I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Nothing major happened on Friday and it passed without a hitch.

It’s really a blessing in all this misfortune.

Apart from the big loss, Eunuch Cao, who ran to me during lunch break and said to me with a smile:

“Congratulations to Master!”

I knew that he wouldn’t say anything good, but who’s fault is it that I don’t have many friends? If I didn’t listen to Eunuch Cao’s nonsense, I had to listen to Xiao Qin talking about porn.

Fortunately, Xiao Qin went to the cafeteria and hasn’t returned yet.

What puzzled me was that she went to eat with the class leader.

Although I didn’t have any thoughts, but from Xiao Qin’s perspective, wouldn’t the class leader be her “rival in love”? Is it okay to get so intimate with a rival? Or is Xiao Qin going to do something that I haven’t thought about?

I’m a little worried about how Xiao Qin and the class leader will get along.

“Jie Jie Jie Jie, leader Ye, why do you look so worried? It’s clearly a happy thing!”

“Vile creature, where is this happiness coming from?”

“Jie Jie Jie Jie, today in the language class, although the class leader was exchanging blows with you… but according to this disciple’s observation, the class leader is hiding her shyness through anger and her eyes are filled with love. Sooner or later she will fall under master’s tyranny. In this way, including Master Xiao Qin, the master will have one flower in each arm and the day when you can pick any girl from second year class (3) will be just around the corner!”

I frowned at him with squinting eyes, to see if he dared to continue.

“Master, you are wise and martial, and have excellent methods. This disciple extremely admires them. In the future, they will not be inferior to founder Guan Xi, you will open up new territory and do something great!”

The founder of our sect was Edison Chen? How come I don’t remember him teaching me martial arts? Also open up territory? Are you expanding territory on other people’s wives? This kind of sinister evil sect that undermines family unity, I don’t want to pass it on! It’s better to go extinct! Let’s start with Cao JingShen you big loss!

I spat at Cao JingShen.

“Hmph, you analyzed it very well, now you can go eat shit.”

“I honorably accept master’s orders.”

Cao JingShen bowed deeply and smiled and shifted backwards out of the classroom.

If he ever gets sent back to the Qing Dynasty as an eunuch, he’ll probably be able to achieve a high position.

After returning home, I saw that Dad was stir-frying green beans in the kitchen. I walked in front of the landline telephone in the living room and dialed Ai Mi’s mobile phone number first.

No one answered after five rings. Ai Mi said that she always has her phone on her. If she didn’t immediately pickup, she’s probably somewhere where it’s inconvenient to talk.

Maybe it’s because her bodyguard is next to her right now? That gay Peng TouSi is Ai Mi’s mother’s loyal dog, he will certainly not condone Ai Mi’s cheating on the writing practice.

I need to try something else, so I dialed Xing Xing’s phone number.

The boss of the five tigers punishment squad told me more than once that if I needed something, I should definitely look for him. I wasn’t a friend if I didn’t.

He seemed very sincere, so I reluctantly hit him up.

The phone was picked up after only 1 ring.

“Big Brother Ye! Big Brother Ye! Is that you? You actually called us!”

Xing Xing’s voice was very emotional and I had no choice but to move my ear away from the phone.

“Un, it’s me, I need you to help me with something…”

“Okay! As long as Big Brother Ye commands, we brothers aren’t afraid of anything, we shan’t shirk responsibility! Big Brother Ye, where are we going to hack people this time?”

Do you think the only reason I’ll look for you is to hack people? Also, this time? Have we ever done that before? Don’t say that I won’t bring my younger brothers to hack people. Even if I was really going to go hack people, I won’t bring you five pieces of rubbish!

I think that Loud Mouth from class is even stronger than you guys!

“It’s not about hacking people. Don’t get so excited. I just wanted to ask whether if you had any good ways if an outsider student wanted to get into QingZi Academy?”

“Eh? Big Brother Ye, you want to come to our school? Which blind idiot is guilty of offending you? You don’t have to do it yourself! Just one sentence, and we five brothers will go and hack him up!”

All this idiot Xing Xing talks about is hacking people, they really should look in the mirror to see how much their fighting power is. The lesser fighting experience one has, when they haven’t had the experience of getting stabbed, the more one likes to talk about hacking people.

It should have originally been a very simple task to hand over the practice books to Ai Mi, I didn’t even have to go myself.

However, if I let the five tiger punishment squad to handle it for me, I just can’t have a peace of mind.

What’s more, the lesser people that know about Ai Mi’s cheating, the better.

So I simply said that I had to find a girl in QingZi Academy and personally hand her something. I asked if they know of a way where I could avoid the security guard at the school gate.

Xing Xing froze for a second, after a while he spoke with an understanding tone:

“Big Brother Ye, you’ve changed your target! You’re not chasing after that girl with surname Ren? I guess so, you can afford it, I admire you! But it’s not easy to get close to our school’s girls’ apartment building…”

“You don’t have to worry abut how I get to the girls’ apartment building, you guys are just responsible for bringing me past the school gate.”

“Yes, yes! Big Brother Ye is definitely experienced, we were worrying needlessly!”

I could hear people lively discussing something on the other side of the phone:

“Didn’t I say that Big Brother Ye is a giant among men? No matter which heavily-guarded female bedroom, Big Brother Ye can easily pry it open!”

“Right! Don’t underestimate this trick, a lot of martial arts masters want to learn this, but Big Brother Ye still does not teach them!”

What kind of giant among men am I! Your mom that martial expert learns breaking doors and picking locks! Also, a secretive trick? Really, do you really think I’m the successor of the flower stealing sect!

We finally agreed to first let Xing Xing prepare until I’m able to contact Ai Mi and then tell them the specific time.

Just as I hung up the phone, it rang again.

“Hello, this is the Happy Valley Love Shop…”

I subconsciously thought it was a customer of the online store.

“Love your sister!!”

Ai Mi’s violent voice rang from the receiver.

I almost went deaf.

“Manservant! Why didn’t you pick up!”

Ai Mi questioned.

“Hey, you were the one who didn’t pick up first, okay? Since you were busy I contacted someone else first. Of course you wouldn’t be able to phone in when the line is busy!”

Ai Mi snorted, she probably did not think of anything particularly suitable to swear at me. For a moment, I could only hear her soft breathing through the phone.

It seemed to be a sweet breathing sound, which makes people feel at ease and comfort. It also had a dream-like feeling that removed one from reality.

“That, the thing of the square, did you take care of it yet?”

“It’s done, when are you able to come pick it up?”

“Who’s going to pick it up! I’m very busy! You come and deliver it!”

I knew she would say that.

“So, can I still make it if I bring it tomorrow morning?”

“No! Bring it tonight! I want it now!”

“Eh? I haven’t even had dinner yet!”

“What dinner! You haven’t even resolved your master’s matters, yet you have the face to eat as a manservant!?”

She started to be completely unreasonable again. Sometimes, I really want to beat this little brat.

But I didn’t retort over the phone. Dad had already finished cooking and was shoveling food into his mouth while looking at me curiously.

I promised Ai Mi that I would bring over her stuff tonight, 8 o’clock at the latest. Ai Mi also told me about the location and general situation of the girls’ apartment building.

I still think that I should go after I finish dinner.

Ai Mi is neither a relative nor friend, why should I work so hard for her?

“Xiao Lin?”

Dad looked at me thoughtfully and called me.

“Xiao Lin, do you have a date?”

What date! I need to bring cheating materials over to that brat who still smells of breast milk! Dad, can you not be so gossipy? You finished “Scientific American”, right? Once you see Ai Mi, you’ll know how unscientific Americans are!

“What date, someone just asked me to help with some miscellaneous tasks.”

“Oh, then don’t eat at home, go out and eat.”

Eh? Dad, how could you drive your son out of the house! I just took a call, it’s not like I did something heartless. Why aren’t you letting me eat today?

Seeing my face full of doubts, Dad frowned.

“Actually, I put too much salt, I feel like I’m going to die when eating it…”

“Then why are you still eating!”

“I’ll eat some, If I really can’t do it, I will go make some instant noodles. Ever since I read the reportage of the “North Korean Documentary” a few days ago, I always feel guilty to waste food…”

That’s right, the entirety of North Korea only has two fat people, Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong-un. One died 2 years ago, so of course food is precious.

I guess I have no choice, I did a final check of the checkered practice books in my bag, took the extra things out of the bag and waited for 20 minutes before I went downstairs.

I also received a call from Xing Xing earlier, saying that when it was all done, he would pick me up in a car.

I walked to the community gate and saw a silver-gray BMW. The driver was the same as the one I met last time, a middle-aged uncle with few words. Xing Xing sat in the passenger seat and reached out from the window to call me.

“Big Brother Ye, here! Over here!”

I pulled open the door of the back seat and threw myself in.

I only saw Xing Xing and the driver and did not see the other four.

“Big Brother Ye, the brothers wanted to come over, but I don’t think we need that many people if we aren’t going to hack anyone, so I let them stay.”

Well done, the matters of bringing something to Ai Mi should be as secretive as possible.

After the car started driving in the direction of QingZi Academy, Xing Xing handed over a bulging business handbag from the front seat.

“Big Brother Ye, I brought you a set of QingZi Academy’s school uniform. The size should be fine, please give it a try later.”

I opened the handbag and saw a brown student suit.

“There’s also a school badge that students often wear, it’s in the outermost pocket.”

Xing Xing introduced to me in anticipation.

I touched it, and there was indeed a small metal badge that can be placed in the palm of my hand. The shape is similar to that of the Chinese Armed Police, a shield with a narrowed bottom.

When I took out the school badge, I also took out a strip of something. I took a closer look and it turned out to be a strip of 12 Durex.

My face instantly turned dark.

Xing Xing was acting like a henchmen and giving me a look, that means: How about it, is that enough for you to use tonight?

I threw it right out the window.

“Ahh” a sharp scream, I looked in the rearview mirror and saw an unlucky girl who was blinded by the string of condoms.

I really didn’t do it on purpose. Fortunately, she was walking on the sidewalk and not riding a bicycle, or else someone would have died.

Seeing that I threw the condoms out, Xing Xing opened his mouth and had a even more respectful tone:

“Big Brother Ye! I really want to call you big brother! You are too fierce!”

“What do you mean?”

I don’t know what he meant.

“Do you even have to ask! In this day and age, everyone is afraid of making a life or getting sick. Only you dare to fight it head on!”

I think that Xing Xing should be thrown into the blast furnace along with Eunuch Cao and humanely destroy them.

Let’s first try on this set of QingZi Academy’s school uniform.

Although I may show some flesh when I change clothes, what am I afraid of as a man?

It’s not immoral for me to take it off, whoever looks is immoral.

It just so happens there’s a red light ahead.

I’ll take it off first.