3211 Lance is really not human
“what’s wrong with Lance? what had happened? hurry up and tell me!”
” wow, i smell fresh watermelons. i’m waiting to eat them. “
” big melon in hand.jpg “
“i’ve been waiting for the day when Lance will make a fool of himself! Max, don’t keep me in suspense, tell me!”
perhaps fu linchen had too many haters in his circle of friends, but when they heard about him, they all responded immediately.
Max suppressed his laughter and typed quickly.
“everyone should know, right? a while ago, there was a post on H university’s forum that took a picture of Lance having a tryst with a girl under a tree?”
Leo replied,”who doesn’t know that?” didn’t Lance clarify during the last meal that the photo was shot from an angle and that the girl was his sister? is that all you want to say?”
Max: ” ahem, of course not. what i want to say is that i saw the girl in the photo in Lance’s office last week. she was a freshman. wow, she was so pretty and tender. she looked like an underaged girl. Lance, that b * stard, is really inhumane … “
in an instant, the group was filled with “yo~~~~~””!!!!” [this is too exciting!][congratulations to the forever single dog for getting off his single life!]
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with the crowd’s enthusiastic response, Max was even more excited. his fingers were tapping on the screen so fast that they left afterimages.
Max: ” that day in the office, i saw Lance call the little girl to his office. under the excuse of supervising her studies, he secretly stayed in the same room as her for the whole afternoon. he even ordered takeaway from first-grade restaurant. ” i wanted to make a living there, but Lance wouldn’t let me. he wanted to kick me out, thinking that i’m interrupting him and his little girlfriend.”
Max replied,”didn’t Lance return to china two days ago?” i went to substitute for him and happened to see the little sister, so i called her over to ask. i think she’s a shy girl. if she’s really dating Lance, she must have shown it, right? in the end, can you guess what the little sister said?”
Leo: ” tsk, why are you so long-winded? what did the little girl say? ” if you don’t tell me now, i might go to H university and have a PK with you in person.”
Max coughed,”what’s the hurry? i’ve already said it.” the little girl really treated Lance as her brother. she said that Lance was the brother of a family close to her, and that he was only concerned about her because his parents asked him to. she also said that it was unimaginable and terrifying to be in a relationship with Lance!”
Max: ” i’m laughing so hard that i’m cramping up. i didn’t expect the funnier part to come. i said i’m Lance’s good friend. can i be your brother too? ” she actually nodded, she actually nodded! what did this mean? it means that in her heart, Lance is really a pure big brother, no different from me!”
Max: ” oh my god, i finally know what happened to Lance the other day. what little sister? it was obvious that the little sister didn’t care about him at all, so he had no choice but to say that … thinking about how he was always wooed by so many blind girls, and now he was defeated in front of a little sister, and she even turned a blind eye to his obvious goodwill … hahaha, i just want to laugh! “
Max said,”he really deserves it!” who asked him to hurt so many young girls “hearts? this is retribution!”
as expected, his friends laughed and the scene was filled with a happy atmosphere.
however, at this moment …
“what?” Lance asked. is it funny?”