MMO: Pierce Heaven Til’ It Breaks

In King of Pantheon, the rarest most precious scroll in the game was undoubtedly the “Divine Tome”.

These scrolls were the key to becoming a God in the game. As long as the players knew how to use it, ascending to become a god would no longer be a dream.

Although The Cat that Sings definitely did not know about this “Divine Tome”, how could Li Yi possibly not know about it? Thus, when he saw her tossing it away, he immediately rushed over to grab it.

Li Yi could just give up on everything they had gotten from the silver treasure chests other than this Divine Tome.

Ascension… In the past life, when Li Yi was being repeatedly humiliated and slandered, he had thought countless times about what he would do after he had ascended to Godhood. This one regret of his, was one of the few things he was still lusting for to this day.

“Can you read those words written there? Can ‘ya read it out for ‘yer Big Sis?”

Li Yi read out with a straight face, “The Cat that Sings’ *ss is white.”

“F*ck off!”

Then, The Cat that Sings picked the last item in the pile. It was a palm-sized black mirror called the ‘Superior Vignette Mirror’. When Li Yi saw the usage requirements, he was suddenly stunned.

[Superior Vignette Mirror: It can temporarily weaken some monsters by 99%. Note: (Only works against certain types of monsters).]

Since it had a target restriction this item was definitely a Quest Item!

“Quest item? Why would there be a quest item in a treasure chest?” The Cat that Sings was confused.

Under most circumstances, quest items were only given to the players after they start the quests. However, neither Li Yi nor The Cat that Sings had accepted any quest prior to this, so it was weird for them to be able to loot a quest item from a chest.

Li Yi suddenly thought of a preposterous hypothesis, “What if the scorpion in the cave just now was someone else’s quest’s monster?

“That can’t be, even if it was someone else’s quest’s monster, if we didn’t take any quests, how could we even get any quest items?’

Li Yi shook his head. “There’s a one type of quest that could allow it…”

“What quest? F*ck, tell it to me straight. I f*ckin’ hate b*tches like you who stop midway through your bloody sentences. Keep at it if you dare!”

“The Ascension Quest!”

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Floor 47, Floor 48, Floor 49…

Fluttering Snow Purple Water Chestnut, clad in a set of pale black light armor, was speedily speeding through the Tower of Remorse…

The speed in which she ran through the tower was inhumanly fast. If there was not anything blocking her path, she would have been able to get from Floor 1 all the way up till Floor 50 within just a mere two hours.

The reason she was blazing through the tower was not because of her above average skills. It was because she had accepted a quest.

The Ascension Quest!

God-queen Carulla had given Drifting Snow the Ascension Quest, but even though Drifting Snow’s luck was top class, his actual skills and game sense was too bad. He could not even defeat the first quest monster, causing his progress to be completely stinted.

After the God-queen Carula died, when the next God-queed respawned, all her memories of Drifting Snow would also disappear. Since the Ascension Quest required the player to complete it solo, Drifting Snow had completely given up hope of ascending to Godhood. Hence, he gave the tools of Ascension to Fluttering Snow Purple Water Chestnut.

Whoever gets their hands on the tools of Ascension will get the right to inherit the Ascension Quest. After all, Fluttering Snow Purple Water Chestnut was ranked third in the Pantheon Leaderboard in the past life, the first quest monster that Drifting Snow could not even defeat was easily destroyed by her.

Ow,, the second monster that Fluttering Snow Purple Water Chestnut had to defeat was hidden in an underground cave on Floor 58 of the Tower of Remorse. The name of the monster was the “Nine-tailed Scorpion King”!

If it was not for Fluttering Snow Purple Water Chestnut accepting the quest, Li Yi and The Cat that Sings would not have even dropped into that underground cave. Since the Ascension Quests could be ‘stolen’ by anyone, they had also successfully opened the two silver treasure chests and gotten the rewards

…

“Three God-summoning Scrolls, 15 Class Change Stones, the Divine Tome, the Superior Vignette Mirror…”

Li Yi narrowed his eyes as he started to analyze in his heart. Soon, he finally understood everything.

This quest reward had far exceeded the average Hall of Fame quests, other that the Ascension Quests, there was nothing else that would give this amount of loot.

Li Yi fiddled with the black mirror in his hands as he let out a cheeky smirk. “Cat, looks like our little accident had caused us to steal someone else’s Tools of Ascension.”

“This little mirror is one of the Tools of Ascension?”

“Mmhmm, seems like it.”

The Cat that SIngs reached her hand out. “Gimme.”

“Why?”

“Sis wants to ascend to Godhood.”

“Ascend your *ss, no way.” Li Yi kept away the mirror.

“F*ck, after coming all the way down, Sis has done all the sh*t you’ve asked me to. Hell, I’ve even shown you this defenseless body of mine, and you can’t even give me a sh*tty *ss broken mirror Aren’t you a little too f*cking stingy?”

“If you have a skill show it, if you don’t that shut it.”

“Cyclone Formation!”

“Ptshh——”

In the temple, The Cat that Sings angrily fired an attack at Li Yi. Instantly, winds started to whirl about within the temple. Li Yi seemed fine, but the temple seemed to be at its limit.

The temples were set in peace mode, no players could attack each other.

“F*ck you mom, I’ll give it to you, I’ll give it to you.”

Li Yi pulled out the mirror and tossed it over at The Cat that Sings.

“Sis, f*ck that sh*t, Imma destroy you right here right now!”

“Boom!”

As the temple collapsed, several dozens of Imperial Guards charged over, grabbing The Cat that Sings and sending her to jail.

Damaging the temple was punishable by seven days in jail.

“Dark Wing! F*ck you! How dare you arrest me! This game ain’t big enough for the both of us…”

The Cat that Sings was shrieking as she was dragged off.

“I swear to God Almighty, that really wasn’t me.”

Li Yi wiped off the sweat on his forehead as he gave the order to rebuild the now destroyed temple.

As the resources were automatically deducted from his warehouse, countless workers all moved into the remains of the temple as they started to make the repairs.

…

10 minutes later, Li Yi send an order to release The Cat that Sings.

“I don’t want that crappy mirror anymore, just give me your orange bow.” The Cat that Sings arrogantly reached her hand out at Li Yi.

“What do you want to do with it?”

“This b*tch wants to destroy your BIg Girl Bow!”

Unreasonable and arrogant, Sister Cat’s bad temper was demonstrated once again.

Li Yi was even more straightforward. He unleashed his Light Territory and contained Sister Cat within it. Then, he sat back, relaxed, and enjoyed the picturesque view he had created.

“Damn it, you’re playing me again!”

The Cat that Sings scolded out loud before her body started to fade away. She had logged out.

Li Yi was already used to Sister Cat’s bad temper.

A Tool of Ascension that was only effective on certain monsters was something Li Yi was not interested in, but if he did not have this thing, he would never be able to find out the secrets behind finishing the Ascension Quest. Thus, before he finds out more about the Ascension Quests, he could never give those items to anyone.

If this thing was given to Sister Cat, it would just be a waste.

After Li Yi returned to his new home in Starting Point City, he pulled out the Thunder God’s Heart, the Divine Tome, and the Superior Vignette Mirror, placing them together,

These three rare items were all related to Ascension!

However, how does one unlock the secrets they were hiding within?

Li Yi tried putting the Thunder God’s Heart on top of the Divine Tome. Then, he tried to use the Superior Vignette Mirror to shine some light on them. However, after trying from various angles, he still did not get any reaction…

“Ding!”

Li Yi received a private message. It was from Sister Cat who was back online.

“You’re not mad, are you? Your big sis was just messing with you just now. Little kid, if you’re still angry, Sis will compensate you some day in the future by letting you rub my boobs.”

Li Yi did not know whether to laugh or cry, but he still replied with a sincere “Alright!”

“Pshhh——”

As a ray of moonlight shone onto the Divine Tome and the Thunder God’s Heart, the two Tools of Ascension suddenly started to glow brightly…

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