Chapter 503
503 I’m here to send warmth
Lan Xiao pursed his lips and almost burst out laughing.
She had already guessed who this person was.
Who would have thought that after not seeing him for a while, this Bai Shaojie would actually become such a Joker?
The last time she saw him, wasn’t he still as shy as a big girl?
Lan Xiao wanted to tease him. She was in a bad mood anyway, so she might as well make fun of him …
A hint of slyness flashed in her eyes and she coughed twice.
“You’re the one who’s loved by everyone, the one who’s as beautiful as a flower.”
Bai Shaojie’s eyes lit up as he quietly waited for her to continue.
In the end, after waiting for a long time, there was no sound from Lan Xiao.
“Hey, Yingluo, why aren’t you continuing? What did it mean to be loved by everyone and have flowers bloom? Hurry up and say it, Yingluo.”
His expression seemed to be saying,”hurry up and praise me, hurry up and praise me, I can’t wait.”
Lan Xiao pursed his lips and replied with an ‘Oh’.
yes, the cow dung under the beautiful flowers, hehe.
Bai shaogan’s legs turned to jelly and he almost fell.
He had been provoked.
Lan Xiao actually said he was cow dung?
He touched his nose and said bitterly, ” “Lan Xiao, aren’t you being too unreasonable? How can you mock me like this? I’m a bright and handsome man, how can you compare me to cow dung?”
Lan Xiao pretended not to understand and asked,’you’re handsome? You’re sunny? You’re handsome?”
She asked three questions in a row, and Bai shaogan was dumbfounded.
“Hmm, hmm, hmm, I should be considered one, right?” He said hesitantly.
Lan Xiao chuckled,”Wang ergou, we haven’t been in contact for so many years. Since when did you become so thick-skinned?” When you were young, you had pockmarks all over your face and a body full of fat? Tell me, which part of you is handsome and bright? Don’t tell me that after so many years of not seeing each other, you’ve become so handsome that you can charm a group of young girls with just an electrifying look?”
Wang Qianqian and the two dogs? Bai shaogan scratched the back of his head in confusion.
Who was this Wang ergou? Could it be that other than brother Jiang, Lan Xiao was familiar with other men? Could this Wang ergou be her childhood sweetheart?
Even though Lan Xiao said that Yingluo had a pockmarked face and was covered in fat, she was still a little worried.
However, no matter how ugly he looked, this Wang ergou was still a creature of the opposite sex, right?
Bai shaogan was immediately unwilling. He vowed to defend Wen Muchu’s territory with his life and would not let any creature of the opposite sex occupy Lan Xiao’s heart.
Bai shaogan bit the bullet and started to mercilessly flame Wang ergou.
“Well, I haven’t changed. I’m telling you, I’ve become even more annoying than before. Not only do I have pockmarks on my face, but there are also huge black moles on my face. Not only do I have black moles, but I also have pustules. Moreover, my body is even fatter than before. I’m not just one or two times fatter. I’m five times fatter than before. I’m not only ugly and fat, but I also have a body odor. This Fox odor can kill people from a mile away.”
“I’m not loved by everyone, I’m scared to tears by everyone. I’m not a flower that bloomed when I saw it, I’m a flower that saw it, but the flowers have withered. All these years, I’ve been so ugly that I don’t dare to see anyone. I’m afraid that if I see someone, I’ll scare them to death. I suddenly called you today just to talk to you, nothing else. It’s because I haven’t spoken to anyone for days. We’ll contact each other again in the future, but there’s no need to meet. I’m too ugly, so ugly that even the gods hate me. ”
Bai shaogan said all this in one breath. His face was not red, and his heart was not beating fast, which was equivalent to 666-
He quickly hung up the phone.
After he hung up, he took a deep breath.
Damn it, he’s so handsome, but this is the first time he’s hurt himself so badly that even his mother can’t recognize him.
Bai Shaojie wiped the sweat from his forehead. It was not easy for him for Wen Muchu’s happiness.
What should he do next?
Alright, I’ll change my number and call back.
This time, he didn’t dare to pretend to be mysterious and make her guess.
When Lan Xiao heard the other party hang up the phone, she immediately squatted on the ground and laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.
She laughed so hard that her tears flowed uncontrollably from the corners of her eyes.
Bai shaogan, this idiot, was really too funny.
Why was he so fun? In this world, there’s really such a silly, salty, sweet, handsome, and funny little cutie, Yingluo.
Lan Xiao squatted on the ground and laughed for a full ten minutes. She laughed so hard that her legs were about to cramp.
He sat down on the ground without a care for his image. He stroked his chest, which hurt from laughing, and slowly calmed his emotions.
Five minutes later, Lan Xiao’s phone rang again.
Lan Xiao picked it up and saw that it was an unfamiliar number. It was obviously not the previous number.
She answered the call.
Bai shaogan’s voice immediately came from the other end of the phone.
“Hello, Yingluo, Hello, Lan Xiao, it’s my Yingluo.”
Lan Xiao raised his brows and immediately interrupted him, ” “Who are you?”
This time, Bai shaogan didn’t dare to play any tricks and immediately surrendered.
“It’s me, Yingluo, I’m Bai Shaojie, little beauty Lan Jing, do you still remember me? The two of us once fought side by side and cooperated with each other with a tacit understanding.”
Lan Xiao thought about it for a while, then replied with a faint ‘Oh’.
Oh, aiyoyo, why do you sound so much like my childhood friend, Wang ergou? ”
Bai Shaojie almost knelt down, and he almost dropped the phone in his hand.
“Wang ergou? This dog shit Wang ergou, how can he be compared to the bright, handsome, and suave me? Lan Xiao, stop joking, Yingluo.”
“En, at the start, Wang ergou also praised himself in this way. “What handsome, sunny, and cool?” Lan Xiao’s eyes flickered as she tried to hold back her laughter.
Bai shaogan was about to break down. He made a phone call, and his face was ruined.
Not only would he make himself useless and ugly, but he would also have to endure Lan Xiao’s interrogation of his soul.
What a f * cking life. Why did he feel like he was a Husky now?
How could he, Bai shaogan, be defeated by Lan Xiao just like that?
Could this girl be his nemesis?
“Cough, cough, cough, cough, Qianqian, Lan Xiao, let’s change the topic. Don’t talk about this Wang ergou anymore. What a killjoy. I’m calling you today because I have good news for you.” In order to hide his embarrassment, Bai shaogan coughed softly.
Lan Xiao chuckled, and a hint of ridicule appeared on his brows.
“Oh, go ahead.”
His bad mood had miraculously improved after teasing this silly Husky Bai Shaojie.
Hmm … It seems that it’s not bad to have such a funny friend in my life.
Bai shaogan heaved a sigh of relief. phew ~”he could finally get to the main topic.
He was so anxious that his forehead was full of sweat, and the back of his clothes was soaked with sweat.
“Hehe Yingluo, I’m here to send warmth Yingluo.”