Mia is Not a Trouble-Maker!

Chapter 778: Where Did All the Food Go?

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

Amelia clicked her tongue. More than 300 catties! So humans could eat so much food! How impressive!

William took out a piece of paper and calculated in distress. “If she doesn’t poop after eating it, my mother should be more than 200 kilograms now. Now, she’s only 50 kilograms. Where did the remaining 150 kilograms go?” She didn’t poop or spit it out. This didn’t make sense!

William was dumbfounded.

Amelia was also dumbfounded.

Amelia looked at Elmer, and William looked at  the air beside him.

Elmer was speechless. “Don’t ask me. I don’t know either.” Was he the kind of person who secretly watched Ling take a dump? Even if she asked him, he wouldn’t know!

Everyone looked at Ling. Ling was staring at the table and realized that there was still a cherries under the peel that she had not eaten. She immediately picked it up and placed it in her mouth.

“Forget it ” William said with a headache. “This will become one of the unsolved mysteries of the world ” Looking at his mother, he couldn’t ask.

After the crybaby ghost finished speaking, Amelia put her back into the Soul Retrieving Gourd. At this point, there was another evil ghost in the Soul Retrieving Gourd. The flirtatious ghost, the cowardly ghost, the unlucky ghost, the muddled ghost, the female ghost in the red wedding dress, the ugly auntie, the little malicious ghost, and the crybaby ghost, there were a total of nine ghosts.

William looked at the calculation book and was a little dumbfounded. It had been so long, but they had only captured nine ghosts? The others had all been destroyed and became snacks for the Soul Retrieving Gourd. The Soul Retrieving Gourd was only half full now

William was instantly anxious. This feeling was as if he had only scored 50 points in the exam and was only halfway through writing the math questions. For English, he had lost signal halfway through the listening portion. How many ghosts would there be before the Soul Retrieving Gourd was full? He wrote and drew in his notebook.

George stood up and said, “Are you done chatting? Are you hungry?” After a pause, he emphasized, “Mia, William, are you two hungry?”

Amelia touched her stomach. “A little.”

George helped her put on her coat and squatted down to zip her up. He put on her little red hat and said gently, “Let’s go. Eldest Uncle will take you to eat something delicious. There’s ice cream.”

Amelia’s eyes lit up. “Yes, yes!” She held George’s hand and jumped around. Suddenly, she thought of something and looked up. “Eldest Uncle, if Mia dies one day in the future, Eldest Uncle, don’t look for mourners.”

George’s heart tightened as he looked down at Amelia. She had an innocent smile on her face. Her eyes were curved, lively, and lively. He was silent for a moment. “I won’t.” If she was really gone, there was no need to look for mourners. The Walton family would all be mourners.

Amelia nodded in relief. “Yes, yes! Mia hopes that Uncles, Grandpa, Grandma, Brothers, and Sisters will be happy. Don’t be sad just because Mia died.” Just like how her mother had gone missing in the past, her grandmother was so sad that she could not get up. She did not want this to happen. If she died, so be it.

Amelia emphasized, “I hope that when I die, everyone will be happy and laugh in front of my pink bow grave.”

George:

After talking about the mourners, Amelia thought of how the crybaby ghost relied on mourning to earn money. In the past, she could earn 200,000 to 300,000 years. Although this had something to do with the crybaby ghosts’ special abilities, she was really a little tempted. She wondered how much money the mourners could earn now

Amelia thought about it and asked, “Eldest Uncle, how much does it cost to hire a mourner now?”

George answered every question. He quickly glanced at the information he had just found. “The price of a professional in the capital is 5,000 yuan. Families with good family backgrounds still need mourners to stay the funeral home. This is more expensive, including the wake service. A team costs about 50,000 yuan.”

Amelia’s eyes widened. Wow. “How many people are in a team?”

George: “Usually three to five people. Depending on the reputation, some people even provide spirit delivery services. They say that they will send the ghosts through the Golden Chicken Ridge and Evil Dog Ridge, plus 50,000 yuan.”

Amelia immediately felt that she could do it! She could even send them directly to the King of Hell!

Amelia said excitedly, “I can make a team! Auntie crybaby ghost will be in charge of crying! Auntie flirtatious ghost will be in charge of discussing business! Uncle muddled ghost and Brother cowardly ghost will be in charge of leading. I will be in charge of sending people to the King of Hell’s Hall ” They were so professional. It was not too much to charge 100,000 yuan, right?