My Master Disconnected Yet Again

She had chubby cheeks, small cherry lips and a fair complexion. She looked at them with wide opened eyes, two strands of hair dangling from her her forehead. She was not as beautiful as Qi Chengyu or as seductive as Ying Zhi, but she was unexpectedly… adorable! Very adorable! Exceptionally adorable!

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Lonemoon felt his heart lurch. He suddenly felt breathless.

Holy shit! Why had he never discovered that Shen Ying was actually so… attractive? He even felt an urge to take her in as his god-daughter?

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“What’s up?” Everyone looked at Lonemoon curiously as he suddenly turned around and clutched his chest, gasping for air.

Yi Qing stepped up worriedly and pulled Shen Ying to him to take a closer look. “Master, what happened to your face…”

He paused in mid-speech, a dumbstruck expression on his face. A blush spread over his normally stern-looking face and his heart started pounding.

He had never noticed that Master was actually… so attractive.

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“Hey, what happened to the both of you?” Seeing the stunned expressions of the two men, everyone thought that there was something wrong with Shen Ying’s face. They rushed up and examined her face closely.

Chen Ge: “Sect Master Shen, you…”

Lan Hua: “Good Heart, you’re not… Holy Shit!”

Ying Zhi: “Fellow Immortals, what’s the matter… So, so very adorable!”

Radish: “Get lost, all of you! Stop looking, Little Missy is mine!”

Lan Yu: “Little Sister, how old are you, do you have a Dao partner? Do you fancy Celestial Emperors, the younger type?”

“Get lost!” *4

Yi Qing immediately kicked Lan Yu away and pulled out his sword!

Shen Ying: “…” This bunch of retards! Don’t tell me that apart from Radish, none of you have ever noticed how I look?

Cloud Sea, Crystal Palace.

A small, short person was squatting in a golden array. He was striking at the ground with something in his hand. With every strike, golden sparks would burst out of the array, and the talisman on the ground would darken correspondingly.

As he was striking at the ground, he kept muttering to himself, “Hmph! That liar! He thinks that this stupid array can hold me back. Nobody can prevent me from looking for pretty young ladies!”

Shen Ying squatted beside him. She glanced at the object in his hand and asked, “What is this thing in your hand?”

“A tooth!” The little child replied without hesitation.

“What kind of tooth?” It looked like a piece of stick.

“It’s my tooth, naturally.” The child continued, “It’s the tooth that came loose when I was four thousand and five hundred years old. Until now, my tooth has not regrown!” He suddenly opened his mouth wide and showed her the gap between his teeth. “My tooth is the hardest object in the Cloud Sea,” he bragged.

“Oh…” Shen Ying nodded. “Since it’s so strong, why don’t you tear it open with your teeth?”

The child paused in thought, then apparently convinced by her logic, lay down on the ground and bit down on the array.

Alas, in the end…

His tooth cracked!

“You lied to me!” He glared angrily at her, rubbing his cracked tooth. “Biting the array is painful!”

Shen Ying said earnestly, “It won’t hurt once it has totally broken off.”

“You… you….Hmph! You made me angry, I can’t be bothered with you anymore!” The child snorted angrily and resumed striking the array with the huge tooth in his hand. After two strikes, his body stiffened. Shen Ying’s presence finally registered in his brain. He turned to look at her with a stunned look in his eyes.

“You… who are you!” He fell onto the floor in shock. “When did you enter?”

“Oh, I came in just when you said you wanted to look for pretty young ladies.”

Turning pale in embarrassment, the child glared her angrily. “I warn you, don’t try to stop me from breaking the array. Or else… I’ll devour you!” Then he deliberately opened his mouth and displayed his teeth.

“Why would I stop you from breaking the array?” She had come to persuade him not to leave Cloud Sea.

“Huh?” The child swept her a suspicious look. “You’re not? When why are you here?” Then a thought came to him and he said accusingly, “Are you sent here by that liar? Hmph! I’ve seen all the female immortals in Cloud Sea. None of them are to my liking! You too…”

He paused suddenly, looking at Shen Ying with interest. He had not seen this young lady before. She was quite pretty! If it were her…

A blush spread across his face as a thought came to him. “Ahem… I’ll obey, but only if you become my pretty little sister.”

“Oh.” That’s all? It seemed that he had a beauty obsession. “Then…”

The child suddenly rushed up to her and grabbed her hand. “I’m going to eat you up now!” He opened his mouth, which was full of sharp teeth, and bit down on her wrist.

Then…

Crack! One of his teeth broke and fell out of his mouth.

“Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!” He pressed his hand to his bleeding mouth, whimpering. This Little Missy is really tough!

“Why did you bite me?” Shen Ying asked, appalled by the child’s action.

He answered with an aggrieved look, “The demon immortals told me to devour pretty young ladies.”

What the hell? Who was the one who put such lewd ideas in his head?

“That’s not exactly what they meant.”

“I don’t care!” The little Cloud Beast wiped off the blood off his mouth and transformed back into his original form— a gigantic fish that was so big that it blocked out the sun.

What a huge… fish!

“It has taken me so long to find a young lady that suits my taste,” he said in a arrogant voice. “Although you are a little too short, thin and fierce for my liking, but I still want to eat you!”

“…” Thanks a lot!

“And… most importantly, your breasts are too small. I like big ones. Yours are too flat.”

Shen Ying’s mouth twitched. Flat?!

“It’s even flatter than Ying Zhi’s!”

“…”

Shen Ying felt his words echoing in her brain: Flatter than Ying Zhi’s… Flatter than Ying Zhi’s!”

“But as I can’t see you once you’re inside my stomach, I guess it doesn’t matter!” With that he opened his mouth. Instantly, the surrounding sea water formed into a huge eddy in his mouth and began sucking everything nearby into his mouth.

Just as it seemed that Shen Ying was about to be swallowed up, she reached out and grabbed one of his razor sharp teeth with her hand.

“Little Cloud Beast…” She smiled and said menacingly, “Didn’t anyone tell you that little animals who talk rubbish … will be devoured!”

True to type, little children were… most annoying!

The cloud beast felt a terrifying aura rush towards him like a tidal wave. Crack! The tooth in his hand was crushed to pieces. Then he felt something hit his head. Bang! Before he knew it, his head had struck the sea bed.

His world turned pitch-black. The sound of someone’s enraged voice reverberated through the sea bed.

“You are the one with a flat chest! As flat as an a runway, as small as a dumpling!”

“…” Had he used these similes?

So, an hour later.

“Do you still want to eat me up?

“Oooh… No.”

“Do you still want to leave Cloud Sea?”

“No, no, never!”

“What you said about me….”

“Your breasts are the biggest, they are so big that I can’t see your face.”

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