Chapter 1212: Handsome To A Complete Mess (2in1)
Chapter 1212: Handsome To A Complete Mess (2in1)
Liu Zhan was in despair.
He felt resentment in his heart!
But he didn’t feel any regret.
He just lamented that it was such a pity for him to die a virgin!
However, he didn’t feel any pain for a while. The sound of flying dirt, rocks, and the strong winds had disappeared. He couldn’t help but open his eyes slightly, and he saw a guy wearing a red cape standing in front of him. The craziest thing was that the guy was wearing red underwear on the outside of his pants!
“Wearing underwear on the outside?!”
“This person must be abnormal with mental health issues, right?”
Something even stranger than this was that Zhu Dacheng had some blood on his lips nearby. He was getting up from the ground, covered in dirt, and looked like he was in an extremely embarrassing state.
Liu Zhan was momentarily dumbstruck before starting to admire this weird guy wearing his underwear on the outside. He then said, “Hero, are you here to save me?”
“Hero, you are way too handsome!”
What was the origin of this guy, who could injure Zhu Dacheng in just one move?
There was no such person among the ten thousand plus disciples taking the test.
Even if there was, it was impossible for this guy to stand up for him. Zhu Dacheng was a member of the Hai family, so who would oppose the Hai family at this crucial time?
Standing in front of him was Superman!
The cosplayer was naturally Luo Tian!
Just as Zhu Dacheng’s palm force was half a meter away from Liu Zhan, Luo Tian had arrived in time.
Without caring about anything else, he directly used the Superman transformation card and knocked Zhu Dacheng over.
Luo Tian said with a frown, “Stop messing around and quickly escape!”
“Huh?”
“That voice…”
“It’s you?!” Liu Zhan was startled by what he was seeing, but immediately became overjoyed. He put his hands on his hips, pointed at Luo Tian, and scolded, “Why the hell did you turn into a strangely dressed person?! What kind of technique is this?!”
“Damn it!”
“That’s not the point! The point is, why didn’t you use it earlier?!”
“Oh, right!”
“Don’t think that just because you saved me just now, you can avoid introducing Huangfu Ya to me! I’m telling you, no way! If you dare not introduce me, I am going to hate you!” ȑ𝘼ɴŎꞖÈs̈
He could easily tell who was using Superman’s body!
Liu Zhan became fearless again and said, “What are you waiting for? Hurry up and kill that Zhu Dacheng! Damn it, a palm strike almost took my life! I’m still a virgin! If I die here, how many beauties will be heartbroken?!”
Zhu Dacheng steadied his stance with eyes full of shock. He then said, “Luo Tian, I heard that you can transform into strange people. At first, I didn’t believe it, but I didn’t expect that you could really transform into aliens! This should be the trump card you are relying on, right?”
“Your transformation has a time limit, right?”
Luo Tian used the Wolverine transformation card when he defeated Hai Yulong in Towering Cloud City.
This kind of information naturally couldn’t be hidden.
Zhu Dacheng had read these materials, so he knew.
Luo Tian narrowed his eyes as he said to himself, “Damn it, the drawbacks of my transformation cards have been revealed so quickly!”
Luo Tian smiled faintly and replied, “You even know that, huh? It seems like you, Zhu Dacheng, have done some research. But to deal with you, one second is more than enough.”
While saying that, Luo Tian’s brow furrowed as he shouted internally, “Superman’s power!”
“Ommm~!”
A surging anti-gravity force appeared around him, bending the foliage around them.
Liu Zhan’s eyes flashed with shock and envy before saying jealously, “Damn, that’s too cool! If a girl saw that, wouldn’t she be infatuated with you? This kid is dangerous. Next time there are beauties around, I definitely can’t let them see this scene. Don’t even mention girls, even I can barely restrain myself.”
The scene was very cool!
Very awesome!
Liu Zhan was filled with envy, jealousy, and hate!
Zhu Dacheng’s expression changed drastically. Without thinking about anything, he pulled up his pants and ran for his life. He hated that his mother hadn’t birthed him with a few extra legs. He disappeared in a few breaths, and didn’t forget to shout while running, “Luo Tian, you just wait! I won’t let you off that easily!”
Luo Tian didn’t chase after him.
If he used Superman’s speed, he could naturally catch up.
But Superman’s sight and hearing were several times stronger than Luo Tian’s spiritual senses. Within a ten-kilometer radius, a large number of Hai family disciples were rushing towards their position. And there were also several extremely terrifying guys, one of whom possessed a strong, dark aura.
Moreover, that person’s cultivation had reached the Holy Spirit realm!
Luo Tian immediately picked up Liu Zhan with one hand, stomped down with his right foot, and flew straight into the sky.
“Swoosh~!”
“Whoosh~!”
The speed was astonishingly fast, drawing an arc in the sky and disappearing in the blink of an eye.
Liu Zhan almost pissed his pants from fear! He tightly hugged Luo Tian’s waist and shouted, “Mommy, I’m afraid of heights!”
“I’m going to die!”
“I’m going to die!”
“Oh heavens, I’m still a virgin!”
Luo Tian was about to give him a palm strike to make him pass out. He didn’t expect that Liu Zhan, who wasn’t afraid of anything, was actually afraid of heights. No wonder he had been flying close to the ground the entire time they were together.
“Fucking hell!”
“A transformation card was wasted just like that!”
“And I didn’t even get to kill anyone!”
“Such a big loss!”
Luo Tian muttered all those thoughts to himself. The images of those experts lurking in the Hai family disciples group appeared in his mind, and his heart tightened again. “It seems that the high-level mentors of the Misty Cloud Academy must be colluding with the Hai family. Otherwise, how could the experts of the Hai family enter here?”
“Hai family, you want to kill me that badly, huh?”
“Then let’s see who is going to end up killing who!”
Luo Tian didn’t fly straight towards the exit.
Instead, he chose a relatively remote and hidden place.
One of the most important reasons was that there were a lot of demonic beasts here!
It was the kind of place that no martial artist would come to willingly.
The transformation time was ending.
Luo Tian came down and placed Liu Zhan on the ground.
“I’m going to…”
“Blurgh~!”
“Blurgh~!”
Liu Zhan squatted on the side and began to throw up violently. His face was pale, and he looked even more unsightly than when he was seriously injured. He tried to stand up by holding onto a small tree, but continued to throw up. At the same time, he said with a face-saving tone, “I… I’m injured, so it’s normal to throw up.”
“I’m not throwing up because of acrophobia, definitely not. I swear to heaven!”
Luo Tian didn’t say anything and only kept looking at him.
Eventually, Liu Zhan felt a little uneasy by the stare. His body relaxed while he said dejectedly, “Okay, I threw up because I have acrophobia. But you absolutely cannot spread this out! Please don’t spread it, I beg you!”
“If this gets out, the image of me, Handsome Liu, will be completely ruined!”
Luo Tian rolled his eyes at him and said, “Do you even have an image?”
Hearing Luo Tian say this, Liu Zhan immediately replied angrily, “My melancholic eyes and lonely back in the special recruitment hall have already captivated a bunch of little girls! How can you say I don’t have an image? I’m not saying this, but a handsome guy like me standing on the street corner will definitely have a 100% head turning rate!”
Liu Zhan had a self-praising expression on his face while saying those words.
He then looked like he would fight Luo Tian to death if he dared to continue insisting he had no image.
Luo Tian rolled his eyes at him again and said, “Speaking of which, you really do have a bit of an image. And it seems like a very strong image too.”
Liu Zhan smiled contentedly and said, “You have good eyes! Have you been captivated by my handsome image, too? Hahaha… But I’m only interested in beautiful women!”
Luo Tian suddenly felt like throwing up! He forcibly suppressed it before saying, “With such a good image, what if I tell everyone about your acrophobia…”
“Big brother!”
“You are my biological big brother!” Liu Zhan was almost kneeling on the ground.
“If this gets out, how will I, Handsome Liu, survive in the Misty Cloud Academy? Those little girls… Ah, no, I mean how will the Ice Queen look at me?”
Luo Tian replied, “If you don’t want me to spread it, I want ten thousand demonic beasts!”
“How many?!”
Liu Zhan was dumbstruck.
Luo Tian repeated, “Ten thousand!”
Liu Zhan immediately said, “Then you should just go ahead and kill me.”
Luo Tian smiled slightly and said, “Plus, I’ll introduce Huangfu Ya to you.”
Liu Zhan immediately looked like he’d been injected with chicken blood, patting his chest and saying, “No problem!”
Luo Tian then said, “Then what are we waiting for? Let’s get to work. What do you think I’m doing by looking for this demonic beast infested place?”
Liu Zhan was full of energy as he replied, “Order received!”
“My beautiful Huangfu Ya, this handsome guy is coming! Luo Tian doesn’t know how to cherish women, but I do! Then, you can introduce me to the Ice Queen Yi Yunmeng, too. Damn, I think I’m going to die of happiness!”
Liu Zhan was a super hard worker!
His bow and arrow bloodline was just like an archer class in RPG games.
Attacking from a distance with off-the-charts damage value!
How could Luo Tian not make use of such a good leveling machine?
Moreover, he needed to level up quickly and increase his cultivation realm. He now felt that the Martial Void realm couldn’t keep up with the pace of what was happening around him. If he could break through to the Great Diffusion realm, even if he didn’t use a transformation card, he wouldn’t be afraid of Zhu Dacheng the next time they met.
“Zhu Dacheng, you just wait for me!”
Luo Tian had a raging fire burning in his heart.
Besides needing experience points to level up, Luo Tian also needed a lot of yuan energy.
Just this morning, the Ancient Tree in his mind had absorbed another 100,000 points of his yuan energy! But the two tender buds were still swaying gently, showing no signs of growing at all. This pit required endless yuan energy, and if he didn’t have enough yuan energy one day, all the efforts he had made before would be in vain!
“Huangfu Ya, I am one demonic beast closer to you!”
“Catch!”
Liu Zhan’s figure moved, knocking a rank four demonic beast to Luo Tian’s side.
Luo Tian killed it with one punch!
The deeper they went, the more demonic beasts there were, and the rank of the demonic beasts increased.
Rank five demonic beasts appeared from time to time.
Logically speaking, rank five demonic beasts should have inner cores. But Luo Tian didn’t know why he had killed more than a dozen rank five demonic beasts, and not a single inner core had dropped. He knew that the inner core was the essence of a demonic beast, a top grade product for replenishing yuan energy that everyone wanted.
An hour later…
“Ding!”
“Congratulations to player Luo Tian for leveling up! You are currently at the Martial Void 6th rank!”
The next day, sometime in the evening.
A system alert went off again.
“Ding!”
“Congratulations to player Luo Tian for leveling up! You are currently at the Martial Void 7th rank!”
Just as Luo Tian and Liu Zhan were frantically killing demonic beasts, most of the army of examinees had already crossed the first peak and successively entered First City!
After the aptly named First City was the First Sea!
After passing the First Sea, they would be able to see the exit. Passing three checkpoints was the content for the second round of assessments!
Luo Tian and Liu Zhan had deviated from the course…