I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“Who is that bastard?” I asked with clenched teeth.

“Oh, so you know they’re bastards too!” Xiong YaoYue said strangely, “I called them bastards at the time, but I still couldn’t hold them back…”

Them? So, it wasn’t a single person? Where was the police? Where was the minor protection law? Why did they go into hiding when the minors actually needed to be protected?

“Hey, Ye Lin, it has nothing to do with age, I think they were minors too…”

“Huh, minors vs minors?”

“Yeah, they might even be in elementary school.”

What, you guys were raped by elementary schoolers? That’s so embarrassing, please don’t tell anyone you guys are in the same class as me! Xiong YaoYue, you have as much speed and strength as an athlete, why didn’t you resist? It would have been fine if you were the only one to escape so you could have called the police!

“No, I can’t be the only one to leave even if we get raped, it has to be together. That’s one of the pains of the maturing process.”

I don’t think you have to be self-sacrifice in that situation. Did the other side have a lot of elementary school students? How outrageous did they have to be to gang rape a group of middle school students? Are these the ones who will become the backbone of our nation in the future?

“What? They also had five people, how could there be more than five? A 5v5 only allows that many people.”

What, 5v5, are you talking about LOL? So, you were playing a game with elementary school students, not being gang-raped.

“Ah, what were you thinking of?” Xiong YaoYue laughed out loud while pointing at me, “Another team caught up to us and we got raped, and we dropped to third place in the rankings.”

She said as she knocked angrily on the window, “Third place! It’s unprecedented! We’ve been disgraced and humiliated. We have to practice more, then rape the second place team to take back our ranking!”

Is it worth it getting so worked up over your rank in LOL? I remember you were placed third from last in last semester’s exams and you still folded your exam papers into a paper airplane and threw it around. I might not be the study committee member, but I really want to say loudly next to your ear:

“A student’s duty is to learn. Take your mind off games and focus on your studies!”

During lunch, I sent a text to Shu Zhe and told him to come to the cafeteria to exchanged the goods and pick up his money.

He jostled over eagerly and handed over the silk panties. Then, based on our agreement, I handed over ¥500 from the client to Shu Zhe.

This was Shu Zhe’s first official business transaction as ‘Ms. Red Berries’, so he was delighted. He even began to brag: he had nothing to do the past couple of days, so he was able to successfully pit ‘Popeye’ and ‘Cilantro Buns’ in a price war. In the end, ‘Cilantro Buns’ won the opportunity for Shu Zhe to wear a pink bikini thong for ¥600.

“Men are so stupid. All I have to do is sound a bit coy and they’ll agree to anything, hahaha~~~”

Shu Zhe then seemed to have noticed he was also considered a man, so he awkwardly changed the topic.

There were a few new customers who wanted to order worn pantyhose. But he thought he would definitely be exposed if he wore pantyhose in the summer so he didn’t agree.

So, the main problem is that you would get caught? That means you would agree if it was winter? It looks like you really would do anything for money!

Even though the class leader also ate in the cafeteria, she didn’t come over when she saw me together with her brother.

It seems Shu Zhe told his sister he was asking me for advice on how to improve his PE grades. That’s probably why the class leader didn’t intervene when she saw us speaking with each other.

Xiao Qin also planned to eat together with me, but she saw Shu Zhe standing nearby. She glared at him for five minutes before finally shivering and going to eat with Loud Mouth and Little Smart.

Is Xiao Qin actually that keen? Since Shu Zhe wasn’t currently wearing female underwear (he might not even be wearing any underwear), does that mean he can invoke your androphobia?

How fussy. I can’t really tell the difference from the outside when Shu Zhe switches between men’s and women’s underwear.

After thinking about underwear-related topics, I abruptly remembered I would help Shu Zhe explain to Xiong YaoYue that he wasn’t the underwear thief.

But the underwear thief had already turned over a new leaf (probably). As long as there aren’t any more incidents of missing underwear, Xiong YaoYue won’t be always keeping an eye on him.

I returned to class after lunch right when the class leader was handing out peaches.

It turns out the class leader’s aunt went to visit them yesterday and she left behind a huge box of peaches for them. The class leader thought the peaches would spoil quickly so she brought it to school to share with her classmates.

Actually, Loud Mouth had already realized the class leader brought an extra bag today and it seemed to have food inside. But no matter what, the class leader refused to let her look inside until after lunch.

Can you only eat fruits after a meal? I think you’re OCD is already out of control. Since you weren’t being stingy, you should have given some to Loud Mouth earlier. I mean she wasn’t even able to focus properly in class!

We have a two hour break for lunch, so not all students would immediately return to class after eating. Thus, there were still a couple of peaches left out of the twenty she brought.

It was excruciatingly hot today and I was also thirsty, so I went to ask the class leader:

“Can I also have a peach?”

“There’s no more.” The class leader said as she passed the remaining bag of two peaches to Loud Mouth.

I returned to my desk empty-handed and saw that Xiao Qin had a peach placed on her desk. She was holding a pencil and a sketching pad and using the peach as a model.

“So Ye Lin classmate wants to eat the class leader’s peaches…”

Xiao Qin said bitterly.

You’re the only one who’s not allowed to say that line! I remember when you used to compare the class leader’s breasts to peaches, are you trying to say I want to kiss the class leader’s breasts?

“The class leader also gave me this peach, but there’s only one, so it might not satisfy you…”

One is enough. Why do normal words sound extremely wrong when you say it.

Since you already got a peach, why didn’t you eat it? The class leader already washed it, so you could eat it right after peeling off the skin. Why are you trying to use it as a model? I mean you clearly have a potato drawn on your pad, but it really doesn’t matter if it’s a peach, because you would draw a potato even if a banana was placed on the desk.

Xiao Qin pouted.

“Ye Lin classmate, did you forget I don’t like peaches?”

“If you want to know why, it’s because it has hair on it.”

All peaches have fuzz! Besides, it’s already been washed cleanly by the class leader! Why would you not eat a perfectly good peach? If you don’t want it, then give it to me. I want to eat the class leader’s peach…

Xiao Qin handed over the peach when she saw my gluttonous expression, but she reminded me:

“Be careful of poison.”

“Although the class leader gave everyone else normal peaches, my peach could possibly contain Antiaris Toxicaria.”

“If Ye Lin classmate ate it and was poisoned to death, then I….”

Then what? Are you going to get revenge? Are you going to kill the class leader? Please don’t because she’s a Justice Devil and would never use poison.

I remember there was a homicide last semester in Dong Shan city where a student was the victim. The perpetrator was extremely cruel and shocked the rest of society. At the time, I asked the class leader by chance what she would do if someone from class 2-3 was killed.

“Of course, I would do everything I can to make sure the murderer gets punished by the law.” she answered without any doubts.

“But what if he doesn’t get punished?” I argued.

“Then…” She had a gleam in her eye that sent cold chills, “I’ll personally punish him.”

I didn’t even know the class leader had a gun when I asked this question. If I think about it now, does it mean she would use illegal weapons to punish the perpetrator?

By the way, I’m also a part of class 2-3. If I was killed, would the class leader get revenge for me?

Why do my insides feel a bit warm? Just the thought of the class leader searching for the murderer on a cold winter’s night while holding a gun seems really cool.

No, no, why am I jinxing myself.

Besides, if I was killed, Xiao Qin would get revenge for me. Now death doesn’t seem that bad when there are two girls who would get revenge for me.

I returned to reality and continued on with the topic of the poisoned peach.

Xiao Qin said seriously without blinking:

“If Ye Lin classmate was poisoned, I would eat the rest of that peach. Then, I would die with you while hugging you tightly so we would be together forever.”

Huh, so you’re not going to get revenge? Then, the class leader would lose a helper. Why would you die together with me?

“Hey wouldn’t it be better to stay alive to get revenge?” I reminded her.

Xiao Qin sighed and lowered her head:

“What’s the point of living if you’re already dead. I don’t want to stay another second in a world without you.”