Chapter 327 – Ms. Red Berries
Xiao Qin was a bit more energetic on Thursday since she was able to endure it for the most painful days.
“Ye Lin classmate, let’s go watch a movie together on the weekend.”
“What are we watching?” I said in a bad mood, “Are we watching ‘Cinderella’s Step-sisters’ or ‘Snow White and the Wicked Queen’?”
“Those movie names sound really strange… and why do you sound angry…”
No shit, I was able to find out that you always wanted me to turn ugly when I heard your sleep talk yesterday! I can’t believe you intentionally hit my face to ruin my appearance. Although my appearance doesn’t matter as a Spartan, you still reset the handsomeness I inherited from my parents with great difficulty!
I ignored Xiao Qin and played a game I installed on my phone last night. It was called ‘Angry Grandma’ and it’s pretty fun.
Xiao Qin stared at my phone for a while before she shrunk back after being called out by the biology teacher.
I didn’t speak to Xiao Qin for over half an hour.
Actually, students shouldn’t be talking to each other in class anyway, they should be focused on learning.
After class, I still sat at my spot playing on my phone.
Xiao Qin spoke timidly: “Ye Lin classmate, I…”
I kept tapping on my screen and ignored her.
“Um….”
Tap tap tap tap tap tap…
Xiao Qin couldn’t endure it anymore:
“Sob sob~~ (gt;_lt;)~~ Ye Lin classmate would rather play with a grandma than play with me.”
Damn, at least use the full name of the app. Niu ShiLi already suffered some severe mental damage! Please don’t make other people think I have special interest in old grannies!
I let Xiao Qin borrow my phone for a bit to make her stop talking. It was also in order for her to experience ‘Angry Grandma’. I sent a text to meet up with Shu Zhe before I handed the phone to Xiao Qin.
Of course, I wanted to meet up with Shu Zhe to collect the underwear. This time he didn’t screw it up, he passed me the underwear in a sealed bag then stuck out his hands.
“Huh, you want money? You’re so greedy, I already gave you the payment last time before you took the job.”
“No.” Shu Zhe feigned a displeased expression, “Bro Ye Lin, I’m asking for a new pair. Didn’t you tell me to use my time to its fullest?”
My face stiffened: “Sorry, I was a bit lazy recently, so I didn’t contact any clients and I didn’t get any new orders.”
“What?” Shu Zhe was dissatisfied, “What’s wrong with you? I thought I would get a new order right away, so I didn’t bring a change of underwear. Now it’s all cool and bare down there.”
Bare my ass, it’s not like you’re wearing a skirt. Even if some classmates pulled down your shorts as a prank, it’s still better being found naked than wearing women’s underwear.
I tapped his head with my fist.
“Are you the boss or am I the boss? If you think I’m not putting in enough effort, then you can contact the clients yourself, since I have four customer service accounts anyway…”
“Bro Ye Lin, are you telling me to be a part of your customer service team?”
“That’s right. I’ll give you the most effeminate name out of the four, ‘Southland Red Berries’. I’ll tell our regular customers Miss Model is in charge of that account. Since you’re great at talking, you should get more business with your own ability.”
Shu Zhe looked down and began to think earnestly.
“Then… will I get paid extra wages for working in customer service?”
He still only cares about money as expected.
“No, you’re already earning plenty. In our current arrangement for worn panties, you’re already taking a large cut, while I only get a bit. From now on, I’ll let you manage the entire ‘Original Underwear’ operation. I’ll only take the profits for the underwear itself, while you take the profits for the ‘original’ portion… I’ll tell you how I set the prices, as for if the customers will be willing to pay higher prices, that will depend on your own abilities.”
“Um… since the customers think I’m a girl and they can choose a pair of underwear for me, I think they will be happy if I’m also doing customer service.”
“That’s true. They might also tease or harass you, so you better not get mad at them.”
“No way, how could I offend our wealthy customers? It’s not like I’m suffering any losses since I’m a guy. I’ll go along with them and flirt a bit then make them pay more money.”
Amazing, you already laid out an entire plan. For all of our upright customers out there, please don’t pick ‘Southland Red Berries’ for help when visiting our store. He has a sweet mouth, but he will back stab you.
I helped him install the Taobao app on his phone and told him the login information for the ‘Southland Red Berries’ account. I also taught him basic operating instructions along with our previous customers and their character traits. He was able to pick up everything pretty quickly, it’s no wonder all the teachers think he’s a good student.
When I returned to the classroom, Xiao Qin was still playing ‘Angry Grandma’, it looks like she was pretty mesmerized.
Well, since she acted like a boy for a long time, it’s easy for her to get addicted to games.
After I sat back down at my desk, Xiao Qin reluctantly returned my phone, then she suddenly asked:
“Why does Ai Mi think you want her underwear?”
Shit, did you look at my messages?! I was careless, I made the most common mistake for men, you have to clear your chat and text history before handing off your phone to your girlfriend!
My face flashed different colors.
“Um, there are bound to be self-centered people in show business, she’s just too sensitive.”
Xiao Qin used the English textbook as cover and showed a doubtful expression.
“But, the one sin my QQ group have been talking about siscon anime recently. For example ‘My Little Sister Can’t Be This Cute‘, or ‘As Long as There’s Love, It Doesn’t Matter If He Is My Brother, Right‘, or ‘Nakaimo – My Sister Is Among Them!‘, and more…”
“I told them: having a relationship with blood-related siblings is disgusting. They told me I don’t appreciate art and can’t accept the new contemporary aesthetic trends. And they said I wasn’t a true man…”
“I said I wasn’t a man, but a woman, and girl’s think that relationship with blood-related siblings is disgusting. They called me a feet-picking uncle and told me to screw off…”
“Ye Lin classmate, I’m not a feet-picking uncle, right?” Xiao Qin asked with tears in the corners of her eyes.
Of course not. Do you even need to ask?
“Then… am I right when I said a relationship with blood-related siblings is disgusting?”
“…..”
“Why are you hesitating? Do you actually have impure thoughts towards your blood-related sister? Is your first step to get her underwear, then gradually move on to obtain her more important things?”
Please, I only want to steal her underwear to make some money, it has nothing to do with incest. Besides, I wasn’t even planning on giving Director Cao worn panties. I would wash it clean before I give it to him. But it would be too embarrassing to tell you these things.
“If you want a girl’s underwear, I can give it to you at any time… how about after class….”
What are you going to do after class? I don’t need your underwear. Ask again when you can sell a pair of your underwear for ¥20,000!
The awkward conversation finally ended when the English called on Xiao Qin to answer a question.
Then, I completely ignored Xiao Qin. I played ‘Angry Grandma’ until level 36 and didn’t even give a chance for her to ask any more questions.
At night, when I was managing orders on the computer, ‘Popeye’ and ‘Uncle Fireball’ logged in simultaneously. Popeye told me, he still hasn’t gotten his wages for the month, so he can’t buy any new treasures and he feels a bit lonely.
I told him to not feel bad and he could have a chat with customer service representative number 4, who was Miss Model, anytime, since it’s free anyway.
Popeye was amazed and went to chat with Shu Zhe. It seems Uncle Fireball already knew about it and had a chat with Shu Zhe earlier.
I told him the sexy white rose underwear would be shipped tomorrow night at the latest and he was ecstatic. He also told me he came up with a new line of work for our business.
“I said Ms. Red Berries….”
“Huh?” I then remembered he was referring to Southland Red Berries. Ms. Red Berries is probably a nickname he made for her.
“I was looking at Ms. Red Berries schedule, and it looks like she’s still a student.”
“Yes, she’s a student. She’s in high school, but she still has a baby face, hahahahaha……”
I awkwardly tried to cover it up.
“I had a chat with her earlier and she’s great at making me happy. She doesn’t even get mad when if I make a perverted joke. My imagination wanders when I chat with her while looking at her photos.”
“I was able to choose a pair of underwear while asking for her opinions, it was a great experience. You might have already seen the order for the ‘semi-translucent silk underwear’. Please let Ms. Red Berries wear it tomorrow, I spent 500 big ones not including the price of the underwear…”
Wow, Shu Zhe you’re pretty incisive if you can make a customer so happy with only a few words. You were even able to raise the price by ¥500, by comparison, I’m barely even making ¥50 of profit on each pair of underwear.
“But original panties are just too expensive, and the smell disappears quickly… I feel like the store can release some other new consumables…”
“Dear customer, what are you referring to?”
“For example, balloons.”
“Balloons?”
“That’s right. There are definitively people out there who would buy balloons Ms. Red Berries personally blows into. Even if it’s not used for smelling, you can still hang it on the ceiling and use it as a mood setter. It will be even more effective when used along with her underwear.”