affection, “Once I am married to you, I am one of Invincible Sect. When I live I am your demon, and when I’m dead, I’m your dead demon. If we are punished, we are punished together…”

“Ok, ok… That’s quite enough!” Lonemoon couldn’t help but interrupt the romantic couple. If you want to show off your affection, can you do it back in the house? We don’t want to watch it. “Yu Hong, you mean that in these months in the lower realm, you were trapped in Northern Land without leaving the whole time?”

“Yes.” nodded Yu Hong. “There was Yin Qi everywhere and not even the sky and the sun could be seen. Neither Little Black nor me could dispel those grievous energy, and we didn’t dare to rush out abruptly.”

“Did you get hurt, then?” Lonemoon’s heart sank. What dragged them down to the lower realm was Song Ren’s grievous energy. For that grievous energy to be able to rush onto Immortal Realm, it was apparently different. Not to mention Little Black first, with Yu Hong’s cultivation, to resist it would still be a bit hard. The key was that she was trapped there for as long as months.

“That… I didn’t.” She seemed to remember something and her face reddened. She gave Little Black beside her a look before continuing, “Luckily, Little Black had a Dharma treasure and it could open up a small mystic realm temporarily, so… In these few months, we have stayed in that mystic realm without getting hurt by the grievous energy. Later, we sensed that the Yin Qi in the surroundings disappeared, and only then did we get out of that mystic realm.”

Good that they weren’t hurt. Lonemoon felt relieved.

“Rest assured, darling.” Little Black smiled immediately as bright as a flower. “With me here, I wouldn’t let you get hurt under any circumstances.” With that said, he even grabbed her hand and gave it a kiss.

Yu Hong’s face blushed even more. She looked up back at him. In the moment that their eyes connected, it was as if pink bubbles appeared around them.

Everyone could smell a sweetness in the air…

The corner of Lonemoon’s mouth twitched, as he hurried to wave a hand and chase away the crowd. “Okay, okay. The two of you can go to rest. Yu Hong, remember to go and check on those immortal herbs in the afternoon.”

“Yes, Elder!”

The two exchanged another look, before walking out of the hall holding hands. Immediately, pink atmosphere filled the whole audience hall.

Shen Ying who sat on top narrowed her eyes, and then turned towards Boss Lan, who was at one side criticizing her fashion sense and forcefully giving her dharma clothings, and said suddenly, “Boss Lan.”

“What?”

“Isn’t grievous energy more powerful than your demonic Qi?”

“You must be joking!” His expression was proud. “Among all the Yin Qi of the world, which can be compared to demonic Qi? All those Yin Qi and grievous energy are like playthings in the eyes of the demonic clan. Using demonic Qi, they can be dispelled in no time.

“Oh~~~~” Shen Ying replied, dragging her voice, before she continued to nibble at a fruit casually.

Yet the two who had just reached the door paused their footsteps.

The pink bubbles surroundings them burst in a moment. Some cold aura was emerging from Yu Hong’s body continuously and rushing right towards Little Black beside her.

“My… my dear…” Little Black’s little heart trembled, and his legs felt a bit weak immediately. “Let me explain…”

“Little Black!” A roar sounded immediately, and even the hall trembled. Yu Hong’s originally delicate figure instantly turned into a steel Barbie. “How dare you lie to me!” With that said, he grabbed a certain Demon King shivering beside her and threw him out directly.

“My dear…” Before he could finish, he turned into a tiny black dot above the horizon in the next moment.

Yu Hong’s figure flashed and then also disappeared at the door. Obviously she was chasing after him for a beating.

The hall suddenly went quiet…

Three pairs of eyes turned together to look at a certain foodie on top.

“What’s up?” Shen Ying’s looked all innocent, pure, kind and ignorant. “Is it time for dinner?”

Yi Qing: “…”

Lonemoon, “…”

Lan Hua: “…”

The corner of Lonemoon’s mouth twitched. “Life is already hard, so don’t expose the truth, okay?”

“Huh?” Shen Ying’s head tilted.

“Never mind. Go on eating.” Though Little Black was very pitiful, he felt an inexplicable feeling of exhilaration. What was up?

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“Oh.” Then she continued to nibble at her fruit, feeling that it became even tastier.