Chapter 278 – Congenital Heart Disease
Of course, the ‘death note’ Xiao Qin bought was a fake. But the human concentration was mysterious, who knew if ‘resent’ could actually work.
That’s why Xiao Qin stared at the class leader for 40 seconds. When the class leader returned to her seat, she accidentally sprained her ankle and it gave me a scare.
But it wasn’t anything serious. It would be more accurate to say she couldn’t walk properly because of her swollen butt instead of saying it was the effect of the death note.
Xiao Qin frowned and grumbled:
“Hmph, the store owner lied, this doesn’t work.”
What else do you want, are you still not satisfied she sprained her ankle, do you really want her to have a heart attack? The class leader makes sure to exercise and train her body in order to be a criminal police officer one day, so her heart is healthier than average.
When I mentioned heart, Xiao Qin became sullen again and said:
“I read a really sad manga before. Because the main female protagonist of the story had congenital heart disease, the male protagonist purposely took medication he was allergic to and died in order to leave his own heart for his lover.”
Tsk, what’s there to be emotional about, many Korean dramas follow that pattern. It’s not a romance if neither of them dies.
They would be usually fine by themselves, but once they start dating, car accidents or terminal illness would arrive one after the other. It seems dating is extremely dangerous, you won’t die as long as you don’t date, why don’t they understand.
Xiao Qin was still immersed in that romantic tragedy. She flashed her long eyebrows and looked at me with mixed emotions.
“If Ye Lin classmate suddenly had congenital heart disease, I’ll definitely donate my heart to you.”
Wait, don’t get emotional, how would I ‘suddenly’ develop ‘congenital’ heart disease?
“(*^__^*) Hehe… then my heart would be beating inside Ye Lin classmate’s body. That would be its rightful place anyway since my heart is filled with Ye Lin classmate.”
Xiao Qin, who didn’t notice her logical error, continued to speak:
“But… can you speak to my heart if that happens, it loves hearing Ye Lin classmate’s voice. If it hears your voice, it could beat more lively.”
Stop trying to arouse sympathy. Even if I actually needed a heart transplant, I wouldn’t accept your heart. Based on the laws of Korean dramas, one of the lovers between a couple will always die, I will definitely not be the one to survive.
Ah, damn, Xiao Qin put away the death note while I was still distracted. I originally wanted to ask why she wrote the class leader’s name, but she actually seemed sincere at the time, I can’t even tell if she’s faking or not anymore.
Xiao Qin changed emotions quickly. In the blink of an eye, she put on her innocent smile and asked foolishly:
“Hypothetically, if I was the one who had congenital heart disease, would you donate your heart to me?”
What do you mean by congenital heart disease, your heart’s healthier than an ox’s!
“Why are you upset~ it’s only a hypothetical.” Xiao Qin pouted, “Also, I wouldn’t accept Ye Lin classmate’s heart even if you donated it to me. I don’t want to keep living in a world without Ye Lin classmate. I will die content and fulfilled in Ye Lin classmate’s embrace. If I could fulfill that wish, I wish I could get congenital heart disease right now.”
Hey, isn’t it a bit too late to be asking for congenital heart disease at 14 years old? You should have been asking for it from Auntie Ren while you were still a fetus.
I suddenly thought that if Xiao Qin had congenital heart disease then she might not have been born. That means the Little Tyrant wouldn’t have been a part of my life, I wouldn’t have been bullied and lived a hellish childhood, nor would I train excessively for revenge.
I might have lived the same as how I did before I was 6. I might have asked Auntie Ren for candy every day, read manga, play games, and become an extremely weak otaku.
If I was good at games, then Xiao Ding from the pet hospital would play DOTA with me and not call me a noob anymore.
Would I become intimate brothers with Eunuch Cao and discuss H manga and H anime daily?
How will the class leader view me? As someone who would be easily bullied and needs protection, I might have willingly viewed the class leader as an older sister.
In addition, taking into consideration how cute I was as a shota, if it wasn’t for the Little Tyrant’s bad influence, I might have grown into a handsome young man. There might be girls who would like me, would the class leader like me, though I won’t have a lot of muscles…
Damn, if I keep imagining, I can’t help but think of Shu Zhe’s appearance. If the Little Tyrant never bullied me, would I become weak like Shu Zhe, so much that I might even be in peril of being a trap?
If I was weak with a good appearance, would bad guys (such as me) force me to wear female clothing and even thongs? They might even blackmail me with nude shots and force me to do shameful things that makes me want to kill myself.
That possibility is too scary. It’s better to let Xiao Qin be born. Even if she had congenital heart disease, it’s better to let her be born and let her struggle in this cold world.
Um… under these circumstances, she still wouldn’t be able to become the Little Tyrant. If the neighbor had a girl with a frail body, how would I treat her? Would I be the one to bully her?
No, I definitely won’t. Brother Optimus Prime taught me early on to sympathize with weaklings. I might actually take good care of my unfortunate neighbor. I would read her stories, read manga with her, and even might become stronger in order to protect her.
Fuck, what a crappy love scene. Does the male protagonist become lovers with the female protagonist just like that? Will it be like a Korean drama where one of them bites the dust?
Ah, I forgot one thing. Regardless of how Xiao Qin turned out, Ai Mi would always be my sister. Like Ai ShuQiao mentioned she would pay us 5 million USD to leave, I might actually take the money to cure Xiao Qin’s congenital heart disease and leave the city.
How laughable. Instead of thinking about things that couldn’t be, why not go find Shu Zhe and find out where he got the guts to rebel and threaten me to pay him 500 dollars.