Chapter 620: Life Threatening
Chapter 620: Life Threatening
“You guys can leave.” Zhuang Ni walked out from the shadows of a tree and said, “I’ll explain to the class leader where you guys went and I promise no one will go disturb you.”
So she actually formed a wartime alliance with Xiao Qin! Although Xiong YaoYue, who’s currently going around and warning everyone to be careful, is an awful friend, it feels less safe to leave you to cover for us!
“Yeah, then I’ll leave everything to you counselor.” Xiao Qin said to Zhuang Ni seriously.
“Wait.” I looked at Zhuang Ni with doubtful eyes, “What kind of lies are you going to make up now? I can’t believe you said I went to a hotel with Shen ShaoYi… now Winnie thinks I’m bisexual!”
Zhuang Ni blinked: “Who’s Shen ShaoYi?”
“What, you don’t even know the best looking guy in 28 Middle? If you don’t know him, why did you say we checked out a room together?”
Xiao Qin wanted to pull me away, but didn’t pay attention to our conversation. I think it’s because she’s certain I also like boys, so even if I didn’t check out a room with Shen ShaoYi, I would still check one out with Shu Zhe.
“Oh…” Zhuang Ni smiled as if her life force had been drain, as if she was death itself.
“I hate men, so I don’t pay attention to any men even if they are good-looking. The only reason I used Shen ShaoYi’s name is because the last time the class leader and Loud Mouth visited my home, they mentioned him once.”
You’ve already repeatedly damaged my reputation to the point where I can’t get married anymore!
“The washroom is over there.” Zhuang Ni feebly raised one arm and pointed towards the direction where the principal of the special education school came from earlier, “Xiao Qin is afraid of snakes, so as her childhood friend, you should go with her.”
She purposely raised her voice a bit so the people around could kind of hear us.
“That’s right!” Xiao Qin cooperated, “I, I can’t hold it in anymore.”
Zhuang Ni, stop lying. Xiao Qin is scared of snakes? I think it’s more like she wants to raise snakes as a pet and use it as a tool to get revenge for the flat breasted faction.
Wow, right when I said Xiao Qin had no breasts, she hugged my arms tightly and rubbed back and forth. This faintly discernible feeling was very unsettling.
“Ye Lin classmate, if you don’t hurry, I, as the female protagonist, in front of the entire nation as an audience will…”
What female protagonist are you playing as and who is the audience? I don’t really believe Zhuang Ni’s words, you have to be faking if you’re in a rush to use the washroom. If you really can’t hold it in anymore, then just go in the bushes!
But if I think about it, when Xiao Qin dressed as a boy back then, I don’t think she’s ever taken a shit outside with us. She would always find a washroom or go home to use one. I even spread a rumor saying the Little Tyrant had a tiny dick.
It turns out it wasn’t tiny, it was non-existent.
But I realized I also needed to use the washroom, so I reluctantly went together with Xiao Qin.
I was very stressed when Xiao Qin hugged onto my arm and rubbed her dorayaki breasts back and forth. Thus I pulled my arm out and made her follow behind me.
“Ah, Xiao Qin’s being taken away!” Xiong YaoYue noticed Xiao Qin was following me down the mountain. She came over in a hurry to stop us, but Zhuang Ni went to deal with her.
After a five-minute walk along the weed infested dirt road, we found the old brick covered washroom with the help of outdated signposts.
Gong CaiCai, accompanied by Loud Mouth, came out of the women’s washroom with red eyes and was startled to see me.
She subconsciously shielded her breasts, but didn’t forget to greet me, “Ye, Ye Lin classmate, what a, what a coincidence.”
“Let’s go.” Loud Mouth urged Gong CaiCai, “Ye Lin’s in heat right now. If you keep taking your time, he might get addicted to touching you.”
When she brushed past me, she also glared at me and said:
“Hmph, the class leader and I discussed it, we think we can’t let you off this easily. You have thick skin, so getting kicked a bit isn’t a big deal. Gong CaiCai is so honest, yet you took advantage of her, how could you be so heartless?”
Gong CaiCai looked like she was about to cry again. I was embarrassed and lowered my head to apologize, “It’s all my fault, Cai Cai…”
“Is Cai Cai a name you could use?” Loud Mouth held out her thick arm and prevent me from getting any closer.
“Um, Gong CaiCai classmate, I know it’s pointless apologizing, but if there’s anything you need help with, let me know. I will try my best to help you as long as it’s within my capabilities.”
Gong CaiCai froze, but Xiao Qin interjected: “But you can’t make Ye Lin classmate marry you.”
“Stop kidding around, who wants to marry him? Ye Lin’s only suitable to be a hired thug or a mover. That’s right, Cai Cai, when are you guys moving? You can use Ye Lin for free labor.”
“If, if I let a male classmate help move, my parents will question me…” Gong CaiCai said.
“Then we will tell him to go beat someone up. Didn’t you say someone kept stuffing love letters between the cracks of your door and keeps harassing you? Just let Ye Lin go beat him up and let him know if won’t be that easy for him to get his hands on the Ms. Perfect of our class.”
“It, it’s not good to beat people up…” Gong CaiCai didn’t agree with Loud Mouth’s suggestions, “Also, stop calling me Ms.Perfect, I feel ashamed every time I hear it…”
“Tsk, what’s there to be ashamed about? There were guys from outside of our class who called me fat blob, I wasn’t ashamed, I even gave them a good beating.”
Loud Mouth laughed and escorted Gong CaiCai back towards camp.
“I’m going to pee, you can do whatever you want.” I said to Xiao Qin before I walked into the men’s washroom. It was like Xiao Qin was reflecting over her life as she nodded with a blank look on her face.
It was a public washroom and although there were cracks on the walls, it was in good conditions as if someone cleaned it often.
Don’t tell me the principal of the special education school cleaned it up himself? Did he clean up the washroom as he came up today to check if there were any fire hazards?
I could only try to be more accurate when peeing to not give the principal any more troubles.
“Master.” Someone suddenly called out from behind. My hands shook and I almost missed my shoot, but it’s good I held firm.
After quickly taking care of my problem, I looked back and saw Eunuch Cao over a squat toilet.
“Didn’t you just take a shit earlier outside, why are you here again?” I was puzzled.
“Master.” Eunuch Cao held up a voice recorder, “I originally wanted to get some secret shots of girls using the washroom, but this washroom was built unreasonably, there’s a huge wall between the women and the men…”
“No shit, it would be unreasonable if there wasn’t a wall.”
“Yes, thank you master for your teachings. Later, I thought it would be nice if I could at least get some sound recordings, but…”
“But the wall is both thick and soundproof, even my thousand dollar Sony recorder can’t catch any sounds…”
I really wanted to kick Eunuch Cao into the toilet. If the recorder wasn’t that expensive, I would have broken it too.
Fortunately, the construction quality of the washroom was good, so Eunuch Cao wasn’t able to succeed. I bet the quality of the special education school building is even better.
I decided that if an earthquake occurs in Dong Shan city, I will definitely not stay in 28 Middle, but will definitely come to the special education school to take refuge.
“Master, there’s something else…” Eunuch Cao requested, “I’ve been squatting here for over ten minutes. I haven’t made any recordings and my legs are numb, do you have any tissues?”
Again with the ‘the feeling comes when you take off your pants’? Is your stomach just full of shit? Is there any one who goes to the washroom with a recorder but no tissues. Also, if you don’t want to use the washroom, then don’t take off your pants!
I angrily tossed the packet of tissues that I took from camp to him, and Eunuch Cao thanked me profusely. Then he said he would make sure to film the girls taking a shower to repay me.
After wasting some time with Eunuch Cao, Xiao Qin was already outside waiting for me.
It seems she had washed washed her face with water. The washroom had running water and the water quality was better than 28 Middle.
I suddenly remembered that the reason Xiao Qin dragged me away from the camp was because she wanted to do something embarrassing.
I became inexplicably nervous. We were outdoors alone with no one else around. Did Xiao Qin remember something she read on a H manga and wanted to have an outdoor session?
“Namo Amitabha… Namo Amitabha… Namo Amitabha….”
Calm down. If you let lust take control, then you will be the perverted beast Xiong YaoYue mentioned.
Also, didn’t I promise the class leader I would become someone useful to society, so first I at least have to become useful to the class.
In the end, I ended up molesting Gong CaiCai, and now I’m outdoors with Xiao Qin… what use am I to the class?
Regardless, Xiao Qin brought me away from the road, to a silent and uninhabited area.
We passed through the thick grass and trees, then we appeared in front of a bare cliff. I, who had a fear of heights, shivered as I looked at the forest below the cliff.
“There really is a place like this…” Xiao Qin smiled as if she had her heart’s desire fulfilled, “Now I can express my love to Ye Lin classmate…”
Wait, what’s up with this escarpment? Although we have a 10m2 area here, but it’s still an escarpment and there’s the danger of falling off!
Please don’t misunderstand as if I’m looking forwards to an outdoor session. I just felt Xiao Qin didn’t really explain properly how she would express her love at an escarpment.
Don’t tell me… after she heard that I like both boys and girls, she finally broke down and decided to jump off a cliff together with me?
No way! There are thousands of ways to die, but I definitely don’t want to fall to my death! I have a fear of heights, I can’t even stand properly, let me go, let me go!!