My Dad Is the Galaxy’s Prince Charming

“Little sis, what did you say?” the little merman asked. “You’re the prettiest… Oww.”

Yao Si covered his mouth swiftly. If he didn’t say it out loud, she could still feign ignorance.

Tears were on the verge of falling down her cheeks. Such sorrow!

“Pretty lady, don’t worry.” Xijin misunderstood her expression as shock from the scene and hurriedly stepped in front of her to block her view. “The police will be here soon. Even though I’m not sure what the intruder wants, I’ll be protect you from it all. Everything will be fine!”

“I think… he’s here to get me.” Yao Si raised her arm weakly.

“What?” Xijin stilled, turning over to her in shock. “You actually know… that ugly guy!”

“Er…” How is he ugly, stop using your absurd sense of beauty to insult me!

The Aqua Planet was indeed horrifying. Yao Si wanted to leave as soon as possible.

She took two steps forward, waving her arms at Mu Xuan. “I’m here!”

The next instant, he was right beside her. With a tightening around her waist, she collapsed into his embrace. He crushed her with his hold while inspecting her anxiously. “Are you alright?”

“I’m alright.” She nodded.

“Let her go, she’s mine,” the little merman shouted in fury at Mu Xuan. Why did everyone want to snatch his wife?

Mu Xuan averted his gaze from her to the crowd in front of him. The air around him chilled instantly, and the water at his feet started to freeze into blocks of ice. Gradually, the surroundings began to freeze over as well. Everything in a few hundred meters radius became ice, even the registration behind them turned into an igloo.

It was those people, they had abducted his precious cub!

“Wait a minute!” Yao Si jumped and took hold of Mu Xuan who was on the verge of a craze. Calm down, calm down!  “It’s a misunderstanding.”

Xijin and Manager Carp stumbled backwards, clearly shocked by the ice. Even little merman was frightened, the scales below their fish heads paling, but even so, Xijin didn’t forget about her. “Little sis, this man is scary and ugly. He must be a bad person, so hurry over here!”

Please retract the word ugly, thank you! 

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“Erm… He’s here to find me,” Yao Si explained. “That’s the reason why I can’t stay here.”

“You’re married to him?” Xijin turned to look at Mu Xuan.

“Er…”  Does a game wedding count?  In order to dash their hopes, she nodded. “That’s right.”

The minute she acknowledged it, she could feel Mu Xuan stiffening. His arms tightened around her.

“How can that be?” the three mermen exclaimed in disbelief. They then glanced at Mu Xuan with disgust while their faces clearly said: He must have saved an entire village in his previous life to have been able to marry such a beautiful wife.

“…” Yao Si chose to remain silent.

“It’s alright, little sis!” Xiye took a step forward, his eyes bright. “Even if you’re married, Xiye is willing to be with you. I don’t mind at all.”

What?

“That’s right!” Xijin was influenced by Xiye and turned to gaze at her lovingly. ” Since you can even accept someone that looks like.… Please, accept me as well! I don’t mind as long as I can be with you, even as the mistress… No, even as the second mistress, I’m willing.”

Hey, hey, hey! Are you guys being serious? I could understand if the young boy was being ridiculous, but are you as an adult joining the ruckus?

Manager Carp stood at the corner nodding seriously. “Ah, it’s perfectly normal for a lady with your looks to have a few lovers.”

How the f*ck is that normal! Stop spouting rubbish and throwing your morals and sense of beauty away! 

“Come on little sis, shall we resume our marriage registration?”

“Yes, for your sake, we are willing to live together harmoniously!”

“Little lady, won’t you accept the two Highness?”

“…”

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Who would want to stay in such a weird planet?!

Mu Xuan’s face darkened. A vein was pulsing on his forehead, on the verge of eruption. Yao Si sucked in a deep breath before exclaiming, “I’m a bloodling!”

A grim silence fell upon the group.

“…”

One minute later…

“Prestigious bloodling lady, may I know if you have chosen a flight out of our planet? If you haven’t, we can arrange one right away just for you!” Manager Carp suggested.

“Prestigious bloodling lady, have you prepared your luggage? Do you need any local specialties? We have all sorts of fish here! Do you need fish meat, fish sauce, or dried fish?” Xijin asked.

“Little sis, please mind your steps and have a safe journey back!” Xiye said seriously.

“…” Yao Si.

“…” Mu Xuan

“…” Lu Chen, the audience.

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Isn’t the change a little too drastic? Had I known about it, I would have said it earlier… 

“I have already informed the immigration pier.” Manager Carp pointed to his optical computer, remaining calm and composed as though unaffected by the turn of events. He would have been an exemplary service personnel, if he just wasn’t trembling so much.

F*ck! He had thought they managed to secure a good deal with the little beauty, but who would have know that she was a bloodling. It explained the man’s horrifying show of power! To snatch a bloodling’s wife was definitely seeking death, no wait… seeking the extinction of one’s race.

If only they could forget about the whole affair.

“Do you want to leave on the flight in two hours?”

“It’s alright, we’re here with a friend.” Yao Si was suddenly remembered something and turned to glance at the person beside her. “Lu Chen, could we use your aircraft? Do you mind?”

Lu Chen stilled momentarily before breaking into a radiant smile and jumping up maniacally. “I don’t mind, of course I don’t mind! I welcome you with open arms!” Sis was indeed loyal. “Lets go, we can leave right this instant.”

He scooted behind her immediately, as though worried someone would stop him.

The three mermen sent them to the pier politely, even providing Lu Chen’s aircraft with a servicing.

Xiye, who stilled possessed a childlike demeanor, was full of regret as he stared at Yao Si pitifully. In contrast, the other two mermen had radiant smiles and were acting compliantly as though prepared to volunteer their life’s fortune to her if she just asked.

“Goodbye, little sis!” Just as the doors were about to shut, the little merman couldn’t help dashing forward to wave at her.

“Goodbye!” Yao Si waved back.

Mu Xuan stationed himself by the door to take one last look at the Aqua Planet. Even though his cub insisted that it was all a misunderstanding and nothing detrimental had happened, he still felt the need to move them away.

The aircraft soon left the Aqua Planet. By then, Yao Si had thoroughly lost interest in it. Besides, the disgusted expressions given by the three mermen as they flew off the planet left her feeling anxious and choked up inside. The main point was that they saw her as a pretty flower while Mu Xuan as dung. This meant that… the dung was actually…

Her heart was bleeding!

She couldn’t help turning to focus on Lu Chen who was driving the aircraft.

“Brother, let me ask you a question, but you have to be honest with me.”

“Great sis, you’re my life’s savior! I will definitely tell you anything you want to know!”

“What do you think about… how I look?”

“Er… Sis, would you beat me if I told the truth?”

“…”

I’m sorry, I want to beat you even if you don’t answer!