Chapter 255
Under the guidance of Eunuch Cao, I spent the entire cla.s.s to remove me, Niu s.h.i.+Li, Gong CaiCai, and Xiong YaoYue's upper bodies from the background.
As expected, details are the most annoying thing when it comes to editing photos. Niu s.h.i.+Li and I had short hair, so it saved a bunch of time, but I had to use a lot of time on Gong CaiCai's naturally curly hair. Xiong YaoYue's brown skin also caused the auto selection tool to repeatedly make mistakes.
Right before cla.s.s ended, I looked through all the source material once more and I discovered it was only missing a picture of Xiao Qin.
“What's going on?” I asked, “Didn't you compile these photos to make an alb.u.m for everyone in our cla.s.s or something? Why is there no photo of Xiao Qin?”
Eunuch Cao said unnaturally: “I shouldn't get photos of my master's wife as a disciple! Anyways, these photos are only for you to practice on, nothing else!”
I was extremely skeptical of Eunuch Cao's words, but I couldn't find anything strange with what he said for the time being,
The photos Eunuch Cao gave me later even included teachers. It was the same as before where the female teachers looked beautiful and the male teachers looked malevolent. Even our useless headteacher, Teacher Yu, looked like Eunuch Cao's co-conspirator in these photos.
I really don't understand why he chose these photos. Even though there's a lot of bias, but they were normal, everyday photos. There were no revealing points, nor were there any awkward photos.
It seems Eunuch Cao was also asking around for the hobbies and family situation of different girls. Including if they have a boyfriend, any injuries, or if they have any body odors… He didn't hesitate to buy small gifts for their close female friends in order to gather accurate information.
Is he still trying to enrich his '28 Middle Pretty Girl X Archives'? Is he starting from cla.s.s 2-3 first? Is he adding male students and teachers because he needs to know information regarding his rivals?
How useless! But it's still better than PS nude photos. Would I be considered an accomplice by removing the people from the backgrounds?
In the last cla.s.s of the day, I nervously looked at the amount of charge I had left in my phone and I hoped the bell will ring a bit earlier. Xiao Qin poked my arm with a ruler and told me her designs were done.
I received the notebook with scribbles all over it to take a look ——
What the h.e.l.l! Is this the male protagonist? Is he even human! I thought you said you used me as a model? The head looks like a potato, the four limbs look like eggplants, the eyes are triangle-shaped, and the nose is exceptionally large —— is this what you mean by lecherous nostrils? Then according to your logic, a hippo would be the world's most lecherous animal!
“Of course! Hippos are the most lecherous!” Xiao Qin said, “Animal Kingdom said a male hippo would bite any baby hippos that aren't their own to death in order to make the female go into heat! How cruel!”
I flipped to the next page and it was the character design for female #2.
Well, you were able to portray the long hair, but where's the d.a.m.n face? The whole face is covered by long hair! Is this supposed to be Sadako?! Did you want to scare me to death! Even if the male protagonist was a hippo, he would probably bolt the second he sees female #2! You even claimed you would conquer all Chinese readers yet you could only produce this sloppy work!
I finally reached the female protagonists' page on the third page. However, there was no drawing, only words written in beautiful handwriting:
The female protagonist is as beautiful as a G.o.ddess. She's gentle and considerate and would never resort to violence. She is wors.h.i.+ped by all humans and animals, yet she is still modest and single-mindedly loving the male protagonist whose nostrils are getting larger and larger….
Whose nostrils are getting larger! How can you claim to be modest when you said you're wors.h.i.+ped by everyone! Also, why is the female protagonist the only one without a drawing? Was it because you know how appalling your drawings are so it would be better to leave it to the reader's imagination?!
I couldn't help but snort and toss the notebook on Xiao Qin's desk and say sarcastically:
“If you could become a mangaka, then I could win a worldwide beauty contest!”
“Ye Lin cla.s.smate is too mean!” Xiao Qin said with grievance, “You've been mocking me from the start and cracking down on my dreams! Is it that difficult to support your girlfriend's work! If you keep mocking me, I'll start crying!”
I did not object, “Then cry! You claimed you could conquer all Chinese readers, but you could only draw this c.r.a.p, so you should cry to appease the anger of the citizens!”
Xiao Qin actually put her arms under her eyes and began to sob. Two streams of tears flowed out from her eyes, with large specks of tears which looked like a scene in an anime.
I was stunned by this unrealistic scene.
When I took a closer look —— d.a.m.n, it's a drawing! Xiao Qin drew tears onto her arms! She drew an outline with a marker and filled it in with blue!
Instead of saying you have artistic talent, you should say you have the ability to scam others! Also, are you not afraid of the markers having subpar quality and you end up poisoning yourself?
After scaring me for a second with fake tears, Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue towards me and continued to develop the plot of her story.
“The male protagonist took the face mask the female protagonists gave him and inhaled the intoxicating aroma…”
She happily muttered.
Stop dreaming! I clenched Xiao Qin's face mask that I left in my pockets. I'll give it to Xiao Ding from the pet hospital tonight and he will turn this into a dedicated mask for beasts. Let's let the dogs smell that so-called ‘intoxicating aroma'!
Soon, the graceful sound of the bell resounded and everyone went home. On the way to the pet hospital I kept watch on the amount of power left on my phone while keeping an eye on the road with my peripheral vision.
When I walked near a small temple that was surrounded by green-grey walls, I saw the cla.s.s leader standing next tot he walls with her bike. She was curiously looking at a large white and yellow cat that was on top of the wall.
Maybe it was because this temple didn't get a lot of donations and they had nothing of value, so the surrounding walls were low. The cla.s.s leader and I could pretty much see anything that was on the walls at eye-level.
What caught the cla.s.s leader's interest was the cat on top of the wall who didn't run away after laying eyes on her. She was so focused she didn't even notice when I got closer.
I was also slightly shocked since the cla.s.s leader has hunter blood flowing through her, so her eyes naturally came with animal repellent light! If this cat can withstand the cla.s.s leader's gaze, then it's definitely not one to be trifled with!
After I took a closer look, I couldn't help but worry for the cla.s.s leader.
I think I recognize this cat! It's a well-known stray cat who appears near the pet hospital. Every time Xiao Ding takes him in, he always escapes!
The cat also has a terrible temper! It also seems to be the leader of the nearby stray cats and it's nicknamed the ‘Cat Overlord'. It would often jump out from behind a corner to scare kids and make them drop the food in their hands, then it would take it back to eat!
Not only was it violent against against humans, it's not on friendly terms with his fellow cats either. It especially loathes pairs of cats who act affectionate in front of him, and it would quickly run over to swat them. It's practically a member of the Cat FFF group!
Is it okay for the cla.s.s leader to get so close to the Cat Overlord? It's a battle between two kings! The Cat Overlord is staring at you not because it's begging for food, but it's warning you to leave its territory!
The cla.s.s leader immersed herself in her imagination when she mistook the situation and thought her animal repellent gaze became weaker. She had no idea when she walked into the range of her opponent's claws.
Hey! Be careful of being scratched by the Cat Overlord!