Chapter 631: Baldy
Chapter 631: Baldy
Maybe it’s because Xiao Qin changed into a dress and sandals after her shower, so her running speed was much slower and I finally caught up with her from behind.
“I’m not listening, I’m not listening, I’m not listening,.” Xiao Qin covered her ears and refused to hear my explanation like she was a female protagonist in an idol drama.
In the midst of the thickening night, I firmly grabbed onto Xiao Qin’s arm and didn’t let go.
“Ye Lin classmate’s head is always filled with thoughts of sex.” Xiao Qin’s tears didn’t stop, “Since my mom doesn’t let me to do that, you go and find someone else? If you can’t take it anymore, then tell me, I can agree to anything you ask.”
“It wasn’t me who couldn’t take it anymore, it was Winnie!” I said angrily.
“Huh.” Xiao Qin was shocked, “Are there women out there who only think about sex?”
The people living in the 21st century have the right to pursue happiness. Xiao Qin, I don’t think any reason for you to be so conservative and think that females can’t take the initiative.
“But… although I want Ye Lin classmate to hug me tightly, I will still agree to other requests. However, just hugging me is enough to satisfy me.”
I handed over a tissue to let the crying Xiao Qin wipe her face. She suddenly seemed not that angry with me anymore and she gratefully accepted it. One was not enough, she asked for another.
“All those perverted girls in H manga are all fabricated by the authors, right?” Xiao Qin asked, “A woman’s desire is naturally much lower than a man’s, right?”
“That’s not necessarily true.” I frowned, “The perverted school doctor that you call ‘Sis Ying Ran’ every day, isn’t she living proof of a perverted woman?”
Xiao Qin exclaimed and covered her mouth like she realized something important.
“So it was me who’s not normal…”
“Huh?”
“So I’m not a true girl yet…”
“What are you even talking about?” I grabbed Xiao Qin’s shoulders, and her delicate shoulders trembled under the gradually brightening moonlight.
Xiao Qin raised her face under the moonlight, I only then noticed at some point in time, we ran into the middle of a large cluster of flowers. No matter what color the flowers are normally, they all seemed cold and desolate under the moonlight.
“In order to make Ye Lin classmate like me, I learned a lot things where my my mom will kill me if she knew… that was the price I had to pay to keep the person I like, but maybe I was wrong? Do normal girls feel pleasure when they do these things?”
I didn’t know how to answer Xiao Qin’s question.
Although Xiao Qin was a genius in martial arts and was tall as a child, she matured relatively late in terms of sexuality. Getting her first period at 14 years old was already quite late among our female classmates.
Also, her sexual characteristics weren’t really apparent either. It’s different than boys who learn how to jerk off from various places, basically Xiao Qin hasn’t had her sexual awakening yet.
I never asked how Winnie had a sexual awakening, maybe it was when she was in the shower, or maybe it was when she was in class and felt vibrations from my phone.
But that doesn’t mean that Winnie is unpure. According to a study published by my dad on the HHH forums, a significant percentage of women, married or unmarried, had their first orgasm when taking a shower.
Should I suggest Xiao Qin to take more showers? She is very afraid of the cold, and she has a bathtub at home, so she doesn’t shower a lot, right?
But what good will it do me to have my step-sister ‘sexually awaken’? Now she’s turning herself into a perverted girl just to please me. If she reaches the same level as Winnie, would it not cause me more trouble?
Seeing that I hesitated to answer, Xiao Qin became even more worried.
“I’m really still sick, right? Other than gender dysphoria, there’s also something wrong with my body, right?”
“You’re not sick.” I said to her awkwardly, “The intensity of carnal desire varies from person to person. Just like how some people have a large appetite and some don’t.”
Xiao Qin was suddenly off balance and stumbled backwards two steps. A few lilies were crushed under her sandals.
“Sis Ying Ran also said the same thing. I was a little worried and went to look it up online, it turns out it’s called being asexual.”
Xiao Qin covered her face, sat down in the flowers and began to cry again.
“Sob sob sob~~~ although I pretend to be perverted, I’m actually asexual. How can I be a match for the world’s number one pervert, Ye Lin classmate…”
Who are you calling the world’s number one pervert? If you don’t like being perverted, then just stop acting perverted!
Also, you shouldn’t believe in those irresponsible answers to questions online. Even real hospitals have a lot of charlatans, let alone online.
But I also can’t teach Xiao Qin to point a shower head to her sensitive area…
It would be like me teaching my childhood friend how to pleasure herself!
If I really taught Xiao Qin and Auntie Ren found out, then it would be the death of me!
Thus I spinelessly chose to avoid it, then to change the subject, I said to Xiao Qin:
“Today’s incident can’t entirely be blamed on Winnie, she…”
Xiao Qin immediately stopped crying and the tears from her eyes flashed.
“Winnie… is a bad guy, a liar, a super pervert. She seduced Ye Lin classmate and she has breasts as big as the class leader, I never want to see her again.”
“I’ll admit for the time being that she seduced me.” I shrugged, “But she had a reason for it, it’s because she ate a bunch of random food and the purple berries from the mountain reacted with the food and produced something similar to an aphrodisiac effect…”
“Huh.” Xiao Qin seemed a bit happy when she heard, so I think she still valued her friendship with Winnie.
But her face immediately darkened, “I don’t believe it, how could there be such a coincidence? Once, at Ye Lin classmate’s home, I gave you cola mixed with MSG, but you still didn’t push me down.”
So you actually tried that widely circulated aphrodisiac recipe, no wonder once I thought the cola tasted funny. I even complained to the supermarket saying their products went bad! Apologize to me, apologize to the innocent shopkeeper who I complained about!
“But you have to look at how many things Winnie ate, almost close to a hundred different kinds.”
“I also ate a lot of things today, maybe 30 to 40 different kinds.” Xiao Qin was not convinced.
“But you didn’t eat that purple berry.”
“Then I’m going to find it now and eat it.” Xiao Qin pouted, “If I don’t get in heat after eating it, then Winnie is a liar.”
Do you think the role of an aphrodisiac is to make people get in heat? It seems right, but I feel that it sounds a bit weird.
I stopped her from running halfway up the mountain in the dark.
“It’s useless even if you eat it. Other than the fact the fruit tastes disgusting, what can you prove even if you eat it? Winnie ate way more things than you, so we can’t even figure out what exactly caused the reaction.”
“Then tomorrow at noon, I’ll eat everything Winnie ate all over again.” Xiao Qin stomped her foot angrily and a few more innocent flowers suffered.
I raised one eyebrow, “Are you sure you have an appetite as big as hers?”
Xiao Qin did not say anything, her appetite was basically non-existent if it wasn’t seafood.
“Anyway… I can’t forgive her if I can’t prove that it’s because of the aphrodisiac.” Xiao Qin yelled angrily, “Before then, I’ll give her the cold shoulder! We will have a cold war, a nuclear war!”
Although Xiao Qin’s request was difficult to fulfill, but I was secretly glad that she focused her attention on it and did not think any further about it: even if Winnie was under the effects of an aphrodisiac, why didn’t she go to someone else, but came to me?
If Xiao Qin thought about it, it’s not a matter of ‘letting a brother feel good’.
“Ah, so tired.” Xiao Qin, who was finally no longer crying, let herself fall backwards in the flowers. Many branches and petals were destroyed, but it also looked beautiful.
“Finally, there’s only Ye Lin classmate left…”
She closed her eyes and murmured.
Winnie was the first friend Xiao Qin made as a girl and as an equal and mutual friend, unlike the brats at the compound and the girls from the Thousand Crane Girls’ School.
Winnie also has the ability to let people drop their act in front of her and not worry about saying the wrong thing and upsetting her. It’s also because she has a bad memory and forgets after a couple of days.
I think Xiao Qin might not verbally admit it, but it is a shock for her to lose her only friend, Winnie.
Xiao Qin opened one eye to peek at me.
“Ye Lin classmate, lie on the flowers with me for a while.”
I saw that Xiao Qin didn’t show a look of infatuation, so I graciously laid down next to her. It’s fine since she’s my step-sister anyway.
“Um…” Xiao Qin closed her eyes again and said in my ear, “Although I may be asexual…”
Can you not mention this anymore, I would like to see the moon.
But Xiao Qin kept on talking by herself.
“I may be asexual, but if Ye Lin classmate has too strong desires, then you don’t have to hold back, hehe.”
Hehe my ass, you are my sister! It’s obvious you’re hurt because you were betrayed by your best (and only) friend.
Even if I considered you as my girlfriend, I would not ignore my girlfriend’s feelings when she is grieving and take away her first time selfishly!
Also, it was hard enough to quell the burning desires aroused by Winnie, I don’t want it to come up again.
As the two of us were lying together, each with our own thoughts, suddenly a bald head jumped out from the flowers next to the path.
“Bastards, my flower field was destroyed again! I hate you damn couples!”
The bald old farmer holding a flashlight was fuming and shone his light towards a sign not far behind us, which read in a very familiar red font: “No outdoor sex”. (Although it was missing a word)
So you’re Mr. Zhang?